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  1. David Karofsky, Why Won't You Boff Me? by

    Fandoms: Glee, Bree Sharp, David Duchovny Why Don't You Love Me?  

    31 Jul 2016

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    About a bazillion years ago, sometime during season six, I made up this little story in my head about how Blaine and Dave got together. They'd been meeting up at Scandals for a while, and Blaine started to notice that each time they met, he felt less inclined to complain about Kurt and more inclined to unlock the mysteries of David Karofsky. Why was Dave no longer a douchebag? Why did he have such lovely, well-groomed eyebrows? How would those small, pink lips feel around Blaine's ...?

    Everything came to a head on Scandal's monthly karaoke night, when Blaine got slightly tipsy and decided to make his feelings known through song. He told the DJ to play the music for Bree Sharp's "David Duchovny, Why Don't You Love Me?", but personalized the lyrics.

    This is what he sang.

    Thanks to likeasouffle and marauder-in-warblerland for help with the scansion!

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