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    After Supernatural, Jensen and Jared aren't talking. But a film's a film and Jensen could really use the money.

    Or the one where Jensen hates Jared a lot but his contract says he needs to be nice.

    (previously posted under sometimesophie on LJ)

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    34
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    It was difficult being a monkey raised by humans. Mummy and Daddy didn't really understand him, but that was their fault, not Leo’s. They’d been given a monkey as a child, so they should learn how to raise a monkey, and not try to turn him into a boy. He didn’t understand why it was so important that he act like a human. Leo wasn’t a human. He was a monkey.

    WARNINGS/TRIGGERS: Ableism, Ableist Language, Bullying, brief mentions of Fitz's dad smacking him

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    37
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    "Isn't that what your father used to say to you? Not enough? Not smart enough?"

    Leopold Fitz was ten-years-old and not a very clever boy at all. He knew this because his father told him so, all the time.

    WARNINGS/TRIGGERS: Verbal Abuse, Ableism, Ableist Language (including the R-word), Swearing, Mild Self-Injury (hitting self in the head)

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    810
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    "Please list your immediate family."
    "Just me and my mum."

    Five-year-old Leopold wants to know about his Da.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    467
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    "Well, my mum always said that you shouldn't be afraid because it's just like the way life was before you were born... which wasn't that bad, was it?"

    After his Nana dies, Leo has some questions for his Mummy.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    321
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    Being stranded in the States with a bunch of Muggles after the world ends via a horde of flesh eating reanimated corpses was not how Harry had planned to spend his summer.

    Such an original title, i cry at its brilliance...

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    22
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    131
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    2220
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    "Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten." -Lilo and Stitch

    This fic explores the Team as Family dynamics in a non-sexual age play setting starting after episode 2x19. Originally titled Brotherly Love. Rated for language.

    I had the tags nice and organized, but then it changed the order when I posted. I don't know why.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
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    John puts two of his non-bloodied fingers on the junction of the boy's jaw and neck. There's a pulse. Faint. Tremoring. Spaced apart. But it's there. He could almost whoop. "Oh God," He sighs out, not aware he's avoiding a question. "He's got a pulse. He's breathing." A gasping breath, a quieter voice. "He's breathing."

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    673
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    Little Harry's weekend with Mummy Hermione, Daddy Ron, and Auntie Luna.

    Language:
    English
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    5,825
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    5858
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    “Oh, dating. Romance. Ridiculous,” Sherlock snapped. “Asking you to have coffee,” he spat the word, “would have been pure prevarication, given my intentions. Massive waste of time. I’m not interested in playing out some meaningless script of conventional courtship.” Sherlock drew even closer, too close, until his voice grated in Molly’s ear. “I am interested in holding you down and doing incredibly filthy things to you. And making you enjoy every moment of it.”

    Language:
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    Words:
    71,776
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    375
    Kudos:
    1069
    Bookmarks:
    235
    Hits:
    52837
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    It was only a few weeks after their first meeting, but in that cloud suspended in the metal atmosphere of Felix's car, it felt so much longer. It was all disconnected from everything else, from the streets of Storybrooke and from their daily lives. And it was almost another world, one without responsibilities or having to grow up.

    But because that cloud gave them a disconnect from the real world, it was so easy to get carried away.

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    English
    Words:
    19,354
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3080
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    As a terrifying new epidemic sweeps the planet, killing millions and bringing millions more back from the dead, it’s all John can do to keep Harry and himself safe, all he can do to cling to life and sanity as the world crumbles around them – while, on the other side of the globe, a certain consulting detective abandons everything he’s worked for in a desperate bid to return home.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    47/47
    Comments:
    337
    Kudos:
    408
    Bookmarks:
    90
    Hits:
    12552
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    When Scorpius is threatened by the secret his father's been keeping locked up in the cellar, Draco is finally forced to face the consequences of a decision he made more than a decade earlier.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    221
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    4808
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    Draco's stuck working as a sex-advice columnist after the Ministry impounded both his family's money and Malfoy Manor. He traded on his sex god reputation at Hogwarts in order to get the job, but there are a few small problems: he's a virgin, and he also has no idea what he's talking about.

    When Hermione Granger arrives at his office, irate at the poor quality of his advice, Draco finds himself blackmailed into letting her instruct him on the proper way to give sex advice. She apparently gets up to some pretty creative sexual practices in her spare time, but she's also an irritating, intrusive know-it-all. Draco should be chomping at the bit to get rid of her, so why is he fantasizing about her all the time?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,474
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    1027
    Bookmarks:
    171
    Hits:
    25363
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    That one-night stand with Draco Malfoy was a mistake. Hermione doesn't make mistakes, or at least she isn't supposed to. She's working hard at her Ministry career, however frustrating and pointless her job may be, and she's also got to live up to everyone's expectations as Hogwarts's most famous Muggle-born and a top-tier War Hero. So, why is she still sleeping with Draco Malfoy, ex-Death Eater and infamous pureblood? And why isn't she certain that she wants to stop?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,995
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    5106
    Bookmarks:
    1017
    Hits:
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