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    Malimore is a small town in Southern California where ghosts are as common as any other household pest and vampires come out to steal the souls of humans at midnight. Frank Iero is a young paranormal investigator whose interest in the supernatural began after the bizarre and untimely death of his parents. One day, when he and his partner take on a particularly gruesome case, all hell breaks loose with Frank caught at the very center. This is the story of how it all happened.

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    (This one is really really off the wall.)
    Hannah Marie has been living in the normal world for her entire life—with occasional visits to the mysterious and wondrous Fright Side to see her peculiar friends. Ever since Hannah was 8 and found out about the Fright Side, her Scary Godmother, and that monsters really do exist, her normal life in the typical world fell to blah.
    Hannah always wanted to spend more time in the Fright Zone with her friends—one friend in particular, the vampire prince, Orson—and now, at the fresh age of 18, Hannah finally has the freedom to visit everyone—and Orson—whenever she wants.
    Watch Hannah and Orson come into their own in this bizarre tale of unlikely sweethearts.
    (Yes this is based off of those movies from the early 2000s. Yes it's weird but I think this ship is cute. Please enjoy.)

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    8
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    22
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    4
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    So there he was. Hanging out with his bandmates in the garage and googling >losing your virginity at a sex club?< on his phone. He was lying on a ratty couch and bounced his leg on it while waiting for the results to load. Ray busied himself with his guitar while Mikey was talking to Bob about the next gig.

    Gerard tapped the first result. A person who asked that exact same question on an anonymous messaging board. The replies were as expected. They varied from >no don’t do that<, >I could be the one to show you a good time<, >many are uncomfortable fucking virgin strangers<, to >send pix?<. But one answer piqued his interest.

    >You could ask the club owner whether you can arrange an auction. People pay good money to pop cherries, you might cash in between 5$-10k$!<

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    Chapters:
    1/2
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    Pete Wentz is planning something huge and Patrick can't figure out what it is. It involves a group of their friends, A weekend at an old mansion and threatening them all with a good time. The question is will everything work out as planned or will all of Pete's dreams, including gaining Patrick's love, fall through.

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    6,461
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    8
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    46
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    Mikey and his crew of friends are used to getting the occasional dirty look or detentions. It's only when Mikey agrees to help Bert McCracken with his side hustle and an annoying kid from Chicago moves into town that things start getting harder.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    34
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    13
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    2
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    After a violent showdown with Mason ends in bloodshed and death, Frank Iero and a badly-wounded Gerard Way continue their life on the run; however, now they’re running from an entire blood-thirsty gang that’s seeking to avenge their leader’s untimely death...

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    3
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    Cast from the ranks of angels that protect humans from medieval forces of evil, Gerard (née Gennadois) has become what they call a Fallen, a near vampiric archenemy of the creatures of light humanity has come to know.
    Gerard had wanted to exist in debauchery and decadence to forget his past for as long as he can remember. The Fallen race he has become a part of typically descends into madness mere years after their outcast, existing too close to the fickle humans, but Gerard has resisted the animosity in his brain for countless years. The human world's ever-changing quality, one which torments the minds of other angels, is a rhythm he finds so nostalgic, but he now desires nothing more than his wings--his freedom.
    Born mysteriously in the New Jersey hub of heaven with no recollection of his human life, Frank is sent on a mission: to finally dispatch the rogue Fallen wreaking havoc in the human world. When he is separated from his partner and forced into Gerard's clutches, he must make a choice: to complete his mission or aid the fallen angel in his journey back from the inferno.

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    Comments:
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    Podfic of xobarriers' story 'Flawless', (9 minutes)

    Bert forces Gerard to (finally) get his act together and talk to the cute valedictorian.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    Bert has started baking as a hobby and Gerard is his "reluctant" taste tester. Frank just happens to always bring leftovers from the bakery he works at home as well. Chubbiness ensues.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    La vida de Frank da un giro cuando su padre trae su nueva novia a casa, con sus dos hijos. Gerard y Mikey.

    {Este fic se comenzó a publicar el 30 de agosto de 2011 en el foro Hotel Bella Muerte. Como una de las autoras, me he tomado la libertad de subirlo a mi cuenta de AO3 para no perderlo y poder arrepentirme de lo que escribía hace hace 9 años.}

    (Pondré al principio de cada capítulo un aviso si creo que debería avisar de los triggering que pueden aparecer. Si consideras esto un spoiler, no leas las notas del principio, pero ten en cuenta de que algunos capítulos puede tener contenido que hieren la sensibilidad.)

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    30/50
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    Gerard was in love with Frank and he was going to make him love him back.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    Frank is thrown in to the middle of a gang war, and the police have no control, they're just men with guns.

    "There're some rules you gotta learn: don't take shit from anyone, don't start petty fights, don't let anyone from the other side in here, or I will kill you personally."

    Frank looked at him, and he didn't think it was a joke.

    "Protect others on our side like your life depends on it, because it kinda very much does. And," he turned to Frank, boring in to him with dazzling grey eyes. "Most importantly; don't be alone."

    "Why not?"

    "'Cause I'll be scraping your guts off the floor. Alone gets you killed."

    *contains a lot of violence*
    *frerard*

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    Chapters:
    1/15
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    Mikey dies, and Gerard sells his soul to the devil to get him back. He has to sacrifice a small part of his soul each year without fail, though one year he misses the deadline and their contract is broken.
    This is when Gerard meets a demon called Frank, who helps him find loopholes in order to bring back Mikey. Of course, everything keeps going wrong.

    "Well dont sing me praise.
    Just keep me from my gave,
    It's my last chance,
    For what could be,
    He wants me a slave,
    I just want to be saved,
    From this bittersweet tragedy."
    - Palaye Royale, Me Against the Devil, American Satan.

    *pay attention to the dates at the top of the chapters*

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    Frank Iero está cansado de su mediocre banda, de que lo molesten por tener rastas, y de la vida en general, aunque todo parece cambiar cuando la oportunidad de ser el nuevo guitarrista de su banda favorita se le presenta y no puede decir más que sí, sí, sí... sin medir las consecuencias, la cantidad de fans que van a venir después y, bueno, el amor.

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    15,440
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
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    7
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    Based on the setting from the I'm Not Okay MV, everyone is a hormonal teenager with issues and Gerard wears a skirt.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    234
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    My sister really likes the muppets and I think she might be on to something. This is just gonna be a bunch of short, soft one-shots for Muppet characters. Is this ridiculous? Maybe, but I'm having fun.

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    538
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    Frank has a hard home life that Gerard doesn't know much about. Will writing songs and having heart-to-hearts be enough to save Frank and share his secrets, or will he never be able to bring light to his darkness?
    High school AU

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    English
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    25,097
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    61
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    797
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    The year is 2020 and The Used goes on tour with My Chemical Romance once again while Bert and Gerard deal with their history.

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    English
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    6,341
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    108
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    gerard likes to be the center of attention during sex, though he might not show it.

    so, bert and frank hatch a plan to give him what he wants.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    28
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    2
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    Frank Iero es un asesino a sueldo. Experto. Letal. Jamás se ha permitido fallar. Pero su mundo entra en duda cuándo su nuevo blanco es joven detective con el que tuvo una complicada historia.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    25,636
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    2
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