12 Works in Blixa Bargeld (Musician)
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Drop the Dagger and Lather the Blood On Your Hands by iamyourgodwaitno, UVcure
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco, Bandom, Green Day, Smash Mouth (Band), Blood On The Dance Floor, Undertale (Video Game), Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Blixa Bargeld (Musician), Nick Cave - Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe - referenced, Superman - All Media Types
17 Jan 2021
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essentially: band high school au in a slightly augmented universe. written on copiously heavy amounts of imaginary crack-laced heroin.
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prayers on fire by myshelovka for Anne Rice
Fandoms: Einstürzende Neubauten, Blixa Bargeld (Musician), Rowland S Howard (Musician), The Birthday Party (Band), Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, These Immortal Souls (Band), Bad Blood For The Vampyr (Film)
30 Oct 2019
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rowland howard is a gentle vampire who just wants a peaceful meal, but his prey christian emmerich, a young priest who seldom sleeps, is an absolute madman. tonight is going to be completely unforgettable.
(my first serious work. i hope you all enjoy i it.
hint: do you really think i’d ever actually write something serious?) -
rowland goes on a date with a hot single bilf in his area by myshelovka for Rowland S Howard
Fandoms: These Immortal Souls (Band), The Birthday Party (Band), Einstürzende Neubauten, Blixa Bargeld (Musician), Rowland S Howard (Musician)
25 Oct 2019
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it’s also his birthday
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macht kaputt was euch kaputt mach by myshelovka for blixa's bargeld
Fandoms: Einstürzende Neubauten, Blixa Bargeld (Musician)
02 Jun 2019
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you were feeling a bit nostalgic that day. you were sitting at your kitchen table and going through an old photo album until your schmaltz-tinged gaze met that of a photo that should have never been there - a photo that didn't contain you or any of your family members - but instead, your childhood bully. christian emmerich, or, as your daughter seems to know him, blixa bargeld.
how could you not go on a rampage after learning what kind of music he made?
and how did you wind up in a jail cell with him of all people?
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The Birthday Disaster by myshelovka
Fandoms: Birthday Party (Band), Blixa Bargeld (Musician)
28 May 2019
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The story of a very, very bad night in 1938.
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The Marriage Mishap by myshelovka for Jesus Christ
Fandoms: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Blixa Bargeld (Musician), Einstürzende Neubauten
06 Apr 2019
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It's 198[REDACTED], Nick and Blixa have recently tied the knot in Vegas because that's just what good friends do and also they thought it'd be good for a joke and also because it'd be pretty cool but now they realize what they have done is not cool or funny and they must go to Reno because getting divorced anywhere outside of Reno is illegal and warrants the death penalty but also they don't know geography or how to get to Reno they think everywhere outside of Nevada besides New York and Los Angeles is Texas so this will definitely complicate things Robert Smith is there
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Got Milked? by orphan_account
Fandoms: Blixa Bargeld (Musician), Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Nixa, Einstürzende Neubauten, Australian Singer, German Singer
18 Jan 2019
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Nick and Blixa are laying on the bed they will be sharing in a seedy hotel. Both have had their drugs of choice as well as an over indulgence of alcohol. Both are naked and holding their cocks, too drunk to fuck. Nick gets the idea of milking Blixa to give him an earth shattering orgasm, without too much effort. Blixa thinks Nick is mad, until he makes it happen!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 501
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 19
- Hits:
- 720
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From Herr To Eternity by TheAstronomyMod
Fandoms: Einstürzende Neubauten, Blixa Bargeld (Musician)
11 Jan 2019
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Berlin, on the cusp of the 90s, the Wall has only just fallen and no one knows what will come next.
The narrator (English-speaking, the singer in a band, that's as much as you're getting - it's up to your own imaginations to decide for yourselves who he might be) takes a wrong turn in Kreuzberg, and slips through time, to encounter Walter Benjamin's Angel of History - who may or may not be Blixa Bargeld.
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Nihil oder Alle Zeit der Welt by TheAstronomyMod
Fandoms: Einstürzende Neubauten, Blixa Bargeld (Musician)
29 Jun 2018
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In an obscure Institute run by an evil Professor (the personification of all that is unwholesome in society, who ingeniously controls the ruins of civilisation) a mysterious one-armed Visionary, chained like a madman in the cellar, holds the key to The Island which will save the world.
Inspired by repeated watching of the Uli M Schueppel film (available online here). I found myself absolutely captivated by the mysterious and otherworldly atmosphere of the film to the point of obsession. (Not to mention, Blixa Bargeld chained half-naked in a cellar.) I found myself trying to write in and around the events of the film. A mistranslation (my German is not the greatest) of a character insisting that there is "no time" spiralled out into a science-fiction fantasy of what would happen in a world that was literally without time?
You don't need to have seen the film to understand the story - readers have said it stands on its own.
Content notes: false imprisonment, murder and passing reference to torture, (consensual) sex with someone in chains, childbirth and pregnancy, bathing.
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Sehnsucht by TheAstronomyMod
Fandoms: Einstürzende Neubauten, Blixa Bargeld - Fandom, German Pop Music RPF, Blixa Bargeld (Musician), Music RPF, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
01 Jun 2018
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1981. You've been kicked out of your school, your home, your country, for being queer; and your family have banished you to live with a distant relation in West Berlin in disgrace. But in the shelter of The Wall: rent is cheap and squatting is free; drugs are plentiful; sex of every kind is readily available; and everyone you know is forming absolutely amazing experimental bands, making Super-8 films and creating fantastic art.
This story is basically fan fiction of 'B-Movie: Lust and Sound in Berlin' universe. Featuring appearances from: Einstürzende Neubauten, Mania D / Malaria!, Die Tödliche Doris, Les Liaisons Dangereuses, Die Haut, The Birthday Party and many more.
Relationship notes: This story is not intended as Slash and if you're just looking for Nixa, you will be sorely disappointed. The primary relationship involves two complex genderqueer artists, and I am deliberately centring the women and the historically queer people in the West Berlin scene.
Content notes: story contains no AO3 warning content, but does contain heavy drug abuse, sex work, homophobic violence, violence against women, and other content I will CN for on relevant chapters.
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Blixa Handling Himself by orphan_account
Fandoms: Blixa Bargeld (Musician), Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Einstürzende Neubauten, German music - Fandom
19 May 2018
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A hot, humid night on tour and Blixa is alone in his room not able to find sleep. He decides to seek self pleasure as a remedy.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 289
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
- Hits:
- 293
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Der Himmel Über Brooklyn by TheAstronomyMod
Fandoms: Einstürzende Neubauten, Blixa Bargeld (Musician)
11 Aug 2017
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Blixa Bargeld sneaks four teenage punks into Einstürzende Neubauten's 1985 gig at The Ritz, in exchange for facilitating a drug deal for him. Heavy drug use and teenage lust lead to a rather sweet but very sexy encounter.