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    Frank’s got a very short fuse and a high sex drive. Gerard has very little self-esteem but has enough to know staying with Frank is a bad idea seeing as the last time they were together they both ended up in the ER. Can Gerard man up and stop being a doormat? Can a leopard (Frank) ever change its spots like he promises Gerard?
    At the same time, Alex has a crush on Frank, but still loves his boyfriend Jack. Mikey wants Pete but knows that’s not a good thing even after Patrick threw Pete out, besides Mikey isn’t sure if he is gay. The only things he is sure of right now are his anxiety attacks and that he wants Frank out of his brother’s life for good. Then there’s the question everyone wants to know the answer to, what’s up with Brendon & Ryan’s relationship – is Ryan naïve or is he in on Brendon’s apparently cheating ways?
    I haven’t got a clue where this goes, but it should be fun. Care to join me and find out?

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    A few stories from Jane and Jack's long friendship, and relationship- partners in crime as children, best friend as teenagers, and lovers as adults. Featuring charm bracelets, smuggled books, and candlelit dinners.
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    "And all the old romance, retold / Exactly in the ancient way, / Can please, as me they pleased of old, / The wiser youngsters of today: / So be it, and fall on! ”
    ― Robert Louis Stevenson, Treasure Island
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    There weren't enough Jack/Jane stories- a tragically low amount for such an adorable pairing. So here's another.

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    Jack as an adult is a true child at heart.
    Jack as a child, well, he was afraid of heights.

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    Whistling seemed to pass the time best when Jack found himself when he was out and about, with nothing to do. It wasn’t often that he found himself bored, either being stuck working or avidly avoiding the torment that is boredom. Today, however, was one of those unlucky days where he had absolutely no clue how to entertain himself. Bert was out on a mid-day sweep, covering the job for one of his friends, Angus was out delivering apples to the markets with some of the traders, and all of the other leeries that Jack was friends with seemed to be absolutely swamped with work. All but him.

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    Gerard is a troubled student. By senior year, his father has just died, his brother is shunning him, and he’s lacking friends. Things only get worse when he falls for Frank Iero, the school’s guidance counselor.

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    6/?
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    3
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    Mary Poppins was a strong witch. An old witch. A witch who’s primary goal, always, was to help the children.

    She was never going to stand for any child, especially Harry Potter, being left in a house without love.

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    "A Play? You can’t be serious!” A little Mary/Bert one-shot I wrote during a period of writers block, like 2.5 years ago, so I gave it a quick edit and figured I'd share it here!

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    It's at the bottom of the list for jobs in the company, but Clarke finds herself sitting in front of two intimidating women without a care in the world. After all its only for the mailroom, how hard can it be?

    "What do you know about the company we run?" Anya questions eyeing the blonde carefully like she's some kind of secret service.

    "Well," Clarke says eyes staring at the women in front of her. "It's very big"

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    34/?
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    After everything, even after everything, Gerard is still the great love of Frank's life. Frank probably knows that. Jeph probably knows that, too.

    But damn, if Jeph doesn't make him second guess.

    It's early 2005 and the thirty-seven day stretch of the Taste of Chaos tour is well underway. Frank is revelling in the nostalgic discomfort of living on top of the four other members of his band, ignoring the persistent feeling that one of them is fighting a long played out battle of self destruction. Finding solace on a bus just across the lot, Frank comes to realise that old habits die hard, and some vices are likely to lead him down the same path, if only he could remember.

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    12/?
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    What secrets lie behind the mystery that is Miss Mary Poppins. Is she really "practically perfect in every way" - her dear friend Bert knows the answers.

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    Gerard, a nineteen year old with already way too many issues, still feels affected by a toxic relationship he had had when he was fifteen. After breaking up with his former best friend and girlfriend Lindsey, he meets Bert, the first person who really understands what he’s going through.

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    5/?
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    Frank is confident he can make a better life for himself somewhere else. Things are harder than he thought, and with little street sense, it’s hard to tell the good guys from the bad.

    (This is the prequel to "Who Buys a Husband Online Anyway?!”)

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    After Frank calls his safeword on their relationship, he's moved out to clear his head and left Gerard by himself. And after a night of regret and clear-headed realisation, all Frank wants is to be back with his demure and cold-facade politician of a Dominant. But does Gerard take back his flaky submissive? Does Frank get his second chance to delve back into the dark and twisted lifestyle Gerard has plunged him into?

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    Chapters:
    27/?
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    Paul asks the twins to wear something special for a show.

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    - After watching 'Mary Poppins Returns', I absolutely fell in love with the Jack x Jane ship, and was immediately inspired by it, so, I'm creating this little series of oneshots that correlate with one another, and go throughout their lives as children, into adults. Enjoy! -

    This is part two - as indicated by the title - to the 'Trip A Little Lamplighter'

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    Conclusion of the Beauty and the Beast series. The conclusion of the battle against the villagers.

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    1/1
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    - After watching 'Mary Poppins Returns', I absolutely fell in love with the Jack x Jane ship, and was immediately inspired by it, so, I'm creating this little series of oneshots that correlate with one another, and go throughout their lives as children, into adults. Enjoy! -

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,232
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    905

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