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    What would you do if you were suddenly hauled from your inauspicious life and dumped into an unforeseen catastrophe with your worst enemy?

    Dan Howell and Phil Lester completely and utterly hate each other. They fight every time they meet, and all of their friends are tired of it. But one day, these two hot-headed, reckless men stumble through a secret passage in a mysterious old house and wake up in a strange island uninhabited by other intelligent life forms. They only have each other and no way to escape. Will they fight to death, or will they learn to trust each other in a world where no one else exists? Can they put aside their mutual hatred for each other to survive this misfortune?

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    UPDATES EVERY THURSDAY .

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    Dan is such a twink and Phil can't resist.

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    Dan Howell was the chosen one, meant to defeat the forces of darkness and kill the vampires who terrorized the public during the dark nights. They had no souls- they were the shell of the people before. He yearned to be more- to be a normal kid, a vampire/ demon free world. He prayed he could continue his life as he moved to reading with his now astranged mother.

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    “I think we should start out with ten. Stay completely silent or I’ll add five more for every sound that comes out of your pretty mouth,” Phil commanded, brushing the paddle against Dan’s thighs. “Understand?”

    He quickly nodded, wanting to feel the sharp sting of the fabric against his soft skin.

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    Basically just kinky Phan smut with bondage, gags, spanking, light sadomasochism and light breath play with fluff at the end.

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    “It gets a bit lonely, though.” Mr. Lester added, once again catching Dan staring. Neither of them looked away this time. Dan held his breath while Phil held his gaze. “Being a young man in such an overwhelming career…with certain needs you know?” His eyes didn’t leave Dan as he spoke, and Dan was blushing a bright red. “Companionship…and such.”

    “Yes...one would imagine,” the interviewer commented, unaware of the moment the two men had just shared.

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    Dan pulled a pen out of a holder on the table and tore a piece of blank paper, scrawling numbers onto it quickly. He folded the paper in half and smiled. He tucked it inside of Mr. Lester’s business suit’s pocket, smoothing his hand over the pocket before pulling back.

    “What’s this?” Mr. Lester enquired, eyebrow raised in amusement as he looked down at the note.

    “My number,” Dan answered, quietly. “I, uh—I get a bit lonely as well.”

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    When Dan is offered luxurious living conditions and the ability to pursue his art and drop out of law school, and all he has to do is be there for consensual sex with the hottest man he's ever seen, he's not about to turn it down. Confusing feelings and relationships be damned.

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    Dan is a struggling actor who gets scouted by an adult entertainment company. There's no harm in just going to an interview right? It's not like he'd accept the job.

     
    AKA: A pornstar Phan AU no one asked for ^^;

    This is way more fluff and character building than it is about the porn. Just a heads up cause a lot of readers said they at first skipped it assuming it would be all about porn haha.

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    Based on that one instagram story of Dan being a hoe on main lmao

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    “Yeah, yeah, the song is silly, but it was the only way I could describe all these new feelings I was feeling. Dan, I’ve never been so emotionally invested in someone before you, you know what they all talk about, and all of it is true. You’re a first for me,” Phil answered quickly, not wanting to shy away from anything. He figured it was easier just get it all out right away rather than try and draw it out.
    “Well,” Dan started with a smile, “I think a heart boner is the perfect way to describe it. I’ve had plenty of those for you. What, with how sweet and kind you’ve been to me, I can’t help but feel my heart pitter-patter.”
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    aka the fic where phil cant think of any other way to describe his feelings to dan than with the Ninja Sex Party original song Heart Boner and after discovering both of them feel the same way for each other, those heart boners also become physical boners and a night of the no pants dance between them them ensues.

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    In which Dan and Phil share a bed, a first time, and some cheeky banter. No hurt, no angst, just sweet, funny, romantic Dan & Phil.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    Dan and Phil are alone for the first time since Dan proposed. A sequel, but could technically be read as a stand-alone fluffy smutty thing.

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    A mutual crush that is never acted on. It can't be. It won't be.

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    Dan loves it when they're alone together. He craves this quality time, but she's ruining it.

    "She's watching me, Phil."

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    Phil is just a regular guy. Sure he may be a little bitter and he may be deaf in one ear but that’s ok...
    Everything is fine.

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    Dan sucks at studying. So Phil helps him out by fucking him. The catch, he only moves when Dan's reciting facts.

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    Phil walks in on something he shouldn't and gets drawn in by the small looking boy in pastel pink.

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    Dan could smell his scent on his skin and it bothered him because it smelt so good and no matter how long and how hard he prayed, his knees digging into the dying oak for a floor, he was still a sinner.

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    Dan and Phil are both extremely popular porn actors. They’ve worked on almost every scene out there, but never with each other. Until now.

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    Dan is the owner of a worldwide company 'Howell Ltd.' and looking for a new assistant. Phil is struggling to live and in desperate need of a job.

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    4/?
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    in which Dan and Phil have a few 'firsts' and Dan feels intoxicated from love and pleasure

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    Dan nodded slowly, sinking back on his stool so it was like he was hiding himself in Phil's chest. Dan knew he was in some deep shit, Phil's tone was sticky sweet as he talked while he was flaunting their relationship in a public pub. He had been a little too drunk to notice up until Jonah tried to kiss him that this other boy was flirting with him, but now that Phil was pressed up against his back he knew, he knew damn well, he was in some real trouble tonight.
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    aka the fic where dan and phil go out to a bar and dan gets hit on by another boy and phil doesnt take too kindly to it so he makes sure to let dan know who he belongs to.

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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
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