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    "Now it is a strange thing, but things that are good to have and days that are good to spend are soon told about, and not much to listen to; while things that are uncomfortable, palpitating, and even gruesome, may make a good tale, and take a deal of telling anyway" – The Hobbit, A Short Rest

    According to Bilbo Baggins' writings, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield spent two weeks in Rivendell – two weeks that Thorin and his Dwarvish companions would prefer not to talk about.

    After a particular spell goes awry, Bilbo and Gandalf are suddenly saddled with thirteen baby Dwarves. They can only return to normal at the end of fourteen days. The real problem is that they age up every three days.

    It's one thing to handle babies, but can Bilbo and Gandalf deal with troublesome Dwarf toddlers, unruly children, rebellious and broody teenagers, and spirited young adults in the space of fourteen days?

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    5/?
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    To make the journey bearable for Bilbo (and for each other), Thorin and Company assign each other resolutions at Gandalf's insistence:

    Dwalin – must show his soft side.
    Balin – must be less pessimistic.
    Fíli and Kíli – must not get anyone, including themselves, into trouble.
    Ori – must try to break out of his shell and be more assertive.
    Nori – must not steal anyone's possessions.
    Dori – must fuss less over Ori.
    Óin – must not swear.
    Glóin – must try to control his temper.
    Bofur – must not drink.
    Bifur – must court his One if he wants Bofur to stick to his resolution.
    Bombur – must not sneak food when everyone's back is turned.
    Thorin – must spend more time with Bilbo.

    How hard can it be?

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    8/?
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    After Bilbo signs the contract, the Dwarves find out his true age. Horrified, they assign him a guardian. Who better to take their burglar under their wing than their ax-wielding redhead? As the journey to the Lonely Mountain unfolds, bonds are formed between the two that can never be broken as Glóin learns to care for the hobbit and Bilbo learns that it's never too late to find family.

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    44/?
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    In a house, in Jamaica, the Shire, there lives a young Hobbit, Lady of the manor by day, thief by night. Well, until she retired.

    She had become respectable, if strange, but was perfectly content.

    Until her Godfather had to come along and ruin everything, bringing with him a merry band of Pirates!

    She wanted no part of it, no, thank you very much! But... Maybe she'd just... Listen to their story, and their Captain was rather nice...

    Oh, fine! She'd go, if only to save these sorry fools from themselves! And a dragon...

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    1/?
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    13
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    A one-night stand before BOFA results in Bifur becoming pregnant. Despite the initial doubts of some of those around him, Bifur is determined to be a good parent.

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    3/?
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    Gimli received letters from Ori and the others as the quest goes on. He doesn't expect what happens as it goes on and ends.

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    5/5
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    5
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    Óin hadn't seen either of his parents in years. Bumping into his father, Gróin, quite by chance, he swiftly discovers that he has a little brother whom his mother died bringing into the world...and that his father isn't the same dwarf he once was.

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    4/?
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    Based off of the fairy tale the Goose Girl. Bombur finds his one in a baker’s daughter. He urges his brother and cousin to give him a hand in helping her.

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    Rose seems like a normel girl if being a shape shifters is normal and the daughter of a dragon is normel.

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    2/?
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    Bilbo Baggins -- a pregnant Dwobbit, barely an adult, leaves out of the Shire because he refuses to wed or abort the child. He won't wed because he knows he has a One and will not have any other; he won't abort because all life is precious to him, even the one that was forced onto him unwillingly. Well, at least he has Lobelia and Otho... as well as: A worried Ranger, a confused Healer, Giant Eagles, a High-strung Elf Prince, and a One who doesn't even know what to make of him. Oh, boy...

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    Thorin stared, dumbstruck. The space used to contain gold and gems and riches beyond measure, the legacy of his people. He lurched out onto the walkway, unable to tear his eyes away from the piles and piles and piles of…

    He stood stock still, frozen with shock, for a long moment.

    Are those…handkerchiefs?

    (AU not-so-oneshot-anymore: Thorin enters the treasury, and what he finds isn't exactly what he was expecting.)

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    Nesting Dwarves (Bagginshield, Dwori, FiliKili? ANY/ANY): When Dwarves get pregnant, they hoard up items (gold, fur, rocks, food, weapons ect) and make a 'nest' in which to feel safe and relax (and sometimes give birth in?)

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    Sometimes a wild drunken night can leave many unanswered questions the next morning, as well as hangovers. After spending a night at the local inn in Bree, hangovers are the least of the Company of Thorin's Oakenshield's worries.

    For example, why are the Men of Bree suddenly afraid of Ori? How did Kíli end up in a dress? Where on Middle Earth is Glóin's locket, and who is the person responsible for the love bite on Thorin Oakenshield's neck?

    But the real question on everyone's mind is: what happened last night?

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    Hobbits have ebony curls and blue azora eyes. Bilbo has copper curls, he also had two different colored eyes. One yellow and one green. Hobbits had their soul-mates names over their heart. Bilbo did not. But he would hear a particular phrase in an unknown language, getting louder everyday. And when ever he repeated this phrase out loud, he would feel a burning over his heart as if a hot iron were pressed against him. He looked nothing like his supposed father, Bungo Baggins. But he had his mothers face with her button nose and almond shaped eyes. He used to be a happy fauntling without a care in the world, going out on adventures in the woods, ignorant of the gossip being spread about him. But then the Fell Winter came about. He only remembers howling and the crushinging of bones. At the very sight of red he feels feint. Belladonna put in her will that Gandalf the Grey would be his Guardian. Which comes to question Belladonna's choice seeing as Gandalf dissappeared for 60 years when he promised to be back in 20 months. And not only does he come back without an explanation but with an adventure no less! How scandalous can this old coot be? And what is this about Bilbo's father??????

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    4/?
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    Yuletide is a time of celebration, and, of course, spending time with close friends and family.

    It is also a time of practising many traditions, such as baking gingerbread men, decorating the tree and kissing under the mistletoe, to name a few.

    For Bilbo Baggins and the Company of Thorin Oakenshield, their first Yuletide celebration together in Erebor will be one that they will cherish and will never forget (or rather, Gandalf will never let them forget, because they certainly will not remember much after all the eggnog that they drank).

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    31 smutty ficlets for every day of October, 500 words long.

    Language:
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    31/31
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    26
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    First they trooped into Rivendell, slovenly and foul-mouthed and just altogether Dwarvish. Then it was the disastrous dinner, where he had to stand back and watch as they threw food all over the place (and nearly at his head). Then they had the gall to desecrate one of the fountains by bathing in it!

    But now? Now he has to contend with these Dwarves committing acts of debauchery, finding them in all sorts of compromising positions from the library to the wine cellars?

    What did Lindir ever do to deserve this?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
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    160
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
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    30 days, 30 fic(lets) each 500 words
    Various pairings, various scenarios, various level of smut, but I'll try my best.

    Basically this is Smutty Fluffy Summer only with new prompts and slightly longer stories.
    Trying to have just one additional tag/chapter, so practice your counting if you want to know what the chapter is about, or just look at the title.

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    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
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    424
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    Thorin runs Erebor Law and is in a raging lawsuit against the dragon, Smaug, when a little hobbit comes to be his intern. Meanwhile, Dwalin has found the most incredible coffee in the entire city- and perhaps the cutest barrista as well.

    Language:
    English
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    13,626
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    268
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    7132

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