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    The following leaflet contains necessary information on how to fix your broken not-relationship through the art of communication! Provided that you don't dance around the topic for almost a decade, fail step one of the Communication Manual by not communicating concisely and efficiently, and break up with your not-boyfriend of almost ten years. If the above has happened to you because your name is Dirk Strider, please refer to our Contingency Plan which is most certainly not "keep fucking up."

    You're not reading the Contingency Plan, are you?

    God damn it.

    (also known as the one where Dirk accidentally breaks up with Jake and everything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong in between.)

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    10/10
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    76
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    107
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    20
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    1402
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    Captured by the cruel villain Goldeneye, left trussed up and alone, Jake English waits and hopes for his dashing boyfriend to come rescue him and save the day.

    (Better hurry, Agent Strider, because the cock is ticking...)

    Language:
    English
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    10,390
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    147
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    22
    Hits:
    1868
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    Jake and Brain Ghost Dirk fuck Dirk

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    1/1
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    6
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    57
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    9
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    1310
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    This is not a heartwarming story about motherhood.

    * * *

    Mother Lalonde was a woman with a disgusting amount of effortless class. She had the bruised eyes of depression and countless nights spent awake, and lips like tar and oil. Ashen skin, and she didn’t help it with her all black attire. Her earrings, heavy and large at the sides of her face, were bright pink and jade. The only spot of color to her figure.

    “I have a request,” she spoke, not giving Jane even the time to poise herself on her appointed chair.

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    9/?
    Comments:
    6
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    30
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    3
    Hits:
    425
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    Your name is Jake English and you'll be damned if you'll let your soulmate just slip away from you.

    Lyrics from Julia Nunes song Then Okay.

    Takes place during chapters 30 and 31 of MC Esher

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1470
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    The Game has finally been won. That doesn't mean it's over, though. The Universe Tadpole is taking its sweet time growing up, there are some loose ends that need tying, and questions left unanswered.

    Besides, there's also a debt to repay, and a self-sacrificing pain-in-the-ass to haul off of Death's front lawn before he ends up in afterlife jail or some shit. You know, the usual stuff.

    The usual stuff that, of course, manages to open up an even BIGGER can of worms than Bec Noir, the Batterwitch, and the Saw-obsessed shit-talking alien brat turned universe-destroying timelord with a billiard ball themed leprechaun gang combined.

    No one is surprised by this.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    106
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1586
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    This is basically me wanting to show off the pictures I've made (and if anyone makes fanart, I will (if given permission) also put it here unless it's going into one of the stories directly). Sometimes these pics will later find a home in stories, other times they'll stay here. Heed any warnings at the beginnings of chapters to avoid spoilers!

    Series
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    English
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    1,494
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2584
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    Jake and Brain Ghost Dirk have a plan to make Dirk appreciate himself a little bit better. Dirk is too busy being caught up in his own head to even appreciate that.

    Language:
    English
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    7,092
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    136
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1143
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    He's been real for awhile now, but he isn't sure he'll ever get used to the feeling.

    (In which Dirk is jealous, Jake is shameless and BGD's existence continues to be very, very weird.)

    Series
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    English
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    6,205
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1250
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    There's a door at the back of the workshop they never talk about.

    Obviously, the ghost knows about it anyway.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2086
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    "My ghost, where'd you go? I can't find you in the body sleeping next to me."

    Language:
    English
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    228
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    163
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    Sometimes you wish for impossible things.

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    English
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    169
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
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    130
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    You know that game where you offer someone something amazing but then add a deal-breaking caveat? Like, "You're a billionare! But you have to donate half to your least favourite politician."

    Well, how's this for a good one?

    You walk through a door and become an all powerful god in a newborn universe!

    But you carry all of your emotional baggage with you.

    Language:
    English
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    26,053
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    312
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    2960
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    Or, hope is a thing that all men should have in their hearts. But not too much. Because then, well. Then you get ghosts.

    (In which Dirk and Jake dance indelicately around an embarrassing matter for far too many words, hurt each other's feelings, hurt a ghost's feelings, and just generally make a fine mess out of everything.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,092
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    354
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    3556
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,918
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2398
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    A collection of the prompt drabbles I've done over on tumblr. Will update ships and tags as necessary.

    1. Dirk/Jake - rough play with sub!Dirk (2016-06-29)
    2. Davesprite/Karkat - tail fucking (2016-06-29)
    3. Dave/Dirk - omorashi (2016-06-29)
    4. Dave/Rose - lingerie and body worship (2016-06-29)
    5. Dirk/Jake - consensual gangbang w/ bottom Jake (2016-07-02)
    6. Dave/Dirk - dirty talk (2016-07-08)
    7. Dave/Dirk - breathplay (2016-07-13)
    8. Dave/Dave - selfcest and bad raps (2016-07-24)
    9. Caliborn/Rose - nude modelling (2016-09-08)
    10. Dirk/Jake - pool boy jake and pornstar dirk (2017-01-09)

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    English
    Words:
    12,064
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    269
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    7557
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    When Jake receives a handful of messages from Dirk at an odd time, he doesn't think much of it. But when the conversation ends abruptly and is followed by complete radio silence from both Dirk and the Auto Responder for days on end, he begins to worry.

    He later discovers that his worry was well-founded.

    (Man could this description be cheesier. Whatever.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,888
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    847
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    Life is hard enough when you don't know where you stand with your ex, until Dirk discovers something on Hellmurder Island that wants to make his life even harder (pun intended).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,735
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    651
    Bookmarks:
    92
    Hits:
    9786
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    Your name is Brain Ghost Dirk, and even after everything you, every iteration of you, has been through, Jake English still believes in you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,090
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1704
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    The ghost who haunted his waking moments was of a Dirk who had never existed, but he was no less vivid for the truth. If anything, he had revelled in Jake discovering the absolute disconnect between Dirk and the shadow of uninformed dreams. His voice had held in a smile in it Jake refused to look at when he cooed look at that, unseen arms draped over Jake’s shoulders. What you see isn’t always what you get.

    But Jake had both, and as one moaned beneath him and the other left an icy chill blooming over his neck like a bruise, he still couldn’t pretend that he disliked it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,118
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1385

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