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    During the day, omegas are shinobi who serve Konoha. At night, however, they return to The Pools, underground caverns where they serve Alphas. And when they are in heat, omegas born to clans are sent to the omega heat barracks, where they are bred by Konoha-approved Alphas in the service of their clans.
    Hatake Kakashi, a jōnin, a teacher, and an omega, has always managed to avoid the heat barracks. But he cannot avoid every Alpha. Nor can he, ultimately, avoid the truth of his own life and experience in Konoha.
    Now, he must find a way to forgive, to care, and to accept the precious connections in his life. No matter how hard it gets.

    OR, in which K tries to write an actual summary instead of just lifting a passage from the story, and the summary is just not as cool as the story. Sorry, everyone; I tried!

     

    Updates Monday through Friday (around 16:00 UTC, depending on my personal schedule).

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    *This is my first uploaded ST fanfic story and this is ongoing as I try to find the time; more chapters are coming soon*

    Timeline: November 1983 - October 1984 (Seasons 1-2)

    What if Eleven never truly escaped her "Papa"?

    After defeating the Demogorgon at Hawkins Middle School and crawling out of the Upside Down, Eleven is taken back by Dr. Martin Brenner (somehow still alive after the Demogorgon attack), who is there waiting for her...a proud Papa waiting to take his little daughter home again to Hawkins National Laboratory. In order to keep her under his control for good this time, Brenner resorts to an unusual form of Stockholm Syndrome....using infantile age regression. It's only fitting; after all she did come out through the portal like a baby from a womb.

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    Obi-Wan was never unhappy to see his padawan, but there were times when Anakin felt like too much. Mostly when he was tired and already on edge, when he was sweaty and sore from a long day and needed a trip to the refresher and a long lay down.

    Another obikin scat fic titled after Depeche Mode.

    "The grabbing hands grab all they can
    All for themselves, after all
    The grabbing hands grab all they can
    Everything counts in large amounts"

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    Aziraphale and Crowley have been living among humans for 6000 years, but there have always been parts of the human experience they've chosen to avoid (like allergies, head colds, and having to use the loo).

    They've also never let hormones get in the way of making rational decisions, because they didn't have any hormones to speak of.

    That's all about to change.

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    Raised from hell just to drown. A lost ghoul that needs the lead of satan to find back home.

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    Murderbot gets sex-related parts and has no idea what to do with them.

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    Wesker is a traveling salesman, and unfortunately for him, while traveling into a new area, his car breaks down. The closest town is still 8 miles away, and with no other choice, Wesker makes his way to the town on foot to find the local mechanic. What he finds is someone he wasn’t expecting. Certainly not one to interrupt his wanderlust, Wesker might make one exception.

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    The All-American Diet Plan is sixty-three pages long.

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    Bro and Dadbert want to spice up their sex life. Bro has a piss kink and Dabert is more than happy to endulge him.

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    Jade always used her space powers to increase the size of her bladder but when the game ended she didn't have that ability anymore and is struggling to cope with her small bladder.

    But thankfully she has a loving and supportive boyfriend there for her.

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    Ardyn gets strange feelings for Noctis after his body reacts in a strange way. He doesn't know what's going on. But one thing's for sure, he is absolutely obsessed with Noctis now.

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    This is just a dumb little thing that i suddenly had an idea for, so i made myself a pseud just to have a place to post these kinds of stories~

    Don't expect me to give this one the kind of treatment that i give all of my other stories, the chapters are gonna be a lot shorter and probably a lot more sporadic, and even i am not sure where this story is going~

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    Nach Hickeys Auspeitschung sucht Tozer Hickeys Nähe und lernt etwas Neues über sich selbst.

    After Hickey's flogging Tozer seeks Hickey's company and learns something new about himself.

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    Nights in Prospit are humid and strange, and even the skies are unfamiliar. The Dersite royal family has been taken to the Prospitian capital as slaves and given new names, their people either displaced as refugees or bowing to the Emperor and the rule of Skaia. Still, as the crusade and subsequent occupation have disrupted the political and cultural spheres of Derse, Prospit isn't so invulnerable either.

    The fall of an empire has to start somewhere.

    (Camp NaNoWriMo April 2021 entry)

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    After dinner, Ed gets some annoying bloating pains in his stomach, and Stede's there to make him some tea, massage him, and just help him feel better. :) Ed gets very embarrassed over the situation, but Stede doesn't mind it at all.

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    A Samurai tour stop, year unknown.

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    Furiosa has always been terrible at dying. She never planned on living to see the Citadel again, let alone finding herself the defacto ruler. Sure, the girls are helping where they can, but the Citadel just isn't ready for them. Even worse, with her injuries slowing her down, Furiosa's past finally catches up to her.

    Cheedo knows she came back different, but that doesn't mean she knows who this new person is.

    Maybe if Capable buries herself in her new work, she can bury her grief as well.

    Meanwhile, Max resumes his wandering with old and new ghosts in tow.

    Chapters 29 and 30 are for the Mad for 'Straya project.

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    “So I was right.” You said, “You are cheating on me.”

    Breaking up with your long term boyfriend, you happen to bump into an old colleague (whom you don’t like) from college, offering you a job after you impulsively moved out.

    Not wanting to burden anyone else you accept. Apparently she has 8 boyfriends and their dad in their house.

    Ok.

    But who the hell are these skeletons thinking they can get away with their Bullshit?

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    It's a hot day for the four so they decide to ditch their hotels for the beach.
    Except John made the mistake of not using the restroom beforehand.

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    They are human in this thanks to Brain.

    Pinky and Brain are taking the slow route to global domination, working their way up slowly and surely.
    Well, things start to go much faster eventually when Pinky is given a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that Brain urges him to take.
    Will Brain regret persuading Pinky to do this? How will Pinky feel? Especially when he realizes that things are never as they seem in the human world.

    I'll update tags AND the maturity rating as I post. It will become more and more mature as the story progresses, in a variety of ways. (Not just sexually, though there is that.) I'm not sure how many chapters this will be yet, because I suspect it will be a super long story. I really hope you like it :)

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