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    Safe in my garden
    An ancient flower blooms
    And the scent from its nature
    Slowly squares my room
    And its perfume being such
    That it's causing me to swoon
    –“Safe in My Garden” By: The Mamas & The Papas

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    20
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    21
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    5
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    215
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    After a particularly bloody battle, the Felt finds they are missing one of their members. After months of searching, they declare that Trace is probably dead, victim to that... Thing they were fighting before. But without a body for proof, Fin just won't have it. He gathers together a small group of his teammates who have agreed to assist him in looking for their missing friend. When it looks like it's at its worst, things get even more complex when the monster they ran into ends up causing time shenanigans, further lowering the odds of finding their missing friend by screwing up their powers.

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    2,907
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    5
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    1
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    34
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    He can hear the jeering about five doors down the hall, and the wood of the door is vibrating as he pushes it open. Damn. Itchy knew it was Trace’s birthday (got him a fucking six pack in a brown paper bag and everything) but this, this is something else.

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    English
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    1,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    105
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    1,061
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    243
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    Alternatively titled: "The instance in which Mituna is kidnapped and everything-like a runaway skateboard-quickly goes downhill from there."

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    English
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    1,495
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    592
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    20 years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.

    Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.

    Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.

    Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.

    Updates Mondays.

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    English
    Words:
    64,542
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1878
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    Caliborn and Calliope are orphan twins who have been taken in by the illustrious English family. But when his ambition leads him to attack his sister and adopted family, and then to don a certain Stone Mask, only Calliope can stop him.
    A Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Homestuck Fusion crossover. Homestuck characters in a Jojo-like universe.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,843
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    189
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    A sequel to Close to Home. Dave and Karkat are still in a relationship after almost a year of dating and cohabiting. A sudden argument causes Karkat to leave for a walk to cool his head and he comes back to find the apartment door ajar. The place is a mess, his underwear is in plain sight, the cops are incompetent, Terezi's still a bamf, and where the fuck is Dave?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,635
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    288
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3698
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    When Itchy protects Clover, Clover decides to give Itchy a back massage as a little thank you for the protection, which quickly turns into something much more.

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    English
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    3,048
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    840
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    "Well. See thing is, she said today she's leaving yesterday, but way i sees it, if i run fast enough to town i should be able to catch her 'fore she gets back next Week."

    Crowbar pinched his brow and sighed. "Get running then." Time travel.. He hated it.

    As sure as the outlying desert is hot, when a strange circus sets up shop on the outskirts of midnight city, local preforming troupe known as the midnight crew doesn't take kindly to some new folks encroaching in on their territoy. Trouble starts begins brewing, and one of the most heated rivalries in midnight city's history ensues. All the enraptured audience of

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    355
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    225
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    Closely following the gruesome murder of one C. Ampora, P.I. Jane Crocker is contacted to recover a missing robot for its eccentric owner. The town of Derse isn't known for it's coincidences, and Jane soon finds that being hired by Dirk Strider is more than she bargained for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,933
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    724
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    31 short fics written for Snowman Month (August), 2013. Pairings begin based on days (eg 8/1, 8/2, 8/3) and become an assortment of AUs and other pairings beyond 8/15.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,174
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    674
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    Die didn’t like guard duty.

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    English
    Words:
    574
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    999
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    Quarters, along with Eggs and Biscuits, go to retrieve a safe. There, Quarters learns that there is a little more to Biscuits than one would think.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,047
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    193
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    A fic a day, for 100 days.

    All will be written from prompts generated here. No matter how insane the characters or scenario I'm given are, it will be done.

    Probably going to be mostly short fics, with varying levels of seriousness -- from fairly normal fics to all-out insanity. You have been warned.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,237
    Chapters:
    8/100
    Comments:
    266
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1178
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    My take on why biscuits are a sensitive subject for Zim.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,967
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1298
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    Exploration and exploitation of variations. (also read as: Eggs spontaneously becomes a little smarter after multiplying one too many times.)

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    English
    Words:
    129,889
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1360
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    A tale of Schrödinger's cat, what if as Lord English came to the post scratch trolls world he left his worlds most prized possession with the members of the Felt by accident, dooming them all to an assortment of cruel deaths, one after the other? Watch as the puppet moves hand to hand between the gang, leaving each a terrible curse to fall upon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,663
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    401
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    “... Jesus fuck Nitram, what the fuck happened to you?” Tavros gave him a bitter smile, placing his mug on a small, somewhat charred table. “We came, to the Zone, Karkat. It uh, changes everything, if you hadn't, realised already.” Karkat said nothing, and took a sip of his tea, almost grimacing at the bitterness.

    Twelve Stalkers, who once went upon their divergent paths, have reconvened slowly when one of the missing members resurfaces alive and well (for some definition of the word). When a path to the fabled Pripyat comes to light, they will be forced to work together once more if they want to have any chance of standing against the brewing storm on the horizon. Pripyat holds many secrets, and there are those who would stop at nothing to obtain them.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,233
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1084
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    Clover gets a birthday present he'll never forget.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,533
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    762

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