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    Un-subsidized sex between our two favourite civil servants.

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    After the Ministry of Magic cuts lines of communication with the Prime Minister, it's up to Sir Humphrey and Bernard to take the next steps in the fight against anti-Muggle violence.

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    傻傻的小短文,写来回应2005年5月的英国大选和《哈利波特与混血王子》的开篇。

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    中文
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    Sir Humphrey不总是道德真空;Bernard的工作不总是被赏识。

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    Bernard, Jim and Humphrey as World of Final Fantasy's adorable Lilikin style (chibi) ^ - ^

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    Jim Hacker has a marvellous idea to save the British University from technological obsolescence. Sir Humphrey has a marvellous idea to save Ballie College, Oxford, from insupportable cuts to the wine cellar.

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    15
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    36
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    When someone lights a fire, you could put it out. Or you could light a bigger fire, to stop everyone looking at it.

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    Hacker decides to try his hand at some policy decisions. It's not long before he gets burned.

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    Sir Humphrey wasn't always a moral vacuum; Bernard wasn't always appreciated for his work.

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    «You’re supposed to be a high flier. Or are you really a low-flier supported by occasional gusts of wind?»

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    Title: Roof-Garden
    Characters: Sir Humphrey, Sir Desmond, DAA staff
    Genre: One-shot
    Rating: G
    Warnings: sillyness
    Summary: Pre-canon, a few days before Open Government. As we know, DAA has a roof-garden. It is useful on occasions such as sending Ministers away. Not that Mr. Sargent was actually invited to this party. In other news, on whose soundness is Sir Arnold reflecting upon this time?

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    1
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    Title: Safe Haven
    Characters: Bernard, Sir Humphrey, Sir Frank, Dorothy, Agnes
    Genre: Speculation
    Rating: PG
    Warnings: some bad language
    Summary: Post-canon, sequel to "Marshal's Baton". Times look turbulent, as pound sterling crashes through the basement floor, while The General Election is not that far away. And adding insult to injury - what is Mrs. Agnes Moorehouse doing in London?

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    • Part 4 of BW1
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    Title: Marshal's Baton
    Characters: Bernard
    Genre: Speculation
    Rating: PG
    Warnings: none
    Summary: Post-canon, sequel to "Strategic Hell". This time, somehow, Clouds of Good Fortune are really starting to gather over Bernard's head.

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    • Part 3 of BW1
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    2
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    1
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    It's a good day to bury bad news. And for Sir Humphrey to indulge his secret RPF habit.

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    Advisory: sexism.

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    Just a quick window to a cock-up-full day in the ministry that now has two cock-up machines - the Ministry for Administrative Affairs and the Department for Social Affairs and Citizenshit, sorry Citizenship.

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    Set in an AU where Harry failed, and muggle troops are aiding in the war against Voldemorte, the Minister for Magic, Jim Hacker, has a problem.

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    "Yes Minister" characters in Hogwarts.

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    Русский
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    11/?
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    Title: No gain, lots of pain
    Characters: Bernard, Sir Humphrey et al.
    Genre: Speculation
    Rating: PG-13
    Warnings: foul language
    Summary: Approx. 1 year pre-canon. Bernard starts a new job as The Principal Private Secretary under Mr. Sarget's rule without knowing much, what he is doing. He also discovers that „going to a rehab“ is one of these irregular verbs. Sir Humphrey is growing desperate to make the very directly speaking and confrontational Minister a scarce commodity.

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    • Part 18 of pre
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    English
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    1
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    Title: Bail-out
    Characters: Bernard, Sir Humphrey et al.
    Genre: Speculation
    Rating: PG-13
    Warnings: foul language
    Summary: Approx. 2 years pre-canon. More pre-Hacker adventures in DAA. Sir Desmond seeks Sir Humphrey’s help to get a state loan for Bartlett’s. Bernard, being rather bored, hires his old Oxford buddy and soon they pursue some dubious dealings. The Minister Tom Sargent has some strong words for Sir Humphrey. Tax-payers pick up the bill.

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    • Part 16 of pre
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    Approx. 3 years pre-canon. Bernard's first project in DAA, ever: the notorious mass-purchase of a s***load of paperclips! And not exactly making too many friends in the process. Also, having his first tete-a-tete with a Minister and being dumb enough to say "No, Minister" twice.

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    • Part 15 of pre
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    English
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