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“[...] Il supermarket è uno accumulo di persone, prodotti e offerte. È un dipinto di figure variopinte e di diverse forme le quali, in qualche modo, sembrano quasi armonizzarsi tra loro. È un agglomerato di colori e di merci, dove ogni cosa sembra facilmente afferrabile, sebbene, come nella vita, tutto abbia un prezzo. [...]"
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Three things hit Diane at once when the door opens.
1.) She probably should've called ahead.
2.) That's a baby. Holy shit, Princess Carolyn is holding a baby. There's a baby in Princess Carolyn's arms, and seeing how she's a busy woman who couldn't swing a babysitting side-job the only logical conclusion is that she got a baby finally, like she's been hoping for for years and years now.
3.) This is a really bad time to be smoking.
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Bojack is due for a ghostly Christmas intervention, but his Marley takes a wrong turn and can't be bothered to hunt him down. Instead, she takes this opportunity to hang out with someone else.
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Todd Chavez in season 5.
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- Part 45 of Ace/Aro characters
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"[...] BoJack è consapevole del fatto che per riparare il proprio cuore basterebbe innamorarsi di nuovo. Ma sa che non amerà più nessun altro. [...]"
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”[...] Ed era sempre un po’ così con lui: quella sua personalità così complessa le creava confusione in ogni angolo della mente, le stravolgeva tutte le idee e le metteva sottosopra il mondo, facendole spesso dimenticare da che lato girasse. BoJack sembrava una persona difficile da comprendere e piena di demoni interiori da sconfiggere. Ogni volta che si trovava con lui, per quanto i loro corpi potessero essere vicini, o tutt’uno, in qualche modo lo sentiva costantemente distante, come se la sua mente aleggiasse sempre un po’ più lontana da quella degli altri e di lei, per sempre al di fuori della sua portata. [...]”
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The moments when he's sober enough to think it over, BoJack usually blames his parents.
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Diane interviews Sarah Lynn for Girl Croosh.
Part of my AU where Sarah Lynn lives and BoJack dies at the end of season three.
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Diane gets sidetracked by her Twitter feed, then her Tumblr, and then she gets so desperate she logs onto Facebook for the first time in years, but eventually she's all out of social media and she finds a decent hospital to check herself into. She smokes a cigarette, logs the coordinates into her GPS, and starts driving. Traffic is a bitch, as always, but Diane expected that. She didn't expect a call from Tommy.
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He should say no but he is weak. He is so weak...
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- Part 2 of Drowning
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It's so much more than just a conundrum to Bojack.
After Rehab, he finds he still wants to come clean.
Mr. Peanutbutter gets knowledge of the sordid tale first hand.
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"I liked being with you, and I don't regret it. I don't regret the trip to the Bahamas, or the bracelet you bought me for my 38th birthday. Or when my dad died and you came to the funeral with me and held my hand."
A funeral. A moment of tenderness. Classic Boschwack.
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Pre-slash. Mr. Peanutbutter has never felt like a piece of garbage before and after what happened with Diane and Prickles he can't stop feeling like a fucking failure. And now he's spending the typical Halloween party in BoJack’s house by himself and glass of scotch always full.
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- Part 1 of Drowning
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Weird things Bojack does in bed.
Mr. Peanutbutter keeps track of the gossip, unbeknownst to all.
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Bojack is one sad horse.
Canon divergent as of around late season 5.
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“I’m the ghost of Christmas past or whatever,” said Sarah Lynn.
“Pretty sure you’re just a manifestation of my guilt,” said BoJack.
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The evolution of a writer.
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'That's what happens when you mix the appetite of a horse with the appetite of someone with a hole inside him that needs to be constantly filled with attention, food and sex.'
Bojack thought he hit rock bottom more than a couple times. It doesn't compare to the actual thing.
It feels like the only thing he has left anymore is Mr. Peanutbutter.
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Princess Carolyn has the gift of cold feet and sharp toenails. It wakes him up sometime before the sun has risen as high as he normally liked it- at what non-Hollywoo people would consider a typical hour to wake- but BoJack is all Hollywoo and all dysfunctional, so if he could pay someone to hide the sun for a couple more hours he would.
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On the eve of an audition, Bojack gets drunk. Todd films him. And the video goes viral. Bojack believes his luck was cursed by a toy 8 Ball.
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