11 Works in Bilbo Baggins & Dís Friendship

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    When the hobbits of The Shire are attacked by the White Wolves, there is nothing but death. Most luckily, the wandering wizard Gandalf shows up, and pleads with the dwarven prince—who’d been passing through on his way to Erebor—to help Bilbo’s people. Three months later, a letter arrives explaining the situation. Half of the hobbits would live with the dwarves, in Erebor. The other half would live with the elves of Mirkwood.
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    Bilbo wants to be angry. Thranduil is essentially selling him—trading him like livestock—just for some long lost jewels. He wants to argue and fight—but he’s smart, just as Thranduil had acknowledged, and knows he does not have a choice. At least, not with the child he must care for now. Before, Bilbo might have been able to escape Mirkwood. Travel far, far away, and start from scratch. But he doesn’t have that option. Not anymore. So, instead of refusing, he asks, “What is his name?”

    Thraunduil regards him with the blank carelessness that only comes from hundreds of years alone.

    “Thorin Oakenshield.”

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    basically: an arranged marriage!au with some little hobbits thrown in, some angst, loads of friendship, some slow burn, and lots of mishaps.

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    Thorin is an Arnor police officer who is trying to take down the most corrupt man in the city- good ole Smaugikins (not that anyone calls him that to his face, mind, but the graffiti is getting pretty suggestive) when he is strongarmed (by a supposedly sick Dís) into attending his nephews' elementary school play. Though the play should surely be classified as torture, Thorin meets a delightful woman, Ms. Bella Baggins, the school librarian, and asks her out to dinner.
    In step a meddlesome (as always) Gandalf, precocious children, Smaug, and an existentialist fake mountain. Things go downhill from there.

    Or: Thorin and Bella are adorable, the kids find their inner thespians, Bella loses a cardigan, and thieving abounds.

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    Chapters:
    40/40
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    Bilbo Baggins is not, apparently, dreaming.

    Bilbo wishes dwarrow weren't so bloody stubborn.
    Dis wishes her brother was less of a pompous prick... and that her sons were just a little less reckless. Just a bit. For Mahal's sake, please.
    And Thorin just wants to know how this hobbit knows his sister.

    (In which a-likelier-than-first-expected duo are voluntold to fix Middle Earth's biggest issues. Asses are kicked. Dwarrow are baffled. Handkerchiefs are still forgotten.)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    60
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    17
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    Billa Baggins had taken after her mother in more ways than one, though her perchance for adventure had certainly made her and outsider within the Shire. Dubbed Mad Baggins by the greater population of the Shire the 36-year-old Hobbit-lass was more than happy when Gandalf the Grey came a' knocking to spirit her away on a quest to take back the Home of Durin’s Folk from the Dragon Smaug. Through trials and tribulations, the Quest ended with Erebor retaken and Thorin Oakenshield Crowned King. As the rebuilding starts Billa is swept up in political intrigue and Assassination Attempts all while trying to keep her feelings for the younger prince a secret. Though when the subject of an arranged marriage crops up and Kíli comes running to her to fix it, what is a Hobbit-lass to do? Propose of course.

    Story starts from the beginning of the Quest for Eerebor, and continues on after the Battle of Five Armies.

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    5/?
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    49
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    254
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    124
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    Bilbo Baggins essaie comme il peut d'ignorer les fantômes qui viennent le hanter - jusqu'au jour où ils frappent à sa porte, au milieu de la nuit. [Événement surprise "un bonbon ou un sort" d'octobre 2018 – Collectif NONAME]

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    1/1
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    In which a Pirate King steals the Queen Under the Mountain away and gets away with numerous counts of cruelty. But like all crime eventually it catches up with you, after all unlike the law which has a statute of limitations which in turn means if you exceed a certain number of decade the crime can go unpunished. Karma however has no deadline and the pirate king is going to find out not everyone in her reign of terror on the high seas agrees with her breaking the pirate code, flaunting the fact actually. Being nothing more to them except a hated mercenary. Her pirate kingdom on the high seas is going to be brought to its knees...by a hobbitess.

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    6/19
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    Bilbo spent a lot of time mourning the friends that died in the Battle of the Five Armies. When he meets Dís, he gains yet another view of them, as well as a new dear friend.

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    1/1
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    The battle is over and the company of Thorin Oakenshield, with the help of the armies of the Iron Hills, King Thranduil, and King Bard, have defended Erebor. Thorin, Fíli, and Kíli survived the final battle and now the three lay recovering in the halls of their reclaimed kingdom. Fíli and Kíli are quick to bounce back from their injuries while Thorin has a harder time. His recovery is marred by periods of infection and fever, and all the company can do is hope that the fever breaks and he wakes up. Bilbo while homesick and missing the Shire stays in Erebor, determined to be there for Thorin when he wakes up as there is much needing to be resolved between them, and much that had been left unsaid. When the fever finally breaks and Thorin opens his eyes it's cause for celebration. But when he has no recollection of the past thirty months and doesn't recognize Bilbo's face, they realize something has gone wrong.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
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    641
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    Bilbo is captured on his way home from to the shire after Thorin stands by his decision to banish him after the battle, while Dis is captured on her way to Erebor. Locked away together the pair fight for their escape forming a friendship stronger the any Dis has ever known. After their successful escape Dis flees with an injured Bilbo to the Lonely Mountain determined to get him help no matter the cost or her stubborn brothers opinion.

    This is a story of heartache and regret, but it's also a story of the unbreakable strength of friendship, second chances, and a love that defied all odds.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,856
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    206
    Kudos:
    406
    Bookmarks:
    119
    Hits:
    13247
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    Bella was on her way to work when she got a phone call. Bella collapsed when she heard the news and a stranger offered out a helping hand. Why did Bobby help Bella so quickly though, what secrets are he hiding under that adorable hat of his?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,924
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Dís and Bilbo are both classified as "soft around the middle", something that has haunted them for a long time. When they find each other in university the world become a better place for them both.

    Language:
    English
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    15,683
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    178
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    28
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