15 Works in Oblivious James Bond
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your hands are cold by hyperfixated_carwreck (james_in_october)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Mar 2024
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modern au: sirius black is a celebrity and remus is his personal chef. meanwhile, regulus lives out his hermit dreams in their childhood countryside home, writing novels. then james shows up.
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Sweet and angsty Jegulus played to the tune of Linger by The Cranberries.
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When there is obvious chemistry between a stubborn Remus and Sirius, a determined Lily Evans decides to take matters into her own hands.
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R is so done. Being second in command in Q branch of MI6 is no easy job normally, but lately it's been INSUFFURABLE. The problem? Her boss Q and MI6's finest agent 007 will not stop pining over each other. Its gotten so bad that its affecting R's work. And that is something she will not stand for. Will the two idiots realize they both like each other? Will R burn down Q branch in irritation over their forlorn looks? Will she ever let them out of the locked closet until they express their feelings for each other???? CAN SOMEONE GET R A CUP OF TEA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
Probably.
(this only exists because I made a joke to my friends about writing this fic and they DEMANDED it exist. First fanfic. Will it be good? Idk. Just for sillies and because R is literally me)
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The aftermath of a mission that went better than planned even though there was one big hiccup.
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Q and Bond, having broken up six months previous, have been ordered into the field for a mission that leads Q to consider his future at MI6.
Nearly three weeks into their mission, Q is struggling but can't (or won't) explain that to Bond.
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Branching story, multiple endings. This is branch "A" which has three sub-branches.Series
- Part 2 of Curriculum Vitae
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Q and Bond, having broken up six months previous, have been ordered into the field for a mission that leads Q to consider his future at MI6.
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“I’ve never asked—how did a hacker with engineering degrees end up at MI6 anyway?”Q’s scowl deepened. “They caught me infiltrating a system. Gave me a choice between prison and government service.”
“And you sensibly picked the latter.”
“Christ no,” said Q, with a look of disdain, swallowing half his drink in one go. “I chose prison.”
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Branching story/multiple endings. This fic is the starting point.
All five endings currently planned are posted and complete.Series
- Part 1 of Curriculum Vitae
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James had found Remus' journal ("It's not a diary Pads, shut up!"). This could go one of two ways; either James would be so clueless he wouldn't understand it, or Remus' life would be O-V-E-R.
OR: How the other Marauders found out about Wolfstar
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- Part 2 of Songs that remind me of Remus Lupin and/or Sirius Black
- Part 2 of Works Based on Songs
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“Last night Robert Shaw, formerly the Quartermaster of MI6, fled the country after corrupting the intelligence databases of the UK, US and Russian secret services - that we know of - and crippling the majority of our remaining infrastructure. He is now considered the United Kingdom’s most wanted criminal, guilty of high treason against this country and our allies.” The stranger pauses, and cocks her head slightly, considering. “Have you anything to say for yourself in this matter 007?”
Bond swallows, trying to pretend he hasn’t just had his world shattered. Treason? Q? “If I had been involved, do you think I would have come back?” he jokes, covering up his distinct lack of an answer.
Maybe he shouldn’t have come back. Maybe he never should have left.
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The case of the (almost) perpetual blue balls by CMDAK
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
01 Apr 2017
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Dialing a wrong number isn't always a bad thing.
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It had been meant to be a routine operation, or M assured him they wouldn’t have risked sending their top analyst into the field. All Q had to do was show up at a quaint little hotel in the south of France and pretend to be an international software engineer in town for a local convention. 007 would take care of the rest.
Needless to say, things didn’t go entirely as planned.
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- Part 1 of Bond Fic
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"You know me," Q says, because Bond needs his voice, too. Bond needs everything, and Q is afraid to find out what will be left of him in the end, but at the same time he thinks that what he'll get from Bond will be worth it. "I'm a guide. Your guide."
"Mine?" Bond asks, the first word he's spoken since Q arrived. Probably since M collapsed.
"Yours," Q confirms, biting his lip as Bond's grip tightens to the point where he knows he'll find bruises later. The second the awareness of pain slips across their bond, Bond's grip immediately eases. Q can smile then, lashes heavy with tears.
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When the door opens again, three more people spill into the room. For her benefit, James identifies them as Moneypenny, Tanner and Q. Her attention is arrested by him, this quartermaster, this boy. She watches the way Q watches James and, for the first time, actually goes past understanding and gets it.
Then Bond laughs at something M says and cockily adds, "He can do it. Our Q has a lot of talent." And his eyes kind of get a little more of that sparkle, and it takes everything she has not to start crying on the spot. Every fragmented thought of what life might have been like from now on goes up in smoke.
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Q is frustrated with Bond and has to relieve his sexual tension. He does so by going to club and has Moneypenny watching over. Because really, sometimes being an Omega sucks.
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You can see yourself; can calculate to the fifteenth decimal point the chances of falling, plummeting, the sensation of gravity pulling you down, down, down, disorientating your senses before you crash and burn in a fiery cloud.