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    The Master of Laketown has a daughter and let's just say self entitlement runs in the family.

    After the Company is caught breaking into the weapons room. Then Thorin's declaration to bring the wealth back to the town, her eyes fell on Bilbo. In that brief moment she decided the Hobbit will make a perfect pet. Persuading her father isn't an issue which makes Bilbo and the Dwarfs journey alot more harder.

    Messing with the timeline a little. Bilbo and the Company have arrived in Laketown about 2 weeks earlier than in the films. Also Kili isn't dying because I don't want to take him out of the action in this story.

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    "I must say, I am rather pleased that you remember me,” said Gandalf.
    “I never forget a face,” Bilbo joked, still entirely at ease. After several moment of silence, Bilbo opened his eyes to find Gandalf eyeing him quizzically. “Is something the matter?” he asked with a hint of annoyance. Why is it that he had not been dead for five minutes and this damned wizard was already causing a fuss.
    “That remains to be seen. I am looking for someone to share in an adventure.”
    “My dear friend, I am much too old now for adventures," Bilbo said with a laugh.

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    Yet another Time Travel fic in which Bilbo is very sad and a bit of a dick.

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    With Erebor finally reclaimed, victory is bittersweet for Bilbo who must now not only endure trying to adjust being back in the Shire, but also his personal turmoil of his bonds with Bofur and Thorin.

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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

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    Some people believed he was a seer or a prophet. Some people thought he was just crazy, Mad Baggins they called him. Really, Bilbo Baggins was just tired. Tired of pretending that every day was a new adventure. Tired of feigning surprise, ignorance and confusion. Tired of trying to make a difference. The truth was, after living the same life over and over again countless times, there were no new adventures, no surprises. No, it didn’t matter if he tried to change things because he always came back to live the same exact life all over again. No matter what changes he managed to make, it would all be reset again the moment he died. So was there really any point in trying? Despite all that, there was definitely something different going on this time . . or was there? After living the same life so many times, it was hard to distinguish the present life from the past ones sometimes. But he certainly couldn’t ever remember Thorin looking at him like that after walking through his door. Maybe there were a few more surprises left in store for him after all.

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    Arriving in Valinor at the end of Return of the King, Bilbo was supposed to find peace. His aching heart and body were supposed to heal. But the wounds and losses of the past will not stay buried and those lost on the Quest to Erebor haunt his thoughts. So, he makes it his mission to fix it, even if he has to appeal to Eru Himself.

    Even if it costs him his own Paradise.

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    Bilbo wondered for a moment whether his soft old heart would give in at the sight of this increased suffering and woe. More than ever the two princes looked like children, pouting and miserable.

    Then the wind changed direction slightly and he caught again the briny smell of his bedroll, strapped to his pack, and he realized that his heart was strong yet.

    In which Hobbits know the correct serving temperature of any dish (including revenge).

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    In the Shire there were two truths. The Tooks were odd and the Baggins were respectable. The Baggins family dealt in contracts and favours, and while the Shire knew that the Tooks were odd, it was the Baggins family that had other blood running through their veins.
    Bilbo Baggins did not go running out his door for want of an adventure, he went running out his door because of a terribly worded contract and a laughable quest that somehow held the spark of other.
    In this story, it is not the Tooks that held fae blood in their family tree, it is the Baggins, and theirs is so much closer to the surface.

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    Sometimes we need to face our problems in order to get over them

    But what if the problem would be better off not being faced?

    Sequel to "Battle of the mind and the heart"

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    "His clothes would have caused a perfectly respectable hobbit to blanch in horror, mussed and casual from months of travelling; the bruises decorating his fair skin would have provoked a gasp; the ragged state of his unusually straight and unusually short dark hair, a flinch; all combined with the spectacle of a Hobbit -- even a Took - with a sword at the hip would have caused even the most hardy of hobbits a fainting spell.

    However, Bilbo Took was not a perfectly respectable hobbit."

    Or that Dwobbit!Bilbo AU. Goddamnit.

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    It's early in their journey and everyone's still getting used to the soft hobbit, but there's a reason that hobbits don't leave the Shire. Bilbo's got a secret that might get him killed. And this dwarf pack may be willing to do it.

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    Basically, Kíli and Bilbo time travel to fix everything.

    ...

    I love time travel and I love Kíli. Please feel free to take this idea, please just tell me so I can read it.

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    Thorin was notorious for being overprotective of his favourite fur coat, and no one had ever been allowed to even touch it, as far as the dwarves of Erebor were aware.

    Which was why they were quite shocked when they saw Bilbo Baggins, at their reunion in the Shire, wearing nothing but the aforementioned fur.

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    Bilbo was injured during Fell Winter and was taken in by his grandfather shortly after. Due to some lingering damage, he is often underestimated, but you should NEVER underestimate a Took.

    Also, he met two dwarves before 13 ever entered his door, and wouldn't you know, those two are in the company.

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    Basically, this is where you go if you're wondering what goes on in my brain related to the Hobbit

    I will upload a WIP first chapter of ideas for stories I get to see what you guys think of them to see if you want to see the story or whatnot

    more WIP things like this will be coming out so keep a eye out!

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    The fellowship has set out on its noble quest to destroy the ring and put an end to the threat that is Sauron! Just set out really, barely left the gates of Imladris, but things are going smoothly enough so far. That is until the two most unlikely party crashers fall upon their little fellowship. Uncle Bilbo and the Legendary Thorin Oakenshield?! Frodo just wants to know what's going on but the two of them won't stop hollering at each other long enough for anyone to get a word in edgewise. Suddenly, their little group is joined by Frodo's two biggest heroes and he discovers there was a lot more to Uncle Bilbo's stories than he realized.

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    What starts out as a random encounter with an elderly scholar in a dusty college library―debating literature and history as academics have a habit of doing―suddenly becomes a bizarre adventure that drags one disgruntled student across a fantasy world that harkens closely to an out-of-control D&D campaign. Can she manage to survive this madcap quest? The hobbit’s nice, at least.

    [Alternatively titled: I Went on a Quest to Kill a Dragon Because I Would Rather Do That Instead of a Fifteen-page Research Paper: An Academic Exploration in Productive Procrastination, or Thorin All But Dared Me, I Swear: A Tale of One Competitive College Student's Journey in Middle-Earth]

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    Have you ever seen the treasury of Erebor? Bilbo has and he knows that it will take a miracle to find a single gemstone (Fine, Thorin, the king's jewel), in all of this mess. What's a hobbit to do? Why sort it, of course.

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    Story request by Maya_Iyoku

     

    Bilbo always knew he was different, but now perhaps, he could use that to save not only himself but others as well...

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    Belladonna Baggins is nearly 3 years past her majority and time is running out. If she doesn't find a husband soon she will loose not only her inheritance but Bag end and everything inside it as well. Just when she thinks she will have to settle for Bobby Bolger Gandalf shows up looking for a burglar.

    Dwarves won't let an unmarried female travel with them, and when Bella's cousin Fortinbras hears this he offers up a solution - have one of the Dwarves marry Bella, save her estate and she can travel to help them on their quest. Of course a contractual marriage of necessity isn't the best way to start a relationship, especially between two people who have vastly different cultures.

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