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    Getting thrown through time is fun right? Getting thrown through time and ending up 30 years prior to when those blasted dwarrow show up on her doorstep should be wonderful no? It's not. It's really not. It's not like Bilbo has a choice though. She'll try her damned hardest to make everything end well. Even if it breaks her.

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    After reaching 1k followers on tumblr, I organized this event for myself for a Bagginshield one-shot every day of the month of October. These are all single word prompts. I hope you all enjoy, and thank you for the support!

    ✨ Request // 💦 NSFW

    01. Sing
    02. Flowers
    03. Food
    04. Nightmare
    05. Courage ✨
    06. Boop
    07. Burglar 💦
    08. Ravenhill
    09. Gems ✨
    10. Birthday
    11. Coat
    12. Khuzdul ✨
    13. Dance
    14. Stonework 💦
    15. Afterlife ✨
    16. Stitch
    17. Delicate
    18. Sleepy
    19. Sick

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    Flowers and songs are both intricate, delicate. They both have a lot to say, should one speak their language.

    It's just such a shame Thorin and Bilbo are both too thickheaded to realize there is someone who is willing to learn. If they wish to ever figure this out, these two idiot need to get over their mutual pining and just teach each other what it means to love, for both dwarrow and hobbits.

    Or: Thorin suffers from hobbit induced confusion and hayfever, while Bilbo really is a horrid singer (truely!) Everyone else is just unfortunately along for the ride.

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    "You have been given a gift that few receive, but this gift is also a great burden. The Valar do not grant a second chance without reason, what is yours?"

    "I wish I knew, My Lady. But you saw what I did. I simply must 'save them all'. But I do not know who the Valar are referring to."

    Lady Galadriel hummed, a contemplative look overtaking her delicate features, "I believe, onya, that all of our fates rest on your shoulders."

    ~*~

    Destined to die an unremarkable death during Smaug's attack on Dale and Erebor, (Y/n) (L/n) is saved by a mysterious elf working under the influence of the Valar. The reason? To save an unspecified and (and number) of people from their inevitable demise, and the subsequent deterioration of Middle Earth.

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    Bilbo Baggins is shocked when he wakes up, not in Yavanna’s garden, but in Bag End, a home he has long since moved on from. He is even more shocked when he finds that it is two years to the day from when he left on his quest.
    How and why he ended up in the past he does not know, but he is far from a fool. He has been given a chance to change the mistakes of the past, to save his loved ones from their fates… He would not fail them, not this time.

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    The grandson of a greedy king and his dwarvish companions fall under the curse of literal dragon sickness - at least for Thorin. Bestowed by Smaug the Terrible, an enchanter whose other form is also that of a dragon, the vilest of fire drakes from the north, is seeking riches at the end of a hard trial for the prince of Erebor. Doomed to live his life as a ‘not-quite-dwarf’ and ‘not-quite-dragon’, Thorin and his companions are forgotten by the world around them.

    The decades roll by and the curse shows no sign of lifting, for Thorin was tasked with proving that his heart was worth saving and that he would not be corrupted by gold lust like his grandfather. All seems bleak until the arrival of one quirky little hobbit of the Shire with his mother’s stubborn streak and his father’s gentility. Bilbo Baggins, a prisoner of this draconic beast, soon begins to show Thorin just what a heart worth saving feels like.

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    In the blue hours of morning,
    Would you stay with me?

    Until the sun rose high,
    and reflected in your hazel-brown eyes.

    Just stay with me please,
    So that I may see the blue hours with you.

    ------------------------------------

    When Bilbo Baggins is visited by the wandering wizard, Gandalf--he was not expected to have a horde of dwarves to appear at his doorstep, and nor did he ever expect to find Thorin Oakenshield in his bed, and refusing to leave it.

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    The fellowship has set out on its noble quest to destroy the ring and put an end to the threat that is Sauron! Just set out really, barely left the gates of Imladris, but things are going smoothly enough so far. That is until the two most unlikely party crashers fall upon their little fellowship. Uncle Bilbo and the Legendary Thorin Oakenshield?! Frodo just wants to know what's going on but the two of them won't stop hollering at each other long enough for anyone to get a word in edgewise. Suddenly, their little group is joined by Frodo's two biggest heroes and he discovers there was a lot more to Uncle Bilbo's stories than he realized.

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    This is a series of ONE SHOTS that will be bundled together here and be released in no particular order of the AU!Verse's timeline.

    Thorin Durinul has always dreamed making it to the big leagues in the music industry. After the untimely death of his father and younger brother, Thorin and his sister, Dis, have strived for success, while trying to raise Dis’ two young boys and financially keep their heads above water. Disowned by their grandfather who doesn’t approve of the “rocker” lifestyle, Thorin takes it upon himself to see that he and his band, Durin’s Desolation, make a name for themselves to prove to Thror that they can, and will, make it without him.

    Bilbo Baggins, an aspiring writer and all-around bookworm, has recently taken up ownership alongside his mother, Belladonna, of Bag End Books, lowkey chasing his dream to one day become a famous author. Settling into a new town was never easy, but a nice blank slate whereas Bilbo was seen odd from the rural town he and Belladonna moved from. Things are already looking bright...especially after receiving several visits from one of the locals.

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    Hi! I'm Sierra Parker, a typical albeit hilarious bean that ended up doing not such typical stuff.
    I'll be narrating my own story...welcome! Glad to have you along for the journey there and back again!
    Your opinions, comments, questions,and kudos mean a dragon sized amount. Hold onto your hats, this roller coaster has some crazy surprises along the way! [Seriously, it keeps me writing, so bring the love, humans!]
    Oh, if you have any problems, dial information, thank you for calling.

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    Bilbo has questions about his luck. Ulmo may or may not have answers.

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    “This is not the end, Dis.” Similar words had been spoken to him upon the Sack of Erebor, spoken by Thrain.

    It would not be the end. Thorin would not see his people suffer any longer than he could allow. Already he’d labored long and hard with work, where he could find it, but staying in Ered Luin would not feed his sister or the two mouths of his nephews. Family meant everything to him. His people meant everything to him. If helping them meant stepping out of the picture and aiding from afar, then so be it. He would do whatever it took, by any means necessary, to see them thrive once more.

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    Some people believed he was a seer or a prophet. Some people thought he was just crazy, Mad Baggins they called him. Really, Bilbo Baggins was just tired. Tired of pretending that every day was a new adventure. Tired of feigning surprise, ignorance and confusion. Tired of trying to make a difference. The truth was, after living the same life over and over again countless times, there were no new adventures, no surprises. No, it didn’t matter if he tried to change things because he always came back to live the same exact life all over again. No matter what changes he managed to make, it would all be reset again the moment he died. So was there really any point in trying? Despite all that, there was definitely something different going on this time . . or was there? After living the same life so many times, it was hard to distinguish the present life from the past ones sometimes. But he certainly couldn’t ever remember Thorin looking at him like that after walking through his door. Maybe there were a few more surprises left in store for him after all.

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    This thing started 4 years ago as a crack fic to amuse myself because honestly, dwarves are just ridiculous. As I returned to it after a long pause and it took an entirely different spin, a summary rewrite is a necessity.

    Bilbo Baggins had been touched by black magic. Her idle life in the Shire without any need to use her dark powers was turned upside down when Gandalf appeared at her doorstep to drag her yet again into trouble. But who wouldn't want to see a dragon? And the crownless king of dwarves wasn't so bad himself too. In hindsight, she should have just told the wizard to sod off.

    Thorin was quite ready to despise the newly acquired Company burglar, he was. Instead, he fell head over heels for her. Courting on the way to Erebor proves to be rather tricky when you're a directionally challenged jealous idiot and pretty much everyone ends up smitten with your One while literally nothing goes as planned.

    Throw in some dragon sickness angst, One Ring troubles, unexpected friendships and a lot of elves. Chaos ensues.

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    Here they are! Any of my "too short to post by themselves" ficlets and requests from tumblr/discord. Not every ficlet will be Bagginshield centric, but will feature Thorin or Bilbo in some fashion (though most are Bagginshield based). I hope you enjoy!

    Ch1: “Okay so maybe I didn’t see that coming.” **
    Ch2: “I should write a book.” (Follow up to chapter 1)
    Ch3: “If we’re all the burglar, though, then who will be the dragon!?”
    Ch4: “I know you don’t feel great, so let’s stay in today, okay?” **
    Ch5: "Your smile is beautiful. I want to see it more often..." **
    Ch6: "An unexpected party." **
    Ch7: "You're not asleep?" **
    Ch8: Thorin consoles a young Frodo who’s just lost his parents.
    Ch9: "I’d happily go kick their arse, but I don’t think that would help you." **
    Ch10: It's time Frodo learns how to ride a pony. **
    Ch11: "I do believe our burglar has a type." **
    Ch12: "Let me bandage you up." **
    Ch13: “What have I married into?” **
    Ch14: The White Gems of Lasgalen **
    Ch15: "This is stunning." **
    Ch16: A smial full of birthdays

     
    ** indicates request prompt

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    "I must say, I am rather pleased that you remember me,” said Gandalf.
    “I never forget a face,” Bilbo joked, still entirely at ease. After several moment of silence, Bilbo opened his eyes to find Gandalf eyeing him quizzically. “Is something the matter?” he asked with a hint of annoyance. Why is it that he had not been dead for five minutes and this damned wizard was already causing a fuss.
    “That remains to be seen. I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.”
    “My dear friend, I am much too old now for adventures," Bilbo said with a laugh.

    OR:

    Yet another Time Travel fic in which Bilbo is very sad and a bit of a dick.

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    In the Shire there were two truths. The Tooks were odd and the Baggins were respectable. The Baggins family dealt in contracts and favours, and while the Shire knew that the Tooks were odd, it was the Baggins family that had other blood running through their veins.
    Bilbo Baggins did not go running out his door for want of an adventure, he went running out his door because of a terribly worded contract and a laughable quest that somehow held the spark of other.
    In this story, it is not the Tooks that held fae blood in their family tree, it is the Baggins, and theirs is so much closer to the surface.

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    Bilbo Baggins was not your average hobbit. Of course, he had the wonderfully groomed and well-taken-care-of hairy feet like every other one of his race, yes, but he was not like other hobbits. He was cursed. Or, as the witch who gave him the enchantment put it, was “gifted”. She had given him the “gift” of obedience – whenever there was a direct command given to him, for example “cook a large meal” or “take a walk”, he could not disobey. Not without a lot of pain and eventual submission.

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    Bilbo Baggins was a hobbit, that much was true. There was something that did set him apart however. He did not start as a hobbit, and he did not always take the form of one. You might recognize one of his other names. He is also known as Smaug the Dreadful, Smaug the Magnificent, and occasionally Silvertongue.

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    Belladonna Baggins is nearly 3 years past her majority and time is running out. If she doesn't find a husband soon she will loose not only her inheritance but Bag end and everything inside it as well. Just when she thinks she will have to settle for Bobby Bolger Gandalf shows up looking for a burglar.

    Dwarves won't let an unmarried female travel with them, and when Bella's cousin Fortinbras hears this he offers up a solution - have one of the Dwarves marry Bella, save her estate and she can travel to help them on their quest. Of course a contractual marriage of necessity isn't the best way to start a relationship, especially between two people who have vastly different cultures.

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