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Never has it been more important to remember that we at Viridian are a family. by storiesfortravellers for GhostJ
Fandoms: Better Off Ted
24 Dec 2020
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Lem and Phil invent exciting new products that are definitely not at all horrible.
For the prompt of: How Viridian is dealing with the pandemic
A Yuletide treat for Ghostj. Hope you like it!
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“No, no, it’s me. You’re as stalwart and virile as the atomic clock, it’s just… this mess in here is throwing my whole morning out of sync.”
“What’s the matter?” Lem asks, trying to crane his neck around Phil to get a better view of the problem.
“Doctor Bhamba is using our freezer again, and there’s an entire crate of Otter Pops smack dab in the middle of the prime cake real estate I carved out last night.”
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[Podfic] Albania Seein' You by aethel-multivoice (aethel), blackglass, elaineofshalott (LadyofMisrule), LittleRedRobinHood, luvtheheaven, Shmaylor, wingedwords (gunpowderandlove)
Fandoms: Better Off Ted
11 Jul 2020
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“It’s just a little fugitive situation, that’s all. A few run-ins with the Education Minister of Albania, a couple martinis, a gun or three, and then boom, you’re on the run for two years until you can escape to America and run a company—you know how it is.”
Or, the one where Veronica needs to date and marry Ted to stay in the country, and he agrees out of friendship, but then feelings happen and it's complicated.
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Lem tests the jetpack.
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- Part 10 of 15 minute fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 77
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Veronica Palmer breaks a nail.
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- Part 1 of 15 minute fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 431
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 86
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Following the success of the weaponized pumpkin, Veridian Dynamics decided R&D needed to work on more unique food ideas.
Sometimes it's the foods that don't explode that cause Ted the most trouble. -
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“It’s just a little fugitive situation, that’s all. A few run-ins with the Education Minister of Albania, a couple martinis, a gun or three, and then boom, you’re on the run for two years until you can escape to America and run a company—you know how it is.” Or, the one where Veronica needs to date and marry Ted to stay in the country, and he agrees out of friendship, but then feelings happen and it's complicated.
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Ted is sick so Linda has to take over some of his, important, roles
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“And in lighter news,” Veronica said, reading on, “despite the combined efforts of both the American and Chinese cyber-divisions, Jabberwocky has gained control of the stock exchange.”
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"I can't believe your solution was to invent an imaginary project," Linda said. "Isn't that what got you into this Jabberwocky mess, having to come up with a new product?"
"And so we have," said Veronica, with a toss of her perfect head.
Linda blinked. "You have?"
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Veronica clarifies a point.
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Nine to Five by Swing Set in December (swing_set13) for entanglednow, deadwoodmt
Fandoms: Supernatural, Better Off Ted
02 Mar 2015
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Edlund Enterprises, everyday something we make, makes your life better, usually.
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Veridian causes a zombie apocalypse (because of course they did). Frankly, Ted is surprised it didn’t happen sooner.
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Phil and the exchange student who actually goes to M.I.T. (the lucky bastard).
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“Oh, come on!” Linda said. “Seriously? A sexual tension meter? I mean, what, you really think anyone's going to buy that?”
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"How is it being married to Ted? Is it magical, like a glow in the dark giraffe let loose in a municipal park?"
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There's a woman in the lab who talks to no one but Bhamba. Most of them don't even know she exists.
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Veronica and Linda have wine and sex.
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There's an angry goose at Veridian. But there's a reason for that.