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    Day Zero. Laura Roslin’s aide Alex is no fool: she knows something’s up and is worried sick about her beloved boss. When Lee Adama finds her having a quiet freak-out during the decommissioning reception, it’s the sincere concern he shows that knocks her for six. They work together during those first terrible hours on Colonial One, and she falls for him - too hard, too fast.

    Closely observed retelling of the series (shifted a little by Alex’s presence and filtered through her POV): because when Roslin’s variations on “hmm” could fill half a dictionary (and Adama’s “humph” the other half), every nuance is a joy.

    And yes, Alex’s relationship with Starbuck will be complicated, because I love Kara too.

    Title from the Muse song; largely 2002, 2003 soundtrack accompanying.

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    In her twilight years, Galactica long since having delivered the Colonial Fleet to Earth, Kara Thrace lays under the stars, reflecting on her military life. In particular, the former Viper pilot dubbed Starbuck reflects on one of her past loves- The Love- her wingman and fellow stubborn hotshot, the late Louanne "Kat" Katraine. Starting with their duel against the feared Cylon Raider Scar, Kara recalls how her feelings for Kat grew into something she couldn't ignore, from their first kiss through the fight that nearly tore them apart, only for the pair to emerge stronger for it.

    *Spoilers for Episode 2x15 "Scar" and Potential Spoilers from Night One of the Miniseries and Episode 1x1 through Episode 2x14

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    A simple Presidential observation trip goes awry...

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    “Are the new mattresses green,” Racetrack asked, cringing.

    “Beige and there’s no smell at all,” he replied happily. “They’re nice, I promise. If we’d switched without telling you anything you wouldn’t have known they were anything but a new mattress.”

    “Other than only having half of what we needed and someone else jamming into your bunk with you,” Kara said cynically.

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    “That’s the corner Duck almost got shot at during the mutiny, the second fake one, I mean, and way down that hallway’s the mess, and just ahead is where the crowd was around Joker when he convinced everyone that Starbuck might be pregnant.”

    The nuggets nod along obediently. “Uh, is there like a numbering system or anything?” Phillip asks hopefully.

     

    Or: Kat and Racetrack’s noble intentions have unexpectedly far-reaching consequences.

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    Reminder I am not OOP! Reposting in this sub cause I haven’t seen it before and it’s just so… unexpectedly wholesome! Originally posted in r/confessions by u/i_am_hotdog with updates on their personal profile. You can actually click through and see the beginning of their romance, it’s so cute!

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    Kara made fun of him, but Lee used the span of her pregnancy to plan for everything except their effect on the universe.

    An unofficial sequel to "By Any Other Name" by a_beautiful_mess, best enjoyed by reading that one first.

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    "I love you."
    Those words. Three simple syllables. The bane of his existence.

    In which Gaius Baltar asks a question and comes up with too many answers and no answers at all.

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    Sleeping conditions in the bunkroom need improvement. Kara turns it into a War College exercise.

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    Lee folded his cards against his chest, took a sip of the drink he wasn’t sure was his or Kara’s, and gave her a sidelong glance. He fanned out his cards again, and let a little smile ghost his lips before he licked the moonshine sting away.

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    The day before the ‘Final Cut’ film is released, the fleet reinvents the internet.

    Some of the results (shipping, fanfiction of the film, cat memes) are predictable, but others (the ‘overheard conversations on Galactica’ page that no one will own up to running and that somehow becomes one of the most read things in the fleet) not so much.

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    Protocol was falling to pieces all around him, and everyone seemed to have an excuse for the lack of decorum.

    “Is there an urgent matter that you two couldn’t share with your XO in the meeting?” Saul said with a scowl to Bill after Laura boarded the Raptor.

    “Nothing important,” Adama smiled.

    “Seems like there is quite a lot of unimportant business on this ship lately. Everyone is thick as frakking thieves.”

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    “We really want to hear the song,” Kat told him eagerly. “We love music.”

    “Thank you, Kat. I wrote it for Kara,” he said. “So I called it Kara.”

    She was boxed in with no time to get through her snide pack of pilots ready to savour her social torment. Kara braced herself to smile politely, and withstand the absolutely aggressive eye contact as Lee put his fingers on the strings.

     

    Trigger warning for intense serenading and my tone deaf attempt at a song. (I feel like Lee would fall into a John Mayer type of vibe, minus the guitar chops).

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    There comes a time when you’ve seen it all.

    “This is your first mutiny, huh?” Kara asks, pinching the nugget’s cheek as she passes him. “How cute.”

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    It started very suddenly, with two simple words.

    "They're fuckin'."

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    The initial attacks on the twelve colonies by the Cylons displaced thousands, and killed even more, leaving many without loved ones. Alice Solari is no exception.

    When Galactica needs pilots, she's quick to join up. She has a new family now, but that doesn't mean things are easier. This is a new world, and Alice is far from familiar with military life.

    Things change when a CIC officer befriends her, giving her a connection she desperately needed. However, humans are messy, and the situation is even messier. It's hard to keep friends when anyone could be a Cylon, and things are about to get a lot more complicated...

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    “Margaret,” he says softly. Later, much later, Racetrack will realise that it’s the first and only time she’s ever heard the Admiral call her by her first name. “You have to let her go now.” Racetrack gets a chance to say goodbye to Kat before the end… Margaret “Racetrack” Edmondson/Louanne “Kat” Katraine, set during season 3, episode 10 “The Passage”.

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    Litterally me writing ketchup x mustard
    I swear theres nothing wrong with me
    Enjoy your read

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    On the run from the Cylons, the casualties mount and their names are being forgotten. But for two people, they refuse to allow them to be left behind and lost to history.

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    Two OCs deciding to remember everyone. Not an easy task. Mentioned Main Characters.

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    Bored, nostalgic (and probably drunk) pilots set a challenge, and silliness ensues. Set during season one, back when everything was so much simpler...

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