20 Works in Bruce Wayne Being an Idiot

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    When he reached the reception, he found himself looking around a fairly empty room. There were a few call girls in the corner filling out forms, an older woman holding a dog, a kid that looked about twelve and a middle aged man who looked like he was ready to cry. He knew no one. Dick was about to turn around and head back to his desk when the on duty officer called out to him. Officer O’Conner was one of his fellow rookies, he had a thick accent. Dick thought he might be from Louisiana.
    “Grayson! Why didn’t you say your brother was coming to see you?”
    Dick looked at him with his mouth slightly open. There was no way he heard that right. “My what?”

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    172
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    The Aftermath of when the Joker shoots Dick.

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    Where do you go when your family tells you to get out?

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    2,217
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    1/1
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    7
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    167
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1414
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    [Y/N] is a lead reporter for Gotham Times who has a knack for sticking her nose where it doesn't belong. She's played around with death before and seen things that could send chills down your spine but nothing compares to the night she met the Batman in all his dark glory. Now she's on a mission to find out who he really is. It wouldn't be so difficult if a certain playboy billionaire would stop getting in her way.

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    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    62
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    132
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    1451
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    Bruce and Dick are desperate to get Damian back after Heretic. They come to the conclusion of time travel, make to go back a few months, and somehow end up a handful of years in the future instead.

    Gotham's on the brink of war, Damian's dawned the cowl too young, Tim's become a dad, and Future Dick and Bruce are dead.

    Dick doesn't dare turn back. He's got to help his family, even if they aren't really his.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    11
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    237
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    Dick has never learned how to shave, he's got a good teacher though.

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    1/1
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    2
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    409
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    When Bruce found out about Mar’i and Damian’s relationship, he was appalled. And two years late.

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    5
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    A collection of short Batfam drabbles (mostly Tim-centric) originally posted on my tumblr.

    NEW Spooktober Day 21 "Ghosts" (Alfred), Day 25 "Costumes" (Bruce & Batfam), and Day 30 "Treat" (Tim and Jason)

    30. "Ghosts" (Alfred) - Over the years, Alfred often sees the ‘ghosts’ of Waynes past around the Manor, memories and echoes come back again to haunt the halls in the quieter moments.

    31. "Costumes" (Bruce & Batfam) - How many Robins does it take to get a stubborn Batman to slow down to celebrate the day of his birth for one. damn. minute?

    32. "Treat" (Tim & Jason) - A followup to Day 1 "Trick" (chapter 28)

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    44,009
    Chapters:
    32/?
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    164
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    554
    Bookmarks:
    54
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    9400
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    Bruce has a tendency to push himself too far. On one of these occasions, Alfred sends for assistance from Dick.

    In my mind this takes place during Knightfall but really it's not specific to any time. I feel like Bruce pushes himself too hard fairly regularly.

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    1/1
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    3
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    88
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    791
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    Skylar Harris finds a badly injured Red Hood, and saves his life. He soon finds that he can't stay away. Red Hood finds himself determined to protect her from his demons. She may be the best thing that has ever happened to him. Rated T for future violence, romance, moderate language, and Jason's issues.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1891
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    "Not sleeping for over a week is something that no one should ever have to go through. This was Bruce Wayne’s new life motto. It had been twelve days, three hours, and forty-seven minutes exactly since the last time he had slept."
    OR
    Five times Bruce tried to sleep, and one time he succeeded.

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    155
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    16
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    An unexpected invitee looks like they might make the gala a little more intersting, not to mention the rest of Bruce's night.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2039
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    Damian comes back to life and wishes he hadn't.

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    2,559
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    395
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    4608
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    In Arkham Asylum, Joker is pronounced dead in his cell. But the cause of death has yet to be known. When the rest of Gotham hears of this, most of them are elated that the terror of their lives is gone. All but one.

    Bruce is restless, knowing that his greatest enemy is dead and is still haunted by his ghostly visage, mercilessly taunting him, even in his dreams. In order to quell his demons, he must do something that would never do...

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    13,522
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1241
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    CANON CORRECTOR AU WITH HEAVY SPOILERS FOR THE END OF 5x11: The Fallen Bridges crisis has ended. Bruce has the idea that he must leave Gotham so his loved ones will be safe from him & so he can train properly. Selina begs to differ. Wayne Enterprises' Private Jet has a stowaway & Bruce? He's in trou-ble.;Rated for foul language and sweet lovemaking;7th in my 2019 SSS Project

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    67
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    1704
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    Dick was dying

    Quite literally unfortunately. He stares at the dart that has only moments ago pierced his skin. The only remnants of the poison that had been inside was the strange green tinge it had left behind. For a moment a curious part of him turns the tiny thing around in his hands, wondering how it worked but the distraction gets interrupted by a pained groan he hears behind him.

    “Batman?!”

    -In that Bruce and Dick are stranded in the middle of the jungle and Dick has a lot on his plate-

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    139
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    2140
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    Bruce's efforts to remove one of the lab assistants doesn't go to plan.

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    1,122
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    251
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    3122
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    In which Wally West gets de-aged into a toddler, forcing Bruce to babysit with Clark's help. Clark has also secretly been dating Bruce, without Bruce's knowledge every Tuesday for the past few months or so.

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    5,400
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    1/1
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    9
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3469
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    Based off an rp in which some heroes and villians work at a stripper joint and only get along there, the plot is weird as all fuck! Sexy naughty bitchy DC boys!

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    2,265
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    20
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    2
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    815
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    Damian has disobeyed another order and put Tim in danger. Bruce has finally had enough and makes the decision to send Damian back to his mother. When Dick finds out what Bruce is trying to do to his own son, his reaction startles more than a few of the witnesses, but none more so than Damian and Bruce themselves.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
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    429
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    96
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    7345
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    And How Batman is Not Good At Fixing Relationship Thingies.

    Clark is mad at Bruce, their friends would say. The Man of Steel is mad at the Dark Knight, the media would say if they knew their true identities. Clark is mad at Dad, their children would say.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    5344

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