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    Welcome to Hogwarts High!
    In this fic, one follows a class of the Hogwarts high school of the generation of marauders, where Bellatrix and Rabastan do a lot, a lot of bullshit, where Lily Evans is the first of the class and Lucius Malfoy a kiss-ass...

    (Each chapter will not necessarily follow a chronological order, a chapter will be about a bullshit, a reason for delay or absence completely stupid or a clash of Bellatrix Black and Rabastan Lestrange, be warned)

    TOO SERIOUS TO ABSTAIN!

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    423
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Bienvenue au lycée Poudlard !
    Dans cette fic, on suit une classe du lycée Poudlard de la génération des Maraudeurs, où Bellatrix et Rabastan font beaucoup, beaucoup de conneries, où Lily Evans est la première de la classe et Lucius Malefoy un lèche-bottes...

    (Chaque chapitre ne suivra pas forcément un ordre chronologique, un chapitre sera à propos d'une connerie, d'un motif de retard ou d'absence complètement débile ou d'un clash de Bellatrix Black et de Rabastan Lestrange, soyez prévenus)

    TROP SERIEUX S'ABSTENIR !
    (Fic en Français )

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    English
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    414
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Maglor découvre qu'il n'a pas toujours été le fils de Fëanor. Dans une autre vie, il était… eh bien, quelqu'un d'autre. Il était Maël Remus Salazar Potter. Une fois le flot des souvenirs passés, il lui faut revendiquer son héritage à nouveau, et retrouver son frère jumeau. Harry et lui sauront-ils se réconcilier ? Et quelle est l'histoire de ces deux frères ?

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    Français
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    12,706
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    143
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    Nagini just wants to exist peacefully, to be left alone until the end of her days. Her plans are shattered when two strangers arrive with plans of their own. Set in the HP universe and with heavy spoilers for the second Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them film.

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    English
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    3,736
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    Sirius has a very particular and unusual and embarrassing problem since he became an animagus, and he is mortified but also scared and does what anyone with James as a friend would do, and asks to talk to him about it.

    But... he can't quite bring himself to say what the problem is.

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    English
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    33,056
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    160
    Kudos:
    536
    Bookmarks:
    72
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    12029
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    An avid Harry Potter Fan ends up in the Albanian Forest.

    (Time: Around the 3rd-4th Book)

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    11,333
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
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    74
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    A collection of ficlets written long ago from prompts of two things. This is specifically and only the HP portion of those.

    Language:
    English
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    5,092
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    143
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    James may be a bit reckless, but Lily has to confront how much she truly cares about him after he lands himself in the hospital wing. Fluffy Jily one-shot based on the prompt "Disastrous first date."

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    English
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    2,702
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    "You’ll always be my bestest friend in the entire world, Evans!” He declares, his grin growing when Lily’s lips twitch.

    She holds out the hand that isn’t resting on his chest and offers him her pinkie finger. “Me too.” She promises."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,279
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1071
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    A poem commemorating all those who died in the Second Wizarding War.

    Series
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    English
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    259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    47
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    James Potter, broom designer and completely out of practice when it comes to dating, makes a bet that he can get a woman to fall in love with him in 10 days to land an account. Lily Evans, resident "How To" girl at Witch Weekly, is assigned an article on "How to Lose a Wizard in 10 Days."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,714
    Chapters:
    2/12
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1751
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    After an untimely accident reveals the truth of Loki's identity, he heads off to wizarding Midgard for revenge. But there's more to earth than he first assumed, and world domination can be so distracting... AU, pre-Thor, non Fantastic Beasts-compliant, Loki mentors Harry, rated T for violence

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    66,057
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
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    How Voldemort created his Horcruxes, what toll it took on him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    887
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    113
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    What if Sirius actually rescued Harry from the Dursleys' at the end of his third year? What if Harry decided he'd had enough of taking everything laying down? What if Harry and a certain red-head had more in common than he realized? What if she understood him better than anyone else ever could?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    158,150
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    6207
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    Lucius Malfoy was everything a lady could have asked for. He was tall, proud, handsome. He had skin like ivory and bright, golden hair that shone in the sun. He was a devoted scholar and had walked away from his magical training with top marks. He came from one of the most renowned wizarding families in the area, and was reported to be the heir to a wealth that far surpassed many of the others. At his parties, he was the center of attention, the perfect host, the first and last on the dance floor. Many a young lady swooned when his attentions were bestowed upon them. He could melt even the most hard-hearted widow with one kind look.

    And he'd turned down her father's offer of marriage.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,549
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2234
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    I've decided to upload my outline/plan for this fic, which contains both a broad outline as well as small scene snippets. If you see something you would like turned into a chapter/expanded upon, or if you have ideas, please, feel free to let me know!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    12,953
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    102
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    How Voldemort got a new body.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    268
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    170
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    The first year of the Marauders era at Hogwarts as a chronological series of their key misadventures. From The Sorting, discovering Remus and the birth of the rivalry between James, Sirius and Severus to the backstory of Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew - sticking as close to canon as possible.

    ~*~'“Wow!” Sirius breathed, reaching out to feel the lighter-than-silk material James had presented to him. “Is that an invisibility cloak?”
    “Yeah – like in ‘The Tale of the Three Brothers.’ It was my dad’s, but I think it’s a family tradition to give it to your son on their first year of Hogwarts – I don’t reckon I’d be able to give it up to my kid if I had a son...”'

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,027
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    592
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    "It was one of the rhymes they used to chant in the Orphanage, until the War began. There wasn't much chanting after that." Based on the nursery rhyme 'One For Sorrow', follow Lord Voldemort as he creates his six Horcruxes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    508
    Chapters:
    1/7
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    56
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    In which James is continually giving offence, Lily's petticoat is six inches deep in mud, Alice is the sweetest soul, Frank's family collects toads, Sirius is an indolent man who lives to play at cards, Remus is most truly the gentleman, Peter is the happy man to whom every female eye is turned, Severus is not inclined to be silent, Hagrid lives to marry off her daughters, Albus just wants a moments peace and quiet, and Bertha and Mary think of nothing but officers.

    Petunia wished to say something sensible, but knew not how.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,583
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    678

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