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    When Bucky gets drafted, Steve thinks that war is probably the worst thing men can visit on one another. But war or not, life in Brooklyn must go on, so he takes Bucky’s old job working in a medical clinic for the eccentric Dr. West. It isn’t long after that Steve is robbed of his life and then his humanity. What he’s left with feels less and less like who and what he had been and hoped to be. But through pain, loss, madness, and the bloody tang of war Steve learns that the things that make life worth living can never be taken from him.

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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    Empress Rey is expecting her first child with Emperor Ren. He makes sure that she stays hydrated enough.

    (This is filthy, so please heed the tags!! :D )

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    Mad Max and Wonder Woman crossover fic: Furiosa and the other Citadel survivors are making do the best they can a in the their first hundred days in power. Things seem to be going well, so well that tales of their work in building a better Wasteland reach familiar figures from Furiosa's childhood, one she thought was dead, and one she thought was just a myth. Given how much Furiosa has struggled just to survive, she would have thought she would embrace having someone with super powers on her side, but questions like, "Who killed the World," are about to become much more complicated. (Currently only tagged for characters appearing in this chapter. Others, like Max, will appear later. Warnings and rating will likely change too.)

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    The Devil - well, A devil - maybe and an elder god? some sort of demon at least, needs a grounds keeper after the local township goes after him for not mowing the lawn.

    Big scary dude. Cute Girl. Happily ever after. If you like my work, you pretty much know what you are getting. But! This one has a tractor! (it's 3am, I'll edit the summary in the morning)

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    Unbeknownst to even their own kind, some werewolves fall prey to an estrus that nearly drives them insane. Peter is one of these unlucky few, but luckily for him he has no qualms about lying with a male to get through it without the fear of pregnancy. Peter is also wrong and Destiny probably should have been more clear when she taught him the things she knew.

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    "His eyes, when he looked up at me... We really are in hell already, aren’t we."

    Unbeta'ed Kadokura character study, in the form of short diary entries from his perspective. Set pre-canon, when Nopperabou's convicts are still at Abashiri. Rated mature for heavy swearing, sexual themes, and some harrowing, harrowing shit. This is not porn.

    Kadokura is relatable as fuck. He shouldn't be, but he is, and it's awful.

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    Furiosa has always been terrible at dying. She never planned on living to see the Citadel again, let alone finding herself the defacto ruler. Sure, the girls are helping where they can, but the Citadel just isn't ready for them. Even worse, with her injuries slowing her down, Furiosa's past finally catches up to her.

    Cheedo knows she came back different, but that doesn't mean she knows who this new person is.

    Maybe if Capable buries herself in her new work, she can bury her grief as well.

    Meanwhile, Max resumes his wandering which leads him to scavenge the wreckage in the canyon.

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    Arthur discovers that he can only tie with his Soulmate and no one else. Merlin discovers that he has a destiny in Camelot, and that he needs to find and tie with his Soulmate before any other alpha tries to stick their knot in. There's also something going on between Leon and Morgana. Could it really be love, or is there more than meets the eye?

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    Looking back on it, Tony tries to understand how he could have been possibly fooled.

    The man doesn’t smell like Steve. He doesn’t walk like Steve, doesn’t talk like Steve.

    He only looks like Steve, and yet everyone, including Tony, believed that he was Steve. For months.

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    Chapstick: STUPID BABY DAISY I HOPE YOU FALL ON YOUR FUCKING TODDLER ASS OFF OF A GOD FUCKING DAMNED CLIFF

    Hellfire: When Baby Daisy is more mature than you you know you've gone down a dark path

    Chapstick: Stfu

    Or, alternatively:
    I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but I made a thing and I'm taking ya'll for a ride so put a seatbelt on

    A/N:
    Guys, It's done. This fic has finally been finished. It's been a wild ride, and I'm glad for the people that supported me in it and waited for the updates. I'm currently working on a sequel. Be prepared.

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    Three days after the change. The Predacons' evil plan ... is to be helpful. Megatron retrieves the alien disc and confronts Dinobot about the reasons why he left the Predacons. Meanwhile, Quickstrike and Silverbolt get sick, and one of the alien sites shows activity.

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    Stretch and Slim didn't plan this pregnancy, but that doesn't mean they won't deal with it like champs anyway. Well, mostly.

    He's so doomed...

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    After a long day smashed between two even longer nights, Noctis and companions spend an entire day resting at Mynbraum Haven. As the quiet of the wilderness sinks in, Noctis releases a grand belch, and it goes downhill from there.

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    A fluffy, romantic, and smutty fic about your pregnancy with your husband, Zen. And, now with a new addition to your family, a fic that goes through your life as brand new parents.

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    Liver thinks of Bone Marrow, trying and failing to provide for them all. It thinks of Spleen and its dwindling stores, of the Intestines and their losing battle against barrenness, and of Brain, refusing to let them give up.

    It thinks of Gallbladder, dying by increments.

    I honestly, sincerely wasn't gonna. But this is radiation poisoning angst, liver POV.

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    New Place has managed to lose a vital organ. New Place is an unreasonable, adrenaline-infested hell-hole. New Place, Right-Lobe-Now-Liver decides, is an idiot.

    The trials and tribulations of Steve's new liver, with a hint of workplace romance.

    Nothing says "I love you" like a splash of bile.

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    Sam was not happy about you hiding how sick you were from him. He decided that you were a little girl and needed taken care of. Diapers 24/7, morning and night temperature checks. Little babies, especially his little girl needed 24/7 care if she was going to pull another stunt like that.

    The reader is okay with this

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    jongin has tried every treatment he could think of to heal (but he hasn't tried oh sehun)

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    Sam and Dean hunt a mysterious, unknown creature for a missing persons case in Indiana. Things don't go well for Dean when they split up, and he happens upon the creature's web. Spoiler: the creature is Cas.

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