14 Works in Brad Boimler/Beckett Mariner

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    “I’m going to die in the middle of uncharted space with the dumbest people in the galaxy,” Boimler presses his face into Rutherford’s shoulder. There’s not much room in the tiny, tiny escape pod, plus his friend’s shoulder makes for a good pillow. 

    “Aw, come on, we aren’t dying.”

    “I see you’re not disputing the dumbest people comment.”

    “Shut the fuck up.” 

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    Boimler's been acting weirdly distant around Mariner lately, and she's starting to wonder why.

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    Brad takes one look at her unbuttoned collar, nonregulation boots, and unkempt hair and sighs. “Captain Freeman recommended you?” his voice is disbelieving.

    “That’s the word, my dude.” Beckett leans back, eyeing him over the half empty glass of whiskey she’s been nursing. “Captain Brad, take a seat,” she says, in her Serious voice.

    Captain Brad sits across from her. “It’s Captain Boimler, actually.”

    “Brad’s fine.”

    His eye twitches.

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    Cupid has a lot more arrows thus Boimler and Mariner are not safe just yet.

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    Boimler and Mariner conduct what they think will be another uneventful mission. Until they stumble upon some sex spores...sexy times ensue.

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    Ensign Beckett Mariner had been known to various members, allies, and enemies of Starfleet as many things: a real bro, a drinking buddy, a no-good slacker, a worthy combatant, and a cheat, among other things. But never in her eleven years since she first began training at Starfleet Academy had she been known to mind her own business. This was to be no exception.

    “Computer, load whatever Boimler was just looking at.”

    Mariner looked around, waiting for the holodeck to shift around her, but after a few moments of nothing, there was an unpleasant buzz, and the system spoke.

    “Unauthorized parties may not view protected programs.”

    Protected programs? Mariner knew Boimler was a weird dude, but seriously, who locked their simulations? Whatever Boimler was doing in here was more than just upsetting to him, it was personal. Maybe she should just let this one slide.

    ...

    Obviously she wasn’t about to let this slide.

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    1/?
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    Maybe she doesn't hate him as much as she pretends to.

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    Ensign Boimler is wound tight and constantly stressed. Ensign Mariner decides to track him down and give him a proper lesson in how to unwind.

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    shipwide crises are a lot more enjoyable when you have someone to make fun of. unless you’re the person being made fun of.

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    Tendi giggles. “Wanna raise the stakes?”

    “Have you met me?”

    “That’s fair,” both Tendi and Sam say in the same voice. Mariner rolls her eyes but can’t suppress her smug grin.

    “Loser has to ask out the next person who enters the room,” Tendi says, dramatically steepling her hands in front of her face.

    Mariner snorts. Loudly. “What are we, fucking twelve?”

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    I was just kidding-Boimler starts to type out, when a body swings down into his bunk. Boimler lets out a startled squeak that is immediately muffled by a hand over his mouth.

    “Boimler what the fuck,” Mariner hisses in his ear. She looks furious.

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    "I mean, come on. It's too good to be true," Mariner continues. "This gorgeous woman comes up to you on an alien planet and just starts macking on you out of nowhere?"

    Boimler huffs. "That kinda thing has happened to a ton of notable Starfleet officers, I just thought it was my turn!"

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    Somewhere between being chased by an alien creature and realizing that fucking slime was the cure-all to the ship’s recent zombie problem, she had realized that the strict, straight-edge suck up was good for something after all. And apparently that something was being her friend.

    The idiot.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
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