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    Jared set his hands in his lap, cocking a brow. “Who is Richard Hendricks?”

    “You sent him to Richard?” Dinesh laughed, making Gilfoyle almost grin in response.

    “Thought he’d appreciate that stupid pigeon look you give when you’re confused,” Gilfoyle said. Jared smiled in response.

    “Gosh. I’m sure if he wasn’t so busy, he would have gotten quite the kick out of it,” he agreed.

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    Richard Hendricks is dying. He wakes up with his fingers twitching and bleeding. The soles of his feet are muddy even though he’s been in bed all night. Father Donald Dunn has three nights to find out what ails him and cast it out.

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    The Uber Kidnapper had been on the loose for two years, using Uber to abduct unsuspecting passengers who are never seen again. His last three victims were in Silicon Valley.

    When Richard is his latest victim, Jared stops at nothing to find him. Especially when he realizes what his true feelings for Richard are. When Richard is thought by everyone to be long dead, Jared still refuses to give up hope and his desperate search for answers.

    Richard, with some help, struggles to survive his unbearable hell-like reality in order to get back to Jared.
    When Richard is finally found, he has a long mental and physical recovery ahead of him, but Jared is there every step of the way.

    Implied violence, graphic violence kept to a minimum.

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    Dinesh is kissing a man.

    It's not Gilfoyle.

    When Dinesh gets a boyfriend, Gilfoyle is forced to confront some truths about himself.

    CHAPTER 2 NOW UP!

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    Dinesh drinks a lot of beer. Gilfoyle makes himself right at home. It’s not a truce by any standards, except it kind of absolutely is. Probably.

    (Coda to 5.04)

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    Джаред - андроид, созданный Hooli.

    Перевод фанфика Cirkne.

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    Richard wants to scream. He wants to tear off those restraints and grab his husband, hold him, love him. He wants to go back to normal. He longs to hold his husband and tell him everything will be okay. Stroke his hair in the way that would make him purr, grip his hand and play with the rings that were on their fingers as they cuddled on the couch.

    “Donald,” he sobs, dropping the clipboard in his hands.

    This isn’t just another monster. How cruel is fate to make him treat him as such?

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    In the year 2095, on a barely-settled outpost planet, Pied Piper has been struggling to bring its revolutionary precognitive brain implant technology to market. The process has left Richard vulnerable to seizures and migraines, along with visions of the future that terrify him. Now, with Jared, he's facing a tiny apocalypse.

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    "Either that was an unmarked Uber, or you just spent the night with a guy"

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    "You write sexy code, and you have sexy tattoos, and you could probably sleep with a thousand women down there, and I can't sleep with any of them."

    "You want to stop talking now," Gilfoyle says, all the languid ease from earlier evaporated. "Also I'm getting more sure about the gay thing, but this is an unsportsmanlike way of finding out."

     

    Dinesh and Gilfoyle, after the season 1 finale.

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    Make yourself small, he thinks. Inconspicuous. It’s easier for them to protect you. It’s easier for them to keep you safe.
    There’s only so much he can do with his body, all legs and wrists and ears and angles. But his voice is soft. He can fold like a Manila envelope. And if he clamps his lips shut, it’s like he was never there.

    And if he’s quiet – if he’s there where he’s needed but never demanding more – then maybe he’ll be allowed to stay.

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    Richard has two huge problems.
    1. He's pregnant.
    2. He has no clue who the father is.

    The boys try to navigate pregnancy, parenthood, and budding relationships.

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    I haven't made a video in years but all of a sudden got an urge to edit today and this happened. It's a silly, stupid, kinda shippy, Disney themed crack video that I made in a day.

    So yeah, I hope you like it.

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    Jared volunteers to beta-test a new gay dating app, and Richard becomes a little obsessed.

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    Richard's at a crossroads.

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    “But do you want me to call you that…?” Richard asked. His voice was timid yet desperate to be heard. It made Jared’s heart melt.

    “Call me whatever you want,” he replied with a grin.

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    Jared's an android built by hooli.

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    Gilfoyle saves Dinesh from unwanted attention at a bar

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    After everything, this is how he comes undone.

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    Gilfoyle has convinced himself that he is content. Monica disagrees. Sort of.

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    1/?
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    7
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