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    In "Party", Howard said he was ten years older than Vince. The simple premise to this story: what if they really did have a ten year age gap? And then, just to make the thought experiment a little more interesting: what if it was ordained that at least one of them had to be at school when they met?

    Language:
    English
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    114,121
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    134
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1623
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    While on nightwatch during the full moon, Howard encounters something strange outside the Jungle Room. One thing leads to another, and well, Howard’s a werewolf now. Vince, as usual, tags along for the ride, and gets more than he bargained for. Watch these two dog-brained idiots navigate their burgeoning relationship as well their monthly cycle.

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    English
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    15,909
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    95
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    Art student Noel Fielding doesn’t believe in monsters. When he moves into a new flat in an old house on the outskirts of Croydon, it doesn’t take him long to meet his upstairs neighbor, Julian Barratt, and to fall thoroughly in lust with him. All told, the place is perfect. But when the full moon rises, Noel learns that his new flat isn’t what it seems.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,318
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    165
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    Captain Howard Moon wasn't looking for a cabin boy when he went down to the pier that night, but he found one anyway, a boy by the name of Vince Noir. Together they set sail for adventures on Captain Moon's ship, "The Boosh". Written for Bringing Back the Boosh from a prompt given by Noel and Julian, who always wanted to do this because Julian looks like Errol Flynn and Noel looks great dressed as a cabin boy.

    A huge debt of gratitude to my fantastic betas, BobSkeleton and walkwithursus, who were generous, thorough, and extremely kind. It's not going too far to say that without them, the first chapter may never have been finished or published.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,560
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    300
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    On his way back from a night out, Vince is hit by a car, and finds his whole world changed. Upon calling Howard for help, he finds the two resuming their jobs at Bob Fossil's Zooniverse. Only, this time, Howard Moon is head keeper, and respected by his peers; the same peers who consider Vince nothing but a nuisance who has to be constantly supervised.
    But worse than this is that Howard doesn't dote on Vince like he used to; in fact, he doesn't seem to like him at all. Vince finds he's not even invited to the upcoming wedding of Mr and Mrs Gideon-Moon.
    ...wait, what?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,547
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    62
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    This is The Mighty Boosh magical realism library AU fic that nobody asked for. Howard is a librarian who loves peace and order. Vince is a punk rocker with chaos in his wake. They bond over poetry and a mutual love of the little library where they meet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,001
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    165
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    A man like Howard Moon is sure to be destined for greatness. Unfortunately, a zookeeper's salary doesn't exactly keep Howard in the lifestyle that a man of his talent deserves. When Bob Fossil propositions Howard, offering him a generous reimbursement for services rendered, Howard is quick to agree... even if he isn't quite sure which services, exactly, he's agreed to render upon the deranged Bob Fossil. What exactly is an adult baby, and what does the nana costume have to do with it?

    Like it or not, Howard's about to find out....

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,978
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    244
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    Warning: This is absolute ridiculous, not to be taken seriously, terrible crack! Please don't read unless you're ready for Bainbridge and Fossil getting it on under the influence of cheese, because that's all that's going on here. It's silly, should not be taken seriously, and was written to be kinda gross and over the top, not sexy. I am already embarrassed and I haven't even posted it yet.
    Written for the BringingBackTheBoosh prompt: Altered Consciousness.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,938
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    54
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    So Howard's a cat now. Written for Bringing Back the Boosh week.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,193
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    69
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    Howard is a struggling journalist writing for a failing jazz magazine. Vince is a popular cabaret singer whose run out of options. What happens when they meet?

    What you would expect really.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,150
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    543
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    Howard is a soldier stationed in Russia. Vince is a beggar in need of rescuing (but don't tell Vince that).

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    144
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    "...as long as no one goes through that door!"
    Naboo makes a magical portal and basically everyone just goes through it. What wonders will they find on the other side? It could be anything... or it could be the IT department of an office block. We shall see.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    856
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    134
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    As Howard and Vince start their second year at Hogwarts, new adventures are abound, and mysteries are revealed and along with the consistent bulling and seemingly endless amounts of homework, Howard starts to wonder if he and Vince aren't as good as friends as he thought.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,717
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    212
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    Join Howard and Vince as they navigate they're first year at Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry. From the moment they meet, through the sorting, classes, holidays, and bullies.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,071
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    284
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    Vince wants to sort out his feelings for Howard, but all he has to aid him is a small piece of fruit, and his own brainpower. The fruit might be the answer to all his problems, but Vince's brain isn't being very helpful. An orangey origin story with a Lemony narrator and a faint flavour of lime.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    301
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    Come with us now on a journey to...

    The Wild West.

    Vince is the cheeky young cowboy with a big heart and an even bigger wardrobe. Howard is the dark and lamenting Sheriff/ex-gunslinger trapped in an emotional cycle of guilt and need. Together they are, well, mostly in trouble...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    106,972
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1472
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    Very loosely based on the Boosh pie sketch.

    A Russian AU where Howard’s in the army and Vince is a street urchin raised by bears.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,190
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    684
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    Vince wants in on the new plus-size trend, and Howard discovers a talent.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,059
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    803
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    Howard Moon is a struggling academic who comes across an advert for a modelling gig for an artist. Vince Noir is branching out into more realistic paintings, but needs the perfect model to do it with.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,112
    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    282
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    Bainbridge happens to see Howard and Vince in a compromising position, and decides he needs to sate his own urges. Fossil is happy to oblige. (Humorous smut).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,538
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    385

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