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    A combination of three requests looking for Dirk/Jake/Brobot! With tentacle arms and vibrating dick because that's my jam

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    1/1
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    You are Dirk Strider and you sit down at your desk, ready to spend a couple hours waking yourself up at - holy shit does that say ‘Fuck Mode Activated.’? When the hell did that happen!? You only vaguely recall adding that particular protocol into Brobot.
    You play the recorded video. Jake is straddling Brobot who is a flat slap of robot beneath him, hovering over his fake dick and god. Now that you can see it, the dick is way too big. Why did you make it that big, what were you thinking? Jake adjusts the camera then grins down at it. “Now we’re cooking with motor oil!"

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    -I'm sorry, I know this fandom is old but I just got into it. Please enjoy, and I might make more stuff.- "Jake, it....I mean he, can't understand. He's only a robot." Dirk sighed tiredly, he had been on Skype all night with Jake. "I know he doesn't! But everytime I go outside, I have to fight with him. He just doesn't leave me be." Dirk rolled his eyes,"Just go to bed, I'm tired.."

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    2/?
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    -I'm sorry, I know this fandom is old but I just got into it. Please enjoy, and I might make more stuff.- "Jake, it....I mean he, can't understand. He's only a robot." Dirk sighed tiredly, he had been on Skype all night with Jake. "I know he doesn't! But everytime I go outside, I have to fight with him. He just doesn't leave me be." Dirk rolled his eyes,"Just go to bed, I'm tired.."

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    1/?
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    When a glitch finally gets to Brobot after 2 weeks Jake finally falls victim to what she had coming

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    1/1
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    Your name is Jake English and you hate your nemesis so much. He absolutely infuriates you! That hero Strider is always beating you down into the ground. As the haughty villain you are, you think up a plan to finally take him down. Maybe for once you will impress your father, who was the greatest super villain to have ever lived, Lord English. Unfortunately things aren't going as well as you've planned.

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    6/?
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    Your name is Autoresponder and you are finally going to make your move.

    And you are damn sure it is going to go badly, but, fuck, you gotta take a chance some time. It was not like Jake was going to come to you on his own accord, why would he? You were just a computer program of a real dude who totally also has the hots for this jungle babe. There is one big difference between you and Dirk, though.

    You have nothing left to lose.

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    1/1
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    135
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    12
    Hits:
    2005
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    Depending on the time of day, Unit Auto-Responder will ask for permission.

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    Vomit is utterly disgusting, he thinks as he clutches the sink. Jake's just glad he managed to at least make it to the bathroom, tiled floors are easier to clean than carpet after all. He looks up to see his reflection greeting him in the mirror, eyes red and mouth smeared with vile puke, and it makes him want to throw up even more.

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    1/1
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    4
    Hits:
    960
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    Without too much more struggle, and no more harm to you than a bruise, you’re able to wrestle Brobot to the floor. You straddle his smooth metal body below you, holding his wrists down as he bucks up ineffectively in an attempt to get you off. Get you off of him, that is!

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    6
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    You lie naked on your bed, a welcome breeze drifting through the room on this hot, sticky summer day. You can't even muster up the energy to stick a movie in, and there's no way in the nine hells that you're leaving your bedroom. Even if it wasn't as humid and sweltering as the heart of the Amazon rainforest, you've got no desire to take another ass-whooping from Brobot.

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    1/1
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    You're extremely torn between wrestling him for control or letting him do as he wants, but this feels so good and you're starting to care less and less.

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    Dirk has feelings for Jake, who has been ignoring him lately. Sad shenanigans ensue.

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    1/1
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    4
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    16
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    1
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    Lil Hal wants to share Jake for a night, and even has the perfect idea in mind, but Dirk refuses to let him. Maybe going over Dirk's head is the best idea.

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    Brobot's inner journey to get a heart.

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    5/?
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    34
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    1
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    846
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    Dirk has some self-destructive tendencies he may have passed on to his robotic creations.

    (There's nothing else for it. He's going to have to rip out his heart.)

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    1/1
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    20
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    It has been a few weeks since the broadcasts - a week since they ceased. A week since he grabbed you, the planes flying over, one brushing much too close before skittering and descending into the sea. Several days since you stopped hearing from anyone. A couple days since those bruises faded from how tightly he held you, something akin to panic almost registering in metallic limbs and expression as he stared at burning wreckage that stood where you did minutes ago, trees thrashed to pieces in the wake of the avian monstrosity.

    A day since you more openly contemplated upon ‘him’ rather than ‘it’.

    You fear you’re losing it, even with this development aside.

    (AU-ish Post-Apocalypse story where Brobot and Jake might very well be the last sort-of-living things on Earth.)

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    57
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    Colonialist guilt and machine learning: Two great tastes that taste great together.

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    English
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    1/1
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    6
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    26
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    4
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    427
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    Jake didn't know that Dirk sat at his desktop in his boxers typing commands for Brobot, nor did he know he was able to see via some type of webcam through the robot's immensely intimidating red glowing eyes. He didn't know that it was Dirk who would come into his bedroom and hold him and touch him and then just as suddenly stop, and if he did, he probably wouldn't have let things get as far as they did that night.

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    English
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    3
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    328
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    30
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    6092
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    The Emerald Bruiser (aka Jake English) is really coming up in the superhero scene! Sure, he's lost a few scraps, but he's been holding his own with his arch nemesis, hasn't he? And, he's recently come into the possession of a top-notch sidekick! His former arch-nemesis' minion, no less.

    Yes, Jake English is really going places--the only question is, where?

    Language:
    English
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    9,226
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    1
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    277

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