“Out of all the losers… why did you choose me?”
“You’re the only one that my mom trusts me to have in the house when both of them are away.”
“That is most definitely the wrong choice.”
“Damn right it is.”
“I still get tingles every time I look at you, and for once I’m not talking about sexually.”
“Rich, you shouldn’t be saying that.”
“Yeah, I know. I’m the one who fucked it up, but I look at you and I forget all of it. Ya know? It’s like it’s all happening again. I never could fight against my feelings for you, Stanny. It’s no shock it wouldn’t be different now.”
“I could never tell.”
Or Stan and Richie unintentionally become the start of the Poly Losers' Club by breaking up.
This is 1000% based off of ABBA songs. It gets really sad in some areas.