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    AU. Sequel to "Days of Agony".

    A month has passed since the Battle of the Five Armies, and Erebor is again home to the Dwarves in Thorin Oakenshield's Company, and to one Hobbit burglar. Thorin is closer to full recovery and to claiming Bilbo's heart. With the Hobbit New Year just starting, Bilbo has much to look forward to in the coming months, but is he really up to the challenge?

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    After the great battle of the 5 Armies, Bilba Baggins. Good Burglar of Erebor, Riddle Maker, Barrel Rider of Underhill. Believes the family she had found under dwarves is dead. So she takes what she has and leaves as soon as she can, only to find two treasures had joined on her adventure. So- Vowing to keep them safe in the shire away from the real world, she hides the truth in her stories. But this isn't about her anymore. It about two Dwobbits determined to unburden their mother from danger. Leaving her to be safe in the shire as the two faunts sneak away to find the truths in their mother's stories...

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    Dwalin has to admit that he is a professional when it comes to putting his foot in his mouth, and when is the best time to put say foot in say mouth is during SEX. Now, he has hurt someone he cares about, she is acting like he doesn't exist, and Mahal's balls what is this ache going on in his chest.

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    "I don't know why I let you convince me to do this!" Bilbo wailed at Dwalin as the dwarrowdam above him stabbed his skin over and over again, carefully dripping the needle on the ink in between a few stabbings.

    “Cause ye love Thorin, maybe? Also, I’ll have ye know my ideas are the best. Wasn’t it for it you would be still freeting about gifts and whatnots. Yer just a little wimpy...” Dwalin mumbled the last part as he grimaced, trying to counteract Bilbo’s accusations but he wasn’t fooled, as from where he was lying, the fool of a dwarf was more than a little sweaty trying to pry his white hand from Bilbo’s bruising grip.

     

    Or, Bilbo gets a tattoo for Thorin on the advice of Dwalin, despite his better judgment and extreme dislike of tattoos.

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    If you ask the mad king and his burglar what they think about destiny, they will laugh quietly, and then reach for each other’s hands.

    (Or the one where Bilbo is born to be a ruler, Thorin is saddled with a few unexpected friends, and their family is absolutely massive.)

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    Erebor's time has finally come, now that Thorin has gathered together enough loyal Dwarves to make it to the Lonely Mountain alive. Dwalin just wishes they weren't a cursed number.
    Oh, and that the irritatingly bull-headed Halfling Tharkûn found in the Shire would go home already. The Wilds are no place for a half-starved, girl-child gentleHobbit who can neither fight nor fend for herself.

    Belda's time to escape has finally come, now that she's managed to convince (read: emotionally blackmail) Gandalf into agreeing to let her come on the quest thingy he seems to be on, as well as convince the annoyingly bull-headed leader of the Dwarven pack to let her join them until Rivendell, at least. She only hopes she can earn their respect.
    Especially his second-in-command.
    Oh, and that they won't kill her when they find out the truth. She might not be their Burglar yet, but she regrets lying to them anyway.
    Other than Thorin. The stupidhead.

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    Dwalin travels back to the Blue Mountains, cold, wet and miserable, when he is faced with an unexpected kindness.

    Bilbo takes in a dwarf trope, basically
    Warnings for reference / implied violence, prostitution and i suppose extortion but all in the past

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    Bilbo Baggins, a forty year old hacker-slash-bookshop proprietor, found some measure of relief when he found his way back to his parents' estate in the countryside in the wake of a sudden sweeping viral apocalypse. However, in Bag End he finds only ghosts, and he soon realizes that relief is a far cry from fulfillment or closure. Enter a surprise visit from his mother's attorney and his ragtag group of foreigners led by an honest-to-God king (who may or may not be exactly Bilbo's type). According to Gandalf, they may somehow have the solution to Europe's current pesky zombie problem. For his and the world's sake, Bilbo can only hope.

    [A fairly epic length modern AU retelling of the Hobbit as the worst road trip in history, featuring motorcycles, slow-burn romance, and zombies. Yeah, I know.]

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    During the fight with the trolls Bilbo is deeply wounded in the head, when he wakes up the dwarves discover with surprise and concern that their burglar is no longer the same .... after a car accident Sara finds herself in the middle of a forest and has no idea how she got there .... but basically, Bilbo and Sara have never really belonged to their world, although they do not know this, at least not yet

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    Bilbo Baggins isn't really a Hobbit.

    Sure, he walks like a hobbit, talks like a hobbit (debatable), and looks like a hobbit, but he isn't. He is a member of an ancient race put to sleep 70,000 years ago and has just woken up. After a great personal tragedy, he finds himself lost in a modern age that he can't relate to and neighbors that don't take kindly to oddities like him.

    So, he finds himself going along with Thorin's company in seek of a greater purpose in life, seeking reason behind the fall of his people and why after all this time he was woken up.

    But how will he survive with the contempt of the dwarves? Follow along as Bilbo travels a long way to Erebor and then the Beyond.

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    Thorin and company head to the Shire to meet with a possible burglar, unbeknownst to them is the family reunion about to be had.

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    “So,” Thorin begins, opening his big fat mouth, and then promptly shuts it. It’s a good look on him. “I take it you have a fair idea how I feel about Master Baggins.”

    (In which Dwalin is sent to the Shire with a marriage proposal, Thorin is a little shit and Bilbo just wants to stay holed up in his study.)

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    The Quest for Erebor has begun.

    Ro has spent ten years readying her heart and soul and mind for the next time she saw Fíli and Kíli. They, in turn, have done the same.

    As they travel, old hurts and ghosts of the past lurk in the shadows as forces around them begin to work against everything they are hoping to accomplish.

    Shall we see if the past repeats itself?

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    If asked, Bella Baggins would quite firmly inform you that she had never been so content, that she was perfectly capable of keeping up with her work, and that you should butter your own biscuits, thank you very much. But if you asked again. . . the look in her eye would tell you of a young faunt who had dreamed of elves and adventure, who was now a woman with responsibilities and respectability. She would not answer a second time.
    Few would question the reign of King Thorin II, who had led the dwarves of Erebor through the lands of Men to the Blue Hills. His work was for his people, always--no matter how much his sister and cousins may have wished it otherwise. The time to reclaim his mountain had come, and all he needed was a burglar, not some fussy hobbit.
    But Gandalf the Grey does not take no for an answer, nor does Yavanna; so the quest will go on, no matter what the wish of Hobbit or Dwarf.

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    Thorin had gone and mucked it all up!

    It was in times like these that Bilbo truly believed dwarves had nothing more than rocks for brains.

    What was Thorin thinking when he told Dís they were courting was beyond him, and of course now Bilbo had to go along with it and lie to help Thorin deceive, not only Dís, but also the entire mountain.

    It didn't help that his heart skipped a beat every time Thorin as much as brushed against him. Bilbo only hoped his poor heart would survive the whole ordeal...

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    My name is Belladonna Took. Bella for short. I am a young Hobbit born and raised in the Shire. I enjoy what any Hobbit does. Family, music, parties, company, food, and a good book. But, I also have a love for some of the most unusual things, such as adventures and weapons. Among other things. Can you blame me? The Shire is a quiet and peaceful place where nothing exciting happens. Unless you're different. Who knew Hobbits could be so nasty?"

    In a world where Erebor never fell, Frerin found a happy life in the Shire with his One and a hobbit lass for a best friend. Of course, things aren't always that easy. After Belladonna and her daughter fall ill during Fell Winter, Frerin sends a message to his family and Dwalin in hopes it will bring them the Shire.

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    When Gandalf walked up Bagshot Row one morning, Bilbo Baggins knew the mad wizard was trailing adventure and peril behind him as he usually did. What Bilbo didn't expect was to be handed off to a gaggle of thirteen Dwarves on a suicide mission to reclaim their mountain from a dragon half a world away.

    It's rather difficult to keep secrets when you're living in each other's pockets after all.

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    Nori finds a baby hobbit during the Fell Winter. What happens when she becomes attached?
    Dwalin wishes he could take care of everyone. Maybe he only needs to worry about protecting two?

    Formally titled “Daughter of Thief and Guard”

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    Despite his brand new courtship with Ori, Dwalin escorts Bilbo back to the Shire. Someone has to look after the hobbit and keep Thorin from worrying. Not that Thorin is likely to stop. The king insists on breaking his own heart by letting the hobbit leave. Bilbo isn't exactly open an honest about his feelings, either.

    Then, as they pass into the west, the hobbit decides to go looking for the oaken shield. After that, everything changes.

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    Did you actually think I wouldn't have a scene where she rubs her success in her family's faces? No spoilers, I promise (other than that there will, eventually [very eventually], be a happy ending for Belda, Kíli, Dwalin, and Nori. None of the rest of the Company is mentioned), but hopefully it'll be satisfying anyway.

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