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    Cloud gets sent to Sephiroth's office for repeatedly getting into fights with his fellow infantry men. On a whim Sephiroth decides to discipline Cloud by 'puppet training'. After all, he'd been looking for a chance to snatch Zack's new little plaything away from him.

    This is just your selif-indulgent non-con/dub-con puppet Cloud smutfest. Expect all smut and no plot. Or maybe it can be seen as a little slice-of-life 'training' fic.

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    Mistakes on a heist lead to the literal fall of our hero, and Jigen and Goemon are left picking up the pieces of themselves.

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    Hermione is exhausted after a long day of thankless child-care. Super Stepdad Severus comes home and makes things better. CONTENT NOTE: Scatological humor; Fecal Stuff; Kids Being Disgusting; Definitely Not Based on True Life Events; Sibling squabbles; Minor violence

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    When Alec is injured on a mission, he and Magnus face the possibility that Alec may not fully recover.

    “He was aware of Catarina’s eyes on him, but he didn’t have the strength yet to reassure her of his own well-being. Alec was alive. He wasn’t in any danger. He knew that he should be overjoyed with this news, but his husband was a proud man, a stubborn man. Magnus knew that Alec would have a hard time accepting his new reality, regardless of the prognosis.”

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    SpongeBob wakes up chock full of... SPERM?! Each year for a week he experiences the agonizing and humiliating effects of mating season on his body. It seems no matter what he tries, he can't escape the torment. But there's one way out he's had yet to try...

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    Midoriya thinks he can help his new boyfriend, Kirishima, out.
    The lunch table is full of jealous friends, and their teacher Aizawa agrees that cheating is a punishable offense.
    Midoriya gives up and Kirishima breaks.

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    A handful of Class 1A students go to a secret party to blow off the stress of the Sports Festival. Bakugou crashes the party and destroys some friendships. Kirishima has an experience he will never forget. Ochako discovers something new about herself. A sweet mutant from Class 1B steps in. Class 1A will never be the same.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak has lived his whole life being told that he's delicate, and he's not. And nearly bleeding out in an alien fear demon's lair has helped him realize that--as well as what he can live through. It puts his priorities in some perspective.

    What he is, is injured. And married. To like, a woman. And gay. And stupidly, stupidly in love with Richie Tozier, after all these years. And he'd like to use his new lease on life to act on many of these things, if only Richie would cooperate.

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    Furiosa has always been terrible at dying. She never planned on living to see the Citadel again, let alone finding herself the defacto ruler. Sure, the girls are helping where they can, but the Citadel just isn't ready for them. Even worse, with her injuries slowing her down, Furiosa's past finally catches up to her.

    Cheedo knows she came back different, but that doesn't mean she knows who this new person is.

    Maybe if Capable buries herself in her new work, she can bury her grief as well.

    Meanwhile, Max resumes his wandering with old and new ghosts in tow.

    Chapters 29 and 30 are for the Mad for 'Straya project.

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    A normal day takes an awful turn. when an "innocent" woman is kidnapped by a notorious group of villains. waking to, a hellish place run by a creepy owner.

    one thing leads to another. And the next thing shes knows. the owner has grown a liking to her. great, as if she doesn't have enough shit up her ass!!!

     

    rated M. for smut, sexual scenes both consensual and non-consensual, drug and drink use. gore and adult language.

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    Alice's lonliness starts to affect her body.
    TW: bodily fluids.

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  12. With Pearl and Ruby Glowing, Part 3 by , ,

    Fandoms: Disney - All Media Types, RWBY, Peanuts, Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead - Royal, The Great Mouse Detective (1986), Dumbo (1941), The Jungle Book (1967), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Total Drama (Cartoon), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Gravity Falls, Madagascar (Movies), The Lion King (1994), The Fox and the Hound (1981), Cars (Pixar Movies), Tangled (2010), Wreck-It Ralph (Movies), Chicken Little (2005), Robin Hood (1973), Monster High, Cats Don't Dance (1997), Avatar: Legend of Korra, Arthur (Cartoon), Disney Fairies, Ballerina | Leap! (2016), Horseland (Cartoon), Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), The Princess and the Frog (2009), Song of the South (1946), Splash Mountain - Fandom, The Owl House (Cartoon), Le Petit Prince | The Little Prince (2015), Fairly OddParents, Corpse Bride (2005), Zootopia (2016), Hoodwinked! (Movies), Voyage to the Bunny Planet, Monster House (2006), Big Hero 6 (2014), Hercules (1997), Amphibia (Cartoon), Dora the Explorer (Cartoon), Villainous (Cartoon), Star vs. The Forces Of Evil, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, A Goofy Movie (1995), Kubo and the Two Strings (2016), Rock-a-Doodle (1991), Steven Universe (Cartoon), A Bug's Life (1998), Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Dragon Prince (Cartoon), Milo Murphy's Law  

    04 Jul 2020

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    Continued from 1 and 2. The number of ideas has way, way, way overshot the intended timeline, so just assume for now that the chapters aren't necessarily released in the order the stories were told and it's running on cartoon time. We may or may not go back and try to rework it into a more coherent timeline some time in the future - what do our readers think?

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    Unbeknownst to even their own kind, some werewolves fall prey to an estrus that nearly drives them insane. Peter is one of these unlucky few, but luckily for him he has no qualms about lying with a male to get through it without the fear of pregnancy. Peter is also wrong and Destiny probably should have been more clear when she taught him the things she knew.

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    David has lived his life carefully hiding certain bodily functions away from his romantic partners, but sometimes his body betrays him in front of his business partner to lover to boyfriend to fiancé.

    or 5 times Patrick chases David's insecurities away and 1 time David does the same for Patrick.

    or I wrote a fic about farting in front of your partner and it being okay lol

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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    Anakin wants to try something new in bed.

    Do you think it’s worth attempting to indulge him?

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    Note change in rating/warning. Rating upgrade is for violence.

    Mad Max and Wonder Woman crossover fic: Furiosa and the other Citadel survivors are making do the best they can in their first hundred days in power. Things seem to be going well, so well that tales of their work in building a better Wasteland reach familiar figures from Furiosa's childhood, one she thought was dead, and one she thought was just a myth. Given how much Furiosa has struggled just to survive, she would have thought she would embrace having someone with super powers on her side, but questions like, "Who killed the World," are about to become much more complicated.

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    London and Ruffus are on a trip, but London is having some tummy troubles and feeling pretty embarrassed about it. He doesn't want his boyfriend to know, but Ruffus comes to the rescue anyways.

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    Stoick has a list of seven words he would rather not hear Ruffnut say on Berk.

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    After partnering with Valentine, Diego finds out that his anatomy has changed much more than he had previously thought.

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