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    "Mario,

    Let's get this cleared up:

    You're a moron.

    I don't get how you've been missing it for so long. It's been years of the same routine, over and over again. Have you ever stopped and wondered why I keep at it? You must have questioned my routine. What I question is how you couldn't figure it out from that.

    How could you not see that I'm doing this…all of it…for you?"

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    Slash-fic, M/M. A hopeless romantic wonders if he'll ever have what it takes to end a tedious charade. Tired of the lies and secrets, he writes to his beloved about what they can never have. From there, the rest spirals out of his control. Rated T, just in case.

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    Chapter 5: Betrayal

    Rosalina also took the time to look fully through the mobster's criminal records and mentally note each and every vile deed he had committed, she felt nothing but a growing disdain and bitterness towards him with every single case she studied. So wicked and cruel, all for dishonest gain and accumulation of wealth from innocents and selling illegal and dangerous things to bad people; all of that and for his reputation and selfish desires.

    For a moment there she couldn't believe he was so evil after all the time they spent together, but if he was a man of cunning trickery and beguile then she was the fool to believe him. She was a victim.

    Waluigi had to face justice.

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    Waluigi's eyes open to the window above his bed's backboard, he still couldn't see the stars to his annoyance. Rosalina would hate to live in the city he thought to himself. He lightly gaped as he thought about her, he couldn't wait to see her again and hold her delicately in his arms. He sure loved and missed that woman so much that it hurt.

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    After saving Canada, Pit and Pittoo come home to discover that Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is being canceled because of damages to the Smash Mansion! They decide that the only way to save the mansion is to become school idols and compete in the Love Live. But one evil anime girl has other plans for Pittoo. Find out if the new idol group, the Right Angles, can win the competition while fighting off an evil weeaboo army and even more sinister forces!

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    While Dry Bowser and Toadette are hiding from something, Dry Bowser tries to reassure Toadette there's nothing to be afraid of. But it all goes to heck when he makes the mistake of mentioning one potential sneeze-causing irritant...

    Most of the transcript comes from a New Scooby Doo Movies episode.

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    Toadette has "invented" a faster and easier version of tic-tac-toe, but it may be a bit too easy for Dry Bowser.

    Parody of a scene from the SpongeBob episode, Patrick the Game. I chose Toadette and Dry Bowser for this situation because I know how much the hilarious Yoshizilla Rhedosaurus loves using them in his fanfiction :)

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    He once stood at the top of the world, but his most recent defeat cast him to the bottom. His soul judged, his sins greatly outweighed his selflessness. There was only one place in the afterlife suitable for a malevolent soul such as his, but little did the afterlife know, they weren't dealing with just any king. They were dealing with the King of the Koopas. Rise up Bowser! Fight!

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    When a neighboring kingdom sends over their princess to the Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser Jr. sees an opportunity he cannot miss.

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    I wanted to see a confrontation between a redeemed Bowser and Hawkmoth, so sue me.
    This fic is:
    A - a sequel to https://thebigpapilio.tumblr.com/post/175002411360/mario-fans-heres-a-thought
    B - inspired by https://duckapus.tumblr.com/post/184704406530/i-want-bowser-to-punch-gabriel-agreste-in-the-face

    If you hate "Gabriel Agreste," you're gonna love this!

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    Current saga: Super Crowns. In the world of Mario, why does THIS character and THAT character hate each other? A series of fandom wank and meta commentary on silly roster choices and/or rivalries, memes, and more in the Mario universe. Starring: Everyone!… eventually...just give it time!

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    Dry Bowser and Waluigi learn not to anger Petey Piranha after the latter uses his watermelon collection as an item.

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    Dry Bowser and Waluigi walk together in the rain, with the tall lanky man in purple not being able to handle it while the skeletal reptile laughs at him for it.

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    Just a really goofy ficlet I was inspired to write after watching a video showing the evolution of Bowser's voice. Bowser's always been my favourite Mario character so me writing something involving him was long overdue.

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    Dry Bowser and Waluigi practice their baseball hitting skills, with the tall lanky purple man being faster at swinging than the skeletal reptile.

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    Dry Bowser and Waluigi become newspaper delivery boys in a paper world.

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    Dry Bowser and Waluigi have a burning race on a sandy beach, neither of the two willing to cool off in an attempt to one up each other.

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    Dry Bowser, Waluigi, and Petey Piranha are tasked with moving junk out of the garage owned by lazy Spikes.

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    Dry Bowser and Waluigi were playing tennis against each other, when Petey Piranha brings over Ridley as a potential doubles partner... logically, this doesn't end well.

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    The Lethal Lava Land is full of magma so hot touching it would burn you in an instant. Dry Bowser can handle it with ease, but others like the horned, orb shaped Bullies...? Not so much.

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    The Tiny Huge Island is both big and small... but the problems remain the same size! A pesky Bandit is someone you don't want to encounter on a size shifting island...

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    Fire and Ice Flowers suddenly pop up in the fields, providing a particular puzzling predicament.

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