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Itchy est accueilli gracieusement dans un bâtiment rempli de drôles d'hommes qui se retrouve chaque soir au bar. Devenant ami, enemi, ou plus, avec chacun d'entre eux, Itchy découvre l'envers du décor de ce mystérieux bar, et les manigances du propriétaire de l'immeuble.
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After you agree to work for a mysterious Cue Ball man, your life is turned upside down by a bunch of idiots.
Perhaps, in a good way.
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Caliborn accidentally time travels to the Felt Mansion in the outskirts of Midnight City. Whatever comes from this can be either hilarious or absolutely tragic.
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Biscuits stared down the rhizomous fruit-thing on his kitchen table like it owed his money. Him money, rather. Like it owed him money, which, in a past life, it might have - not that Biscuits believed in reincarnation, particularly into bananas, but it wasn't exactly off the table, now was it? No, it was actually very much on the table, both the possibility that the banana's spirit owed him money in a past life, and the banana itself, which was physically located on the table in front of him, while he was located not on the table but under it, partially, with his upper half above it, and lower half sitting in a chair. As one did.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 828
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 130
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A darker and more realistic take on the Felt that asks the question we've all been wondering deep inside our ebony-coloured hearts: what if the Felt were goth?
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Safe in my garden
An ancient flower blooms
And the scent from its nature
Slowly squares my room
And its perfume being such
That it's causing me to swoon
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After a particularly bloody battle, the Felt finds they are missing one of their members. After months of searching, they declare that Trace is probably dead, victim to that... Thing they were fighting before. But without a body for proof, Fin just won't have it. He gathers together a small group of his teammates who have agreed to assist him in looking for their missing friend. When it looks like it's at its worst, things get even more complex when the monster they ran into ends up causing time shenanigans, further lowering the odds of finding their missing friend by screwing up their powers.
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He can hear the jeering about five doors down the hall, and the wood of the door is vibrating as he pushes it open. Damn. Itchy knew it was Trace’s birthday (got him a fucking six pack in a brown paper bag and everything) but this, this is something else.
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Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But Whips And Chains Excite Me by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Nov 2016
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Alternatively titled: "The instance in which Mituna is kidnapped and everything-like a runaway skateboard-quickly goes downhill from there."
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20 years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.
Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.
Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.
Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.
Updates Mondays.
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- Part 1 of The Exiles
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Cherub Blood by JeckParadox
Fandoms: Homestuck, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Feb 2016
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Caliborn and Calliope are orphan twins who have been taken in by the illustrious English family. But when his ambition leads him to attack his sister and adopted family, and then to don a certain Stone Mask, only Calliope can stop him.
A Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Homestuck Fusion crossover. Homestuck characters in a Jojo-like universe.Series
- Part 1 of English's Bizarre Adventure
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A sequel to Close to Home. Dave and Karkat are still in a relationship after almost a year of dating and cohabiting. A sudden argument causes Karkat to leave for a walk to cool his head and he comes back to find the apartment door ajar. The place is a mess, his underwear is in plain sight, the cops are incompetent, Terezi's still a bamf, and where the fuck is Dave?
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- Part 3 of Close to Home
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When Itchy protects Clover, Clover decides to give Itchy a back massage as a little thank you for the protection, which quickly turns into something much more.
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"Well. See thing is, she said today she's leaving yesterday, but way i sees it, if i run fast enough to town i should be able to catch her 'fore she gets back next Week."
Crowbar pinched his brow and sighed. "Get running then." Time travel.. He hated it.
As sure as the outlying desert is hot, when a strange circus sets up shop on the outskirts of midnight city, local preforming troupe known as the midnight crew doesn't take kindly to some new folks encroaching in on their territoy. Trouble starts begins brewing, and one of the most heated rivalries in midnight city's history ensues. All the enraptured audience of
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Jane Crocker and the Case of the Missing Rabbit by arachnidstardis, NancyHartigan, Quilly, Ryo Hoshi (Hoshi_Ryo)
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Sep 2014
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Closely following the gruesome murder of one C. Ampora, P.I. Jane Crocker is contacted to recover a missing robot for its eccentric owner. The town of Derse isn't known for it's coincidences, and Jane soon finds that being hired by Dirk Strider is more than she bargained for.
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31 short fics written for Snowman Month (August), 2013. Pairings begin based on days (eg 8/1, 8/2, 8/3) and become an assortment of AUs and other pairings beyond 8/15.
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Die didn’t like guard duty.
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Quarters, along with Eggs and Biscuits, go to retrieve a safe. There, Quarters learns that there is a little more to Biscuits than one would think.
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A fic a day, for 100 days.
All will be written from prompts generated here. No matter how insane the characters or scenario I'm given are, it will be done.
Probably going to be mostly short fics, with varying levels of seriousness -- from fairly normal fics to all-out insanity. You have been warned.
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My take on why biscuits are a sensitive subject for Zim.