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    A quirk causes the people of Japan to begin exhibiting A/B/O behaviors and odd body mutations. It leads to widespread confusion and chaos.

    As for Class 2-A? Not much has changed.

    This is not meant to be taken seriously. I am poking fun at A/B/O cliches and ideas.

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    Philza had not planned a long trip to the nether. He planned to get blaze rods, a normal trip. It would take a day, maximum. He had a town to get back to. He hadn’t planned on becoming a prisoner, and he especially hadn’t planned on becoming much, much more than that. Maybe he was missing out on a lot. Maybe the gods had other plans.

    Techno is the King of the Nether, or at least that’s what he proclaimed himself. If he was never to see the overworld again, he was going to spend his days gaining the most territory of anyone. He’s a force to be reckoned with… Until one avian hybrid flips his entire view on life. Could he really learn to enjoy it again? Would dark magic take that all away, or become an ally?

    (YES this is an active fic! Uploads every 3-4 days!)

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    Turmoil on the inside, needn't show on the out, sir.

    When Crozier quiets the alcohol, Jopson gladly helps him carry his cross, but he comes to a breaking point himself, dealing with devils of the past and present.

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    "His father had been a fool. Shoto had told him as much. Natsuo had told him as much. Even Fuyumi had risked an audience to beg him to reconsider. Touya had simply up and left in the night, leaving behind a declaration denouncing the king who would choose the youngest son over the oldest as the heir.

    Now his father was dead. The arrogant idiot should have known better than to declare war on the United Alliance..."

    Captured in the battle where his father died, Shoto now finds himself a prince without a kingdom. Even his own body is now forfeit as he becomes a slave in the harem of the Alliance rulers.

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    Ryan is enjoying some new stuff in bed. Min-Gi just wants to be a good partner.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak has lived his whole life being told that he's delicate, and he's not. And nearly bleeding out in an alien fear demon's lair has helped him realize that--as well as what he can live through. It puts his priorities in some perspective.

    What he is, is injured. And married. To like, a woman. And gay. And stupidly, stupidly in love with Richie Tozier, after all these years. And he'd like to use his new lease on life to act on many of these things, if only Richie would cooperate.

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    "Stop, I'm serious! Or else you're sleeping on the couch." David barked through his hand clasped around his nose and mouth.

    Patrick continued to laugh, hearty and pure, "I can't help it!"

    After the premiere of the Sunrise Bay Revival: The Sun Rises Again, Jocelyn made it a point to get as many details from David as she could, but eventually, David succumbed to regular evenings catching up with the Schitts. Patrick appreciated the familiar routine of the now monthly dinners accompanied by the built-in entertainment of the Schitt family.

    These dinners were always a little different, but tonight was a doozy. The lingering effects had David rethinking the dinner agreement entirely.

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    While standing in an elevator with a handsome actor, Reagan discovers a pimple on her chin just before giving a major public presentation. She asks Ky for his opinion on whether the monster on her face is visible. When they meet again after her talk, he's committed a public faux pas in front of reporters and fans alike. When they go to drown their sorrows, they find some things in common.

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    Stan wants to watch his brother take a shit - Ford had no reason to say no to him.

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    But if cherubs do it, it's all right.

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    What if Kaz got dysentery during the fireplace scene…
    Features a horribly embarrassed Kaz, motherly Inej, and teasing Jesper.
    This is in response to a ridiculous prompt from my sister that I took actually very seriously and tried to give some dignified response to it. It's all about the hurt/comfort!

    Warning: Just want to disclaimer that this fic contains dysentery. I don’t mention the word explicitly and there is simply sensory descriptions of the pain. But if that makes you uncomfortable, it’s fine if you leave. 

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    Astrid Hofferson, a student of law and part-time trainer at a gym wants to be independent after her long-term boyfriend Hiccup has broken up with her.
    She has to get used to doing without his wealth and looks for a cheap room near her college.
    In her desperation, she moves into a flat-sharing community, in which she lives with Snotlout and Tuffnut.
    The one flirts with her, the other ignores her, but both disrupt her privacy.
    Astrid isn't sure if she rather should move somewhere else until she really gets to know the guys during a drinking game.
    Unfortunately, she doesn't wake up in her own bed the next morning and a series of trials and tribulations start.
    It becomes more complicated when Tuffnut gets a job offer from Hiccup's father's company.
    Tuffnut and Hiccup get to know each other and Tuffnut, who never seems to be seriously interested in anyone, finds out he has a thing for Hiccup.
    And on top, there's something between Snotlout and Tuffnut that Astrid can't really grasp.
    What's the thing about Dagur and Eret?
    And what will be in the end?

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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    When you wake up with a sore throat, head pressed into a sweaty pillow, and with even less of a will to live than usual, you are petty sure your day cannot get worse.

    Wrong!

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    This is just a dumb little thing that i suddenly had an idea for, so i made myself a pseud just to have a place to post these kinds of stories~

    Don't expect me to give this one the kind of treatment that i give all of my other stories, the chapters are gonna be a lot shorter and probably a lot more sporadic, and even i am not sure where this story is going~

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    Everything that could go wrong for Garrett Hawke in Kirkwall, did. By the time Varric manages to persuade him to meet Inquisitor Valendras Trevelyan, the Champion of Kirkwall has hit the lowest point he’s ever been at. Which may be why his dwarven best friend actually called him to Skyhold to begin with.

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    Megumi and his friends free their teacher from the Prison Realm. They're not prepared for the state he's in.

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     Un incident sur une planète semble inoffensif...pourtant, cela apportera des répecussions bien plus graves que l'équipage n'aurait pu l'imaginer... Une pure fic de hurt/comfort, Whump, appelez ca comme vous voulez :)

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    Cloud gets sent to Sephiroth's office for repeatedly getting into fights with his fellow infantry men. On a whim Sephiroth decides to discipline Cloud by 'puppet training'. After all, he'd been looking for a chance to snatch Zack's new little plaything away from him.

    This is just your self-indulgent non-con/dub-con puppet Cloud smutfest. Expect all smut and no plot. Or maybe it can be seen as a little slice-of-life 'training' fic.

    Kink index:
    1: assisted peeing
    2: feeding, humliation
    3: forced arousal, threats of violence/rape
    4: enema
    5: oral
    6: forced arousal, humiliation, various anal play
    7: punishment by non-con water sports, sort of
    10: dub-con threesome zack/seph/cloud
    11: dreamlike sex
    14: gag and sex on a desk
    15: breath play with bathtub
    16: mirror sex
    17-18: gag, dub-con somnophilia
    19: punishment by abandonment
    21: sounding
    23: brief role reversal in sexual dynamics
    26: Zack/Seph consensual spanking
    28: threesome & C in latex
    30: male lactation (temporary)

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    Nights in Prospit are humid and strange, and even the skies are unfamiliar. The Dersite royal family has been taken to the Prospitian capital as slaves, given new names, their people either displaced as refugees or bowing to the Emperor and the rule of Skaia. Still, as the crusade and subsequent occupation have disrupted the political and cultural spheres of Derse, Prospit isn't so invulnerable.

    The fall of an empire has to start somewhere, and the former royals of Derse only need to find their way.

     

    (Camp NaNoWriMo April 2021 entry)

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