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    After Gandalf accidentally creates, possibly, one of the biggest mistakes that a wizard can make; Bilbo is left with the mind and body of his 4 year old self. Being to far into the journey to drop of the confused hobbit, Thorn and his company are forced to take care of the small tyke as they make their way through Mirkwood and into the Lonely Mountain.

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    The one where Bilbo gets turned into a kid and gains 13 overprotective uncles.

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    Bilbo Baggins is an empath.
    Most Hobbits are, after all they come from the earth and as its children they are in touch with the deep, soulful calls of the dirt and the people that live on it. But Bilbo takes it to a new level. He feels so deeply it's almost like he isn't himself some days. He feels so deeply he sometimes catches glimpses of the past and the future.
    Bilbo Baggins lives a very isolated life.
    Mostly due to his own empathy, and partially because he is an Omega. The world around him is somewhat backwards in its ways, and he likes living without the threat of some savage disrupting his life with their twisted views of what he should be.
    Bilbo Baggins dreams.
    And in his dreams he sees the war to end all wars. He sees man, elf, and dwarf alike tearing each other at the seams over-
    Bilbo Baggins meets a wizard shortly after he finds a ring. He has always been told he has been too kind for his own good. Oh well. When one bites off more they can chew, it is often best to just swallow and be done with it.
    An AU in which the Ring has a very different way of destroying the world and Bilbo Baggins is not having it. All these Alphas suddenly fawning over him can shove it, thank you.

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    It was a late night, alone with Bilbo, that Thorin began to give in to his desires. Bilbo certainly didn't seem to mind the attention, but Thorin wondered how far he could push.

    This fic is unfinished and will stay that way. The last chapter is not a chapter but an explanation.

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    Bil's neighbors may not have approved of her little 'adventures' as they like to call them, but if there was something better in this world than being paid to have great sex, she didn't know what it was. So when she got a message through an old family friend about a contract for a party hosted by an anonymous khazad in the ancient kingdom of Erebor... well, how could she say no?

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    The dwarfs find out that Bilbo is only 50, and think he’s only a child still. They start pampering and taking care of him, and at first Bilbo is confused, but then he figures it out and feels guilty, but he also enjoys it too much to correct them, because he’s had to take care of himself, and been all alone, since his parents died when he was barely an adult and it’s so nice to feel small and cared for again.

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    Bella finds herself in the center of a reverse harem where she is wanted by every dwarf in the vicinity.

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    Being respectable isn't all it's cracked up to be...

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    That one where hobbits have liberal ideas of marriage, and polyandry is a thing. Fem!Bilbo. Pairing Bilbo/Company, or at least she thinks so.

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    Ok, here are some plot bunnies I've been kicking around, but due to promises to finish my first fic before starting another one, I've decided to give them over to the public! I really hope someone takes an interest on them and puts their own twist on it. If not, I'll eventually get around to them....eventually.

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    Ask and yea shall receive- Fannish is finally porting her HKM fics to AO3.

    This is a TV tropes challenge. I hit random 5 times, and cackled even as I groaned. I didn't want to write this ficlet. But I needed to.

    Caution, in this fic there is- well, read the tags. It should hopefully not be triggery, but some miscommunication happens with that "Repopulating my race" thing.

    Originally posted: http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/7346.html?thread=16590514#t16590514

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    Written for the Hobbit Kink Meme! Here's the prompt:

    While the company is walking across Mirkwood, Biblo falls down a slope and straight into a sex pollen field. He comes out a bit bruised and feels a bit itchy, but nothing worth to worry about.
    When the night comes, the dwarves wake up to the hobbit's screams.

    Oin recognises the symptoms and he confirms that yes, Bilbo is infected with a rare pollen that will cause him atrocious pain and ultimate kills him if he doesn't get fucked. So all the have to do is give their hobbit a nice tumble and everything will be fine, right? No.

    The dwarves are horrified with the idea of sleeping with Bilbo if he cannot consent. They end up doing it, because the hobbit will die if they don't, but feel like they are basically abusing him. And even after the first one finished the pollen still affects Bilbo, so more of them need to join.

    Just want the usual sex-pollen fic more focused on the mental stress the situation produces than the porn.

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    Bilbo reveals something in Lake Town that throws the Company off... Too bad only Bifur cottons on to the truth until its smacked into them!

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    Basically where I plan to dump fics that I don't plan on finishing or ficlets that I'm not brave enough to post alone.

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    The Ring doesn't like how its current bearer uses one of its more unique abilities. Not. One. Bit.

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    Kinkmeme Fill for this prompt: Female!Bilbo reacts to a bunch of unknown, big, armed men ignoring her wishes as they invade her home
    http://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/6263.html?thread=15718263#t15718263

    Bilba Baggins is not about to be a victim, but neither is she about to go toe to toe with dangerous, burly men. She is terrified, but that never stopped her mother- and she'll be damned if she's going down without a fight. Meanwhile, the Dwarves are suddenly realizing that they are bypassing special hell, and are on the express train to the ultimate pits. Pity it's all just a misunderstanding.

    This is a straight copy from the KM, if you want something a tiny bit more polished, subscribe to the series as I will be adding the other works (including a minor re-write on this) soonish.

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    fill for prompt on hobbit_kink:

    "Dwarves grow an excess of hair because their natural body temperature is very low. Hobbits on the other hand are like miniature furnaces. This is discovered on a particularly chilly night and the dwarves all bicker over who gets to cuddle with the hobbit for the night."

    As far as each of them were concerned, the hobbit was theirs to cuddle at night. Everyone else in the company was welcome to find their own.

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