13 Works in Blue Song - Mint Royale (Music Video)

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    WARNING: this is a non-con fic (1st chapter). The boys do figure it out eventually though. Noelio-Julianette. Guess which one is which. Also: who put a spell on whom exactly?.. (Just added few chapters with M/F in the end but it's all good and the boys still do end up together).

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    This is a collection of drabbles I will be adding to as I write more of them, with many taking place roughly in my 'The Thing' and 'Reverse Minotaur' universe - in particular, RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race-inspired drabbles (that version of Noel is out of f*cks to give and if he feels like dancing, he dances. Yas, mama!). Mint Royale drabble is Chapters 5. Added a new drabbles collection called 'Fox bummer' (explicit).

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    8/8
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    Stockholm Syndrome/Sweet (2000). I wanted an older, badass Howard for this one, so chose Lindsay Brown. Hope the author does not mind! Major character death is referenced, but does not happen in the fic.

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    7/7
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    For some unknown reason, something possessed him and during that first meeting he walked up, hand reached out in a welcoming manner and smiled down at The Kid.

    “Caleb.” He offered politely, hand waiting in the air for it to be met.

    The Kid grinned up at him, well, beamed would be a more accurate term, and met Caleb’s hand with his own, offering a much firmer grip than Caleb expected. “Thomas, but everyone just calls me Tommy. Nice to meet ya!”

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    Two first kisses and then a third. Who knows how it will end?

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    14
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    The second part in what is going to probably be a multi-part P mostly WP Odyssey, featuring an angst sidecar!

    Still, basically an excuse to get characters who look like Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt to do sexy things with one another in, on, and around a Ford Granada. 🤷

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    Shameless PwP that's basically an excuse to get characters who look like Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt to do sexy things on the bonnet of a Ford Granada while listening to Sympathy for the Devil.

    You know how it is.

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    1/1
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    To celebrate a successful heist, the gang decides to take turns on their ditzy getaway driver.

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    2/?
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    8
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    13
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    Happy Holidays, y'all! I bring not only tiding of cheer and all that, but also 13,200 words of pure smut mixed in with some fluff.

    Set in 2014. They're married. They're going up to Gabe's parent's estate while they're away on vacation. And they're gonna have very kinky sex all over the house. That's it. That's the whole plot.

    There //are// hints as to where they're at relationship wise at this point in time. How far they've come. How far they haven't. I know I haven't posted the last chapter of Raise Hell yet, but it's coming! I just wanted to do something special for y'all this Christmas. (Also, there's a scene in here in honor of kateyboosh's birthday. She's also to blame for how much fluff made it into this fic. Thanks for cheering me through the writing process, babe! You're a gem. <3)

    PLEASE HEED THE WARNINGS. There's nothing too bad in here, but if you think you'll have a hard time with any of them (especially mentions of disordered eating), then please be forewarned.

    Happy Holidays, y'all!!

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    Pip Valentine is a young man who volunteers in his local patisserie, one day he meets the dashing Lindsay Brown and he is attracted to the danger.

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    (I was meant to be getting ready for a Rocky Horror meatloaf dinner, but I wrote this instead--oops!)

    There is something inside of him.

    Something hard and vast that sits between his clavicle and throat like a stinky belch.

    ***

    A little fic set this year (2019), from Gabe's point of view.

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    Welp. I'm back again with a different thing. This time it's my own spin on a Mint Royale fic, and it's rather...um...ambitious, to put it lightly. Based on the 22 cards of the tarot's major arcana, it follows our protagonist Elias Grimm through his transformation from quasi-generic bundle of nerves to...well, read and see. This fic contains religious themes, mucho mucho violence, guns, strained familial ties, a crisis of faith, mystery, young cigarette smoking Barratt, a mouth-y more-than-meets-the-eye Fielding, not-quite-crossovers, references to different Boosh fandoms, references to other works and artists I find influential, Bible verses, religious debates, a sexy anti-hero named after an Arch Angel, and of course, graphic smut.

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    To celebrate a successful heist, the gang decides to take turns on their ditzy getaway driver.

    Language:
    English
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    1,420
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    664

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