12 Works in Buffy Meissonier

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    Mia Fernandez was an Irwin and proud of it. She'd been out in the field since the age of fifteen and had earned quite a reputation along the way; she became known as the girl who never missed and a fairly popular person to watch when she was out in the field. Four years after first stepping out onto the field, her reputation remained and she became infamous across various media outlets, even earning her offers to join up with various other teams and sites across the country.

    But there was only one team she ever wanted to join; she wanted to be part of the Mason's elite group in California. If you got with them, you're basically set for life.

    After dreaming of being part of their team for so many years, Mia finally gets a chance. She's hired as the Mason's personal bodyguard, which she happily accepted. She moved her entire life from Ashwood, Oklahoma to Berkeley, California to where the Masons were based. It was a stretch, but she wanted to do it and she'd do anything to make it work.

    But almost as soon as she arrived, she knew nothing would be as easy as she originally thought they would be.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Maggie has a 'ship. Buffy writes her some stories that should never see the light of day...and has a change in perspective.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    292
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    During that first visit she told us the bare minimum she could get away with, and by sheer force of will she made things as normal as possible under conditions that involved crashing at a gigantic house inhabited by intelligent creatures that flew in the face of everything I thought I knew about the world. We spent those three days letting Maggie show us her favorite movies, eating the kind of obscenely good food that the ludicrously wealthy can have on hand, and trying not to jump out of our skin every time the Aeslin mice appeared in their brightly-colored scraps of clothing, whether it was to celebrate an esoteric religious rite or to get in on some popcorn action. They were deeply curious, scrupulously polite, and obsessed with cake.

     

    They'd been fascinated by my eyes, which came to their attention when they noticed that, unlike everyone else, I didn't turn lights on when I went into darkened rooms.

     

    [Podfic Version]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    5
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    Excerpts from the private blog of Georgette "Buffy" Meissonier, written during the Ryman presidential campaign, 2040.

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    English
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    1,517
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
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    3
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    Así que aquí estoy. Vivo. Pero sin George. Lo cual, si lo piensas, es una puta mierda.
    Extraído de ¡Viva el Rey!, blog de Shaun Mason. 3 de Agosto de 2040.

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    How Buffy got herself a job and into the black. (Or, the story of how, one universe over, Buffy is the Masons' genius pilot instead of their tech girl/fictional.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    141
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    7
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    During that first visit she told us the bare minimum she could get away with, and by sheer force of will she made things as normal as possible under conditions that involved crashing at a gigantic house inhabited by intelligent creatures that flew in the face of everything I thought I knew about the world. We spent those three days letting Maggie show us her favorite movies, eating the kind of obscenely good food that the ludicrously wealthy can have on hand, and trying not to jump out of our skin every time the Aeslin mice appeared in their brightly-colored scraps of clothing, whether it was to celebrate an esoteric religious rite or to get in on some popcorn action. They were deeply curious, scrupulously polite, and obsessed with cake.

    They'd been fascinated by my eyes, which came to their attention when they noticed that, unlike everyone else, I didn't turn lights on when I went into darkened rooms.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,677
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    Maggie and Buffy, before the Ryman campaign. Contains a lot of sex, a couple of blog post snippets, and not quite enough communication.

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    English
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    4,320
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    462
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    Buffy has a secret job, with a secret boss. Unfortunately, Secret Boss Phil Coulson just went and outed her to her OTHER bosses...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    889
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
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    301
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    When I go out into the field with Shaun, the plan is rarely for me to engage directly with whatever zombies he rustles up. I'm there for other reasons: to provide backup in case something goes wrong, to get him additional camera angles, to yell at him for playing too dangerously, and to give him a live audience. He'd be a lousy Irwin if he couldn't entertain himself just fine on his own, but he's happier with company and happiest if it's me.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Shaun teaches Buffy how to hold a gun, George gives a pep talk.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    447
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    The first time Buffy, Shaun, and Georgia visit Maggie. Buffy offers to update her tech, George has research to do, and Shaun goes off looking for dead things to poke with sticks. What can possibly go wrong?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,080
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    373

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