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    Битва Пяти Воинств окончилась. Торин, Фили и Кили живы. Короткая история о том, как на гномов влияет маковое молоко.

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    – Торин… я…

    – Махал послал тебя ко мне?

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    Бильбо рад, безумно рад, что его дочь произнесла своё первое слово. И он поделился бы этим счастьем со своей семьёй, если бы они только перестали шарахаться от него словно от прокаженного.

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    – Тебя всё это веселит?

    – Само собой, мы все стали слишком серьёзными, когда обросли титулами и семьями. Нужно веселиться время от времени.

    – И зарабатывать деньги на ставках?

    – Ну, это само собой, – с усмешкой ответил гном, – карты?

    Бильбо царственно кивнул.

    – Раздавай.

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    On the morning Bilbo Baggins leaves on the quest for Erebor for the eighth time, she is two hundred and eighty-one years old. To all the rest of the world, she is fifty-one. Regardless, nobody can ignore the way she confidently blazes the path for the thirteen dwarves trailing behind her, not even their enemies, and especially not Thorin Oakenshield, whose life she is bent on saving even if it kills her, because it already has.

    Time travel fix-it groundhog day style featuring a female Bilbo Baggins.

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    The Took family’s collective sense of uncanny rebellion, adventure, curiosity, and overall lack of respectability aren’t the only reasons the rest of the Shire deemed them menaces. The family was never banished from the area, as the other Hobbits knew they were no match for the freaks of nature.

    Every generation of Took children, regardless of their other parent, have been born with something different. Something that the other Hobbits whisper about behind their hands when the clan passes. Something that has gotten them rude insults, glares, and even physical attacks.

    The Took clan Hobbits all have wings. And Bilbo “Mad Hobbit” Took is no exception.

    AKA, Bilbo gives no fucks and is way more powerful than his travelling companions could ever imagine.

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    Thorin wakes up after dying during the Battle with Azog. He is confused to find he’s in Erebor before the Desolation. He’s trying to keep his people safe while figuring out how to kill a dragon.
    Bilbo wakes up after sailing to the Undying Lands. All he’d had to do was bash his head on a rock and ta da! memories of his last life came flooding in. He’s going to get rid of that damn ring, even if it kills him. Add a crazy elf and a silverware thief and he might succeed. That’s only the start! Can these two idiots find love or will their second chance be for nothing?

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    A bizarre halfing with a Half-Elven mother and a full Tookish Hobbit for a father had been gifted by the Valar with elemental powers. Primrose knew she never belonged to the Shire, never was content with a simple life so when her mother faded, she moved to Bree to live with a family of Dwarves who were her mother's closest friends.

    For many years she always returned to Hobbiton as promised to her siblings and cousin Bilbo for the great seasonal feasts, she just so happens to be there when Gandalf comes knocking about a great adventure, and for the very first time... Primrose finds her interest peaked in a Dwarf who wears a magnificence hat.

    And an old friend who owed her a great debt was happy to have her tag along for the journey despite her pointy ears and tree-climbing prancing.

    Bilbo was going to have a brain aneurysm. One Took girl... But two? Good grief.

     

    ON WATTPAD

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    A light-hearted story in which Thorin & Co. unexpectedly acquire a guide in Mirkwood in the form of a curious young dwelf named Paddy, who is very eager to befriend the dwarves and learn more about her own dwarven heritage as she tags along on their adventure.

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    DO NOT REPOST
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    Bilbo Baggins was a regular Hobbit going about his life in his home until the infamous Disturber Of The Peace showed up at his doorstep and invited him on a quest. That was how he found himself here, on the road to a long-forgotten mountain on the other side of Middle Earth. It was also how he found himself having to burgle a shiny gem from a Dragon. This was not how he had planned his winter.
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    SIDE NOTES THAT MAY HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING!

    This story is based on a headcanon of mine, where Hobbits are closely related to rabbits, hence their large feet and ears, their short height, and the hair that grows on their feet. They also can run fast and far, jump very high, smell things that Men, Dwarves, and Elves can not, and more. They can also sense cursed objects and they like finding them and examining them, since the curses don’t work on Hobbits. The last part is based on a one-shot but I can't remember who wrote it.

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    This fanfic is inspired by the movie "Chocolat" (2000) and "The Hobbit" movies.

    Bilbo Baggins and his son, Frodo, descendants of the nomadic tribe of Yavanna, come to the quiet town of Erebor, to prepare ancient cocoa-based remedies.

     
    'Chocolat' universe, with 'The Hobbit' characters.

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    The fellowship has set out on its noble quest to destroy the ring and put an end to the threat that is Sauron! Just set out really, barely left the gates of Imladris, but things are going smoothly enough so far. That is until the two most unlikely party crashers fall upon their little fellowship. Uncle Bilbo and the Legendary Thorin Oakenshield?! Frodo just wants to know what's going on but the two of them won't stop hollering at each other long enough for anyone to get a word in edgewise. Suddenly, their little group is joined by Frodo's two biggest heroes and he discovers there was a lot more to Uncle Bilbo's stories than he realized.

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    When a half-blood Seer wakes with no memory in a field near Hobbiton, she finds shelter with Bilbo Baggins. Despite her abrupt arrival, Bilbo sees it as his duty to take care of her, no matter what dangers may come their way. But then a company of brash Dwarves comes knocking at Bag End, and disturbs their fragile peace with biting questions and bitter answers. Can they help uncover her past? Can she help them reclaim their home? And what is it about the blue-eyed prince that beckons with such burning passion?

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    Donnamira Baggins, Bilbo’s baby sister, kind heart throws her into the quest to reclaim Erebor. And slay a dragon? Afterall, once-in-a-lifetime adventures only come, well, once!

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    Дис, однозначно, мстила ему за что-то. Торин был в этом уверен практически на сто процентов, стоило ему лишь взглянуть на сидящего напротив человека.

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    – Неудачное свидание?

    – Никогда не соглашайся на свидание вслепую. Особенно, если его устраивает твоя сестра.

    Бильбо слегка хмурится.

    – Чувак, мне тебя жаль.

    – Мне самого себя жаль.

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    The lost treasure of Durin the Deathless has been sought by many and found by none, but to Bilbo Baggins, it’s merely another riddle just waiting to be solved. The self-proclaimed “Deathless” expert finds himself whisked away aboard The Ravenheart, led by the infamous Captain Oakenshield, and the two embark on an unexpected journey to solve one of history’s biggest mysteries.

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    Bag End Bed and Breakfast has seen better days. While it collects more dust than customers, the owner, Bilbo, can't find it in his heart to close the place in memorium to his late parents, Belladonna and Bungo Baggins. When it feels like it's time to close the B&B's doors, an old friend of his mother's drops off an unexpected company of thirteen very different individuals. Not only is Bilbo thrown into a world he knows nothing about, but he's also having to deal with the drama of hosting a brood of vampires with coffin loads of drama attached to them.

    On one hand, it's not lonely anymore. On the other, Bilbo can't stand their leader - Thorin - a surly vampire with a notable title, even if it's been stripped from his hands. "A week" was what Gandalf promised this would be, but everyone knows that plans often change. Bilbo must learn how to deal with the supernatural world and cater to a group of rather lifeless creatures - literally, as well as discover new secrets about his own lineage that he never thought possible.

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    Some people believed he was a seer or a prophet. Some people thought he was just crazy, Mad Baggins they called him. Really, Bilbo Baggins was just tired. Tired of pretending that every day was a new adventure. Tired of feigning surprise, ignorance and confusion. Tired of trying to make a difference. The truth was, after living the same life over and over again countless times, there were no new adventures, no surprises. No, it didn’t matter if he tried to change things because he always came back to live the same exact life all over again. No matter what changes he managed to make, it would all be reset again the moment he died. So was there really any point in trying? Despite all that, there was definitely something different going on this time . . or was there? After living the same life so many times, it was hard to distinguish the present life from the past ones sometimes. But he certainly couldn’t ever remember Thorin looking at him like that after walking through his door. Maybe there were a few more surprises left in store for him after all.

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    You, yes you, are just a normal person, living their normal life, but that changes when a literal goddess transports you to another world and now your forced to go on this quest and try to change the future of a hobbit, 13 dwarves, and a very tired wizard. What could go wrong?

    This was kind of inspired by Moon Knight- but if you don't know what that is. Though you don't need to watch it to enjoy this fic :)

    (Also reader is filipino-coded cause I'm filipino ;)

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    he'd only wanted a taste of what once seemed to be a past life. then, it seemed that he'd gotten himself into quite the situation that involved a captain with the name of... thorin oakenshield?

    or; an au in which bilbo is a sass-giving mermaid and thorin is a stubborn, brooding pirate captain. what could go wrong?

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    Questa fanfic è ispirata al film "Chocolat" (2000) e al film "Lo Hobbit".

    Bilbo Baggins e suo figlio Frodo, discendenti della tribù nomade di Yavanna, giungono nel tranquillo paese di Erebor per preparare antichi rimedi a base di cacao.

     

    L'universo di "Chocolat", con i personaggi de "Lo Hobbit".

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    Watched The Hobbit...it made me cry so I made this out of spite. I just have a lot of feelings... These are mostly just gonna be oneshots, but I might add more short stories if I feel like it.

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