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    Bilbo Baggins is an aging historian who is one missed rent payment away from living on the streets. Or worse, moving back home to live with his parents and forever be labeled a failure as a son, as a scholar, as ... well, everything. So when a job advertisement in a newspaper specifically requested for a historian, Bilbo was not about to let the opportunity slide. Even if everything about the building, the employees, and his potential future employer seem a bit sketchy.

    So Bilbo finds himself riding a derelict golf cart through a dilapidated building, driven by a man with the thickest Northern Irish accent Bilbo ever heard. A Nice enough fellow, even if he did have the odd penchant to sexually harass the golf cart.

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    Summery: An unexpected adventure, I've decided not to write a summery cause it will spoil the story, I, like many of you (probably) like to read some sort of summery before reading a story but you can't judge a book by its summery, now can you? trust me I'll make it the best story or at least I'll try to, it's a leap of faith. (and that's Spider-Man: into the Spider-Verse reference)

    Enjoy!

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    After defeating the beast that terrorized Middle Earth, Thorin finds something in the dragon's horde that he has never seen before. He finds something more important than his family's treasure, and he intends to keep and care for it for as long as he is allowed.

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    у Смауга гон, а Бильбо его партнер

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    Unfinished. Bay is Bilbo, a Hobbit who is trying to steal a jewel from a cave on behalf of some dwarves; he doesn’t remember anything about his true identity. Magnus is Smaug, a dragon in the cave who can shapeshift into human form.

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    Sherlock, Doctor Strange, Khan, Benedict... John, Everett Ross, o Martin...
    Non importa con quale identità siano noti. Loro riusciranno a ritrovarsi... Sempre!

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    If you throw a frog into a pot of boiling hot water it will jump out, but if set it in cold water and slowly heat it up it will stay until it dies. This is how abusive relationships begin.

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    Bilbo had been happy, he knew that. He was frankly surprised when this god of a man asked him out to dinner after a coincidental run in at the market, but after two years he didn't know if he stayed out of fear or because he didn't know any way out.
    That was until a man with dazzling blue eyes picked him up on the side of the road after one of Smaug's outbursts.

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    Bilbo didn't care what Mister Proudfoot said, he was sure that he had a baby dragon. This belief only grew when the dragon began to hoard things. Shiny things. A glass bead, a shiny silver spoon, his father's spectacles were an obsessive favorite. Ember would always take them straight back to the fireplace and lay on them in the fire, but Bilbo scolded him harshly and told him that stealing things was bad, and he shouldn't take things that didn't belong to him, then made the dragon give them back. The little dragon was so sad about this that Bilbo gave him his bag of marbles, which Ember examined happily in great detail. Since shiny objects were apparently something his dragon needed in order to be happy, and he didn't want the little one stealing, Bilbo went around to the neighbors, collecting old bottles, and beads and brass and silver buttons, bits of copper and slivers of tin and steel and anything else shiny that they didn't want anymore, broken brooches, rusted old tools, chipped teacups, jewelry chains that were broken and tangled beyond recovery, an earring that had long ago lost its pair, a silver ring that no one wanted, and six pairs of broken spectacles that Ember hoarded fiercely.

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    Спой мне песню колыбельную,
    Буду слушать, в одеяло затаясь,
    Спой мне что-нибудь, ведь я же легковерная,
    Про маму, про добро, про нас.

    Фемки мои фемки поют друг другу колыбельные

    Давно теплилась у меня это идея, и вот в один прекрасный день решила выплеснуться в таком формате.
    Большое спасибо за вдохновение проекту «Колыбельные мира» от MetronomeFilmsComp. Песни, в основном, будут народные, но, если и будут не фольклорные, то обязательно буду прописывать исполнителя и название.

    Также советую заглянуть в мой пабличек (ссылка ТУТЬ: https://vk.com/club188930165), там выкладываются вдохновляющие фотографии к данной работе и музыка, но всё равно к каждой главе буду прикладывать ссылку на пост. Приятного чтения!

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    Dr. Strange看遍了1400605种不同的结局,有没有一次他们能如愿以偿在一起。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Unfinished. Bay is Bilbo, a Hobbit thief who doesn’t remember his true identity; Magnus is Smaug, a dragon who has caught a thief in his hoard and decided to make him a permanent guest.

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    “Home is behind, the world ahead, / And there are many paths to tread / Through shadows to the edge of night, / Until the stars are all alight.” - The Lord of the Rings, J R R Tolkien

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    Hobbit/Sherlock Fic AU: Bella went to Rivendell after the BOTFA and being banished. She finds out about the ring and goes to Mordor without anyone knowing. She doesn't make it. But she is given one last gift to find happiness. Now reincarnated as Joan Hannah Watson, she meets Sherlock Holmes who has been given another chance to fix what he has done in his past. Though they aren't the only ones back and Joan will have to make choices that will put everything she knows to the test.

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    One dream; two different encounters.

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    Bilbo gradually begins to accept that he's going to spend the rest of his life as a sex toy for Smaug the Dragon.
    No wait.
    Is he?

     

    Title from Huxley's Brave New World (美丽新世界), though this fic has no allusion to the book.

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    A chance encounter, that's all it took for her to fall.

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    Bilbo Baggins is your modern day nobody, just another cog in the endless sea of faces and bodies among the chaos of everyday life. Unfortunately, even adrift in a homogeneous sea of people Bilbo is left floundering. Since moving out of his family home, his life proceeded on a steady gait to nowhere. No solid job prospects, no steady relationship, no home-ownership, a broken down car and the realization he's become the punchline of bad Social Media jokes. That is, until he finds a job advertisement seeking an individual with a head for business and a background in ancient history. For an aging Historian, this might be the proverbial silver lining Bilbo was looking for, and finally a chance to prove all his advanced degrees actually meant something. What he did not bargain for was playing the first move in a scheme seeking a hidden Secret Trust. Why would anyone need Bilbo's help for something meant for a law firm? How can a Historian help solidify ownership of a company? And even if one could, why would anyone choose Bilbo? He's won no awards or secured connections. However, what he thought was a boring position as a consult, turned into something far bigger than he could imagine.

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    Long before he was Sherlock Holmes, he was known by another name. Despite the centuries in between, he has never forgotten what truly matters. Now it's up to John to remember.

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    A collection of one shots involving

    Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

    Everett Ross/Stephen Strange

    Khan/John

    Arthur Dent/Khan

    Bilbo Baggins/Smaug

    Alan Turing/John Watson

    Hector Dixon/Peter Guillam

    Patrick Melrose/Phil Rask

    Iain Mackelpie/Patrick Melrose,

    Martin Crieff/Paul Maddens

    Lester Nygaard/Patrick Melrose

    Milton Fruchtman/Alan Turing

    Vincent Van Gogh/Rembrandt

    Shere Khan/Fleck

    Martin Crieff/Tim Canterbury

    Tim Canterbury/Rory Slippery

    Toby Fisher/Jamie

    Benedict Cumberbatch/Martin Freeman

    All chapters will have an abundance of lewdness.

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    17/?
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