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    'Il mio vecchio affittuario mi ha scritto ieri, e a quanto sembra devo andare a prendere le mie cose o le getterà in un cassonetto.'
    'In un che cosa?' chiese Todd, sedendosi pesantemente sul divano.
    *
    Dirk e Todd vanno a Londra.

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    Italiano
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    7/13
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    A collection of oneshots where Dirk shows his hidden talent for singing. None of the stories are connected and are made to stand on their own, and all of the songs are sung by Samuel Barnett (links are provided).

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    2/3
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    “Uh, yes, Todd. You-- you have very blue eyes. Great detecting.”

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    Todd gets jealous and ends up coming to a realization.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    450
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    A drunk Todd thinks Dirk's apartment is his own. Embarrassment ensues.

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    777
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
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    2
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    135
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    'Todd shrugged, squeezing his hand. “S’nothing. It’s your first time, right? It’s gotta be on your terms.”

    It’s also gotta live up to expectations, a traitorous part of his mind supplied.

    He resolutely returned Dirk’s smile, and told that little voice that they’d cross that bridge when they got to it.'

    Dirk and Todd's first time, and the morning after. Exactly what it says on the tin.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    538
    Bookmarks:
    63
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    New version of Dirk and Todd's lil chat in s2e04 with a much more Brotzly ending.

    Alternatively: Dirk has literally no idea how people work but Tina does and she's an angel so she helps him out.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    506
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    Fluff of Dirk realizing that Todd is just as smitten with him as Dirk himself is with Todd. Featuring- Todd singing cheesy love songs into the whisk, Dirk using his ninja training for very important things like hiding from Todd so that he might hear him singing more, and Dirk’s sneaking suspicion that Todd is singing about someone in specific.

    Farah is so done with these two.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    343
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    Brotzly Prompt #49

    Imagine Todd’s in a rush to get somewhere, so he just grabs the first jacket he sees, puts it on, and runs to the bus stop. It’s not until he’s safely on his way that he realises he’s wearing one of Dirk’s jackets, and has no time to buy something else to change into. He doesn’t even have anywhere to stash the jacket away.

    Bonus: he’s actually on his way to meet Dirk.

    Thanks for the prompt @brotzlyprompts

    Beyond the prompt: buses; pining; stress; sleepy Todd; apartment hunting; coffee; pancakes & bacon.

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    1
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    "My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."

    "A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.

    *

    Dirk and Todd go to London.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    945
    Kudos:
    1377
    Bookmarks:
    222
    Hits:
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    Based on a prompt from Brotzlyprompts on tumblr:
    Imagine Dirk and Todd on a first date at a Chinese restaurant, when Dirk suddenly blurts a strange phrase. They laugh at its randomness until Todd opens his fortune cookie and abruptly stops because…
    The message inside is exactly the same as what Dirk’s just said.
    Basically pure fluffiness.

    Language:
    English
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    853
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    74
    Hits:
    448
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    ‘Really?’ he says.
    ‘What?’
    ‘‘Treat her gently’?’
    ‘Well, that’s what people say about cars, Todd.’
    ‘I was talking about the pun, Dirk.’
    ‘The pun? Oh, gosh, the pun!’ Dirk stares at him in dumbfounded awe. ‘Todd, this is a great day.’
    --
    our favourite detective agency have an eventful morning with yoga, dreams and a really terrible starfish.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    57
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    7
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    326
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    Cases never worked in Dirk’s favour. They always involved danger, death, and nothing that ever benefited him in any way. He’d get dragged through the universe’s metaphorical mud constantly.

    Maybe this was his reward. Finally, a case that worked in his favour.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,034
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    745
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    Dirk and Todd narrowly escape death on a case, and the adrenaline leads Todd to initiate something that Dirk's unfamiliar with, but totally down for. Basically their first time with lots of emotions.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2091
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    Post season 2. Dirk is having nightmares about Black Wing and Todd finds an interesting non-platonic way to comfort him.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1210
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    "Last night you and all your friends, you were out there yelling and kissing and just grabbing each others butts and giving each other compliments" AKA what really happened during the concert

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1029
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    "This is the moment. This, right here and now, is the moment that Todd’s life changes. He expects fanfare for something so monumental. Perhaps a crack of thunder, or a sudden shift in visual perception allowing him to see colors more vibrantly. He expects to feel different, joyous, full of wonder and awe at such an important moment. Todd expects...well, something, anyway.
    He gets nothing.
    Well, nothing except befuddlement and a sudden, gnawing urge to turn around and walk in any direction other than the one he’s currently headed in."

    Todd Brotzman: Fallen-angel-turned-demon who really isn't into this whole "demon" thing
    Dirk Gently: Holistic Angel who "tripped" and needs the help of his brand new assis-demon to get back up to Heaven

    Basically, Dirk and Todd are the same characters we know and love but they meet in a different way and exist within the angel/demon universe. Mannerisms and personalities are as much Canon as we are able to portray! Hope you like it!

    Update 4/11/18: for now, we are calling it complete. We may add to it in the future, we will see! Thanks for being so supportive and for reading/sharing/commenting!!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    654
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    “Yes. I was on my way to the doughnut shop, when I found myself in a different shop. And I saw this and thought that it would look really nice with your others. I mean, I’ve never really asked, but it seems like you collect them so,” Dirk had pulled out the small rainbow heart and held it out to Todd. Dirk wasn’t sure what he had expected when he handed Todd the toy, certainly not for Todd to jump backwards like Dirk had just shoved a cross in the face of a vampire.

    “Is that a squeaky toy?” Todd shouted. His eyes had gone wide and Dirk realized that Todd’s breathing had increased. How could the toy have given Todd a panic attack?

    “I, well, yes. You collect them don’t you?"

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    English
    Words:
    79,344
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1430
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    A sequel to ‘Farah’s Guide to Keeping Todd and Dirk Alive, Healthy and Functioning with Arguable Efficiency’

    1.
    Apologize to Dirk for running off and leaving him alone, so that I could search for Amanda, when we first arrived in Wendimoor. He was clearly having a breakdown and I should have been there for him.

    I need to remember that Amanda isn’t the only one who needs me. In fact, Dirk probably needs me more. How is he even still alive? He has the survival instincts of a suicidal dodo. I have total faith that he can solve any mystery if he tries hard enough but I don’t trust the universe to keep him safe.

    While I’m at it, I should also say sorry for calling him a monster back on our first case together. I never really apologised for that one either. God, Dirk deserved a much a better first friend than me. The universe is a dick to him.

    2.
    Be there for Dirk when we all have the necessary conversation about Blackwing. Farah knows the questions that need asking better than I do but Dirk is going to need moral support.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,349
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    389
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    Todd and Dirk experience the first stages of their relationship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    802
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    883
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    The least professional conversation that Todd Brotzman has ever had with law enforcement. Probably. [ altered scene for 2x02, Fans of Wet Cirlces ]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    994
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    222

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