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    There's a new writer in residence. James May, professor of philosophy, might really be in trouble.

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    “But it’s all good, innit,” Eggsy began, teeth worrying his bottom lip. Harry tried his very best not to stare. “If you’s saying I’m a new blood whatever, nobody’s gonna want anythin’ to do with me. Since I’m, like, impure or summat, right?”

    “It is because you are New Blood that you will be desired,” Harry explained gently. “Old Blood is static, predictable, and, well, old. New Blood allows the possibility for new abilities, better offspring. For that, other Wolfkin will literally fight tooth and nail to have a chance to mate with you.”

    “That’s not how it goes in the books,” Eggsy tried a little desperately, the space between his brows creasing.

    “Perhaps, my boy, but unfortunately, this isn’t a fairytale.” Harry sighed, turning his brown eyes towards the night sky. His Wolf howled at the full moon. “This is real life.”

    Eggsy is a New Blood omega, and Harry takes it upon himself to guard the boy’s virtue in honor of the man who saved his life. Though from other Wolfkin or himself, he is not quite sure.

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    It was all decided in advance: there would be one demon and one angel, if they could survive living together then surely heaven and hell could as well.

    UPDATE: Chapter 24 is up and it's a good one!

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    24/?
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    A blue box is standing at a train station, with no clues as to how it got there.

    It's the perfect riddle. And chances are it will ruin Mycroft's day somehow.

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    6/?
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    Greg runs into trouble on the job. Mycroft is not happy.

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    Draco needs an O on his Potions N.E.W.T. to even think about a Potions Mastery, which means he has to go back to Hogwarts for an "eighth year." He has plans to keep his head down, stay out of trouble, and just survive. Enter the Golden Trio who decide that's a bad idea and drag Draco right into the middle of their secret.

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    12/12
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    Harry’s birthday was coming up. Eggsy wanted to give him something special but was not sure what to do. He wanted it to be different and new, yet still be special.
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    Eggsy and Merlin plan a surprise for Harry!! Just what do they have planned?
    ***Read the tags!!!!***

    These may both be in a series, but they're stand-alone fics.

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    “I’m just here to assess your name, powers, and how you came in possession of a certain necklace with a golden K, that you’re wearing even now.” He paused to consider the boy’s reaction, and then continued by saying, “If my suspicions are correct…” another pause, shorter, looking for and finding the young man’s eyes, “I’m the one who gave you that medal.”

    Those words took Eggsy by surprise. He remembered the day that medal was given to him… remembered it like it had just happened yesterday even. That was the day his father died. The man that gave it to him he remembered well too, and if not for that memory fresh in his mind he’d have told the man before him to shove it - that he didn’t owe him any answers, especially any involving his powers.

    Things may not have been as bad for mutants nowadays but he was not interested in being one of those out in the open types, and truthfully being in hiding was one of the only places Eggsy really felt safe. But there was something about the tone this Harry Hart took… something in the way Harry’s eyes met his own, and a vague familiarness he couldn’t shake that told him least of all, he should try to trust him.

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    “Join me?”

    “But, dinner-”

    “It’s not going anywhere. Want you in here.”

    (Note: This is an edited repost of Chapters 18 and 19 of November Mystrade 2017)

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    1/1
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    Severus Snape simply wanted solitude after the war but made allowances for Harry Potter. All was going well until Harry wanted to reveal their relationship.

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    Ever since Mycroft went off to school, Yellowbeard the pirate, also known as William Sherlock Holmes, was left to prowl the Spanish Main by himself.

    Until a new family moves in down the road, and he meets an ally in Bluebeard.

     

    This is a gift fic for the awesome J_Ballier, for her "Wait Till Victor Comes Home" fic.

    It's not necessary to read it first, but it might give a bit more insight to this (and it's a bloody awesome fic).

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    1/1
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    Healer Harry Potter has always wanted a family and his wife of fifteen years, Ginny Weasley, has continuously stated that she "isn't ready". This has made their once fairy-tale romance a contemptuous cesspool, into which sneaks Scorpius Malfoy, Healer intern and Malfoy heir, determined to give the man everything his wife refuses.

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    Merlin's life as a criminal would be far easier if Harry Hart, gentleman and superspy extraordinaire, would just stop getting in his way and leave him be.

    Harry Hart's life as a secret agent would be far more boring if Merlin, supervillain and arch-nemesis, were to stop trying to make the world a better place through reprehensible means.

    Life, of course, already has a plan for them - whether they like it or not.

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    Chapters:
    2/12
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    28
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    "He was truly afraid he’d ruined one of the closest connections he’d had with, God, anyone in ages."

    A mistake, a present, and snow.

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    Greg and Mycroft search for the first Holmes-Lestrade Christmas tree.

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    "Merlin had no claim over Harry, just like Harry had no claim over him. Things had always been like that, and who was Merlin to ask for them to change? It wasn’t his place to demand anything from Harry.

    He just selfishly wished that, of all the people Harry could pick over him, the man wouldn’t have chosen to fall for the boy Merlin had grown to love so much."

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    Mycroft finds Greg wearing unfamiliar footwear. He is intrigued.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    49
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    1
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    Another month of Mystrade. One shots, short multi-chapters, AUs, character studies, fluff, etc.

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    English
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    25,771
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
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    152
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    7
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    As if losing a wager with his insufferable younger brother weren't painful enough, Mycroft's dignity suffers a further hit when he's trapped in a room with the object of his affections. It all plays out a bit differently than he fears, however.

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    1/1
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    It's a new world, one where Draco's only son has finally left for Hogwarts, and his single status and time on his hands can only mean he Must Be Up To Something. And if he drags a newly divorced Harry into his shenanigans, even better fun!

    Or-

    The one where the Golden Trio + Draco are buddies and this is kinda a How I Met Your Mother AU, and was inspired by @justkeeponwriting's Destiel fic which is tagged on the first page and you should read it too cause it's awesome.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    38
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    181
    Bookmarks:
    41
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