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    It is September in the year 1938 and Bernard Woolley is struggling through his job as a civil servant to the prime minister Neville Chamberlain. Adolf Hitler is threatening a forced take-over of Czechoslovakia and he and sir Humphrey are on hand to try and pull Britain through the appeasement talks with Hitler. But Bernard has a feeling that this task is going to be much harder than he had previously anticipated. The life of a civil servant, apparently, is not at all an easy one.

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    Bernard and Humphrey have a new minister working in the Department for Administrative afairs, and Humphrey believes that he will be easy to house train. But for many reasons, Bernard isn't so sure. His diary will chronicle the events of his and Sir Humphrey's work with the famous Alan B'stard, the worst member of parliament that has ever walked through the coridors of Whitehall.

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    «You’re supposed to be a high flier. Or are you really a low-flier supported by occasional gusts of wind?»

    upd: added a new pic

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    Un-subsidized sex between our two favourite civil servants.

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    After the Ministry of Magic cuts lines of communication with the Prime Minister, it's up to Sir Humphrey and Bernard to take the next steps in the fight against anti-Muggle violence.

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    傻傻的小短文,写来回应2005年5月的英国大选和《哈利波特与混血王子》的开篇。

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    Sir Humphrey不总是道德真空;Bernard的工作不总是被赏识。

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    Bernard, Jim and Humphrey as World of Final Fantasy's adorable Lilikin style (chibi) ^ - ^

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    Jim Hacker has a marvellous idea to save the British University from technological obsolescence. Sir Humphrey has a marvellous idea to save Ballie College, Oxford, from insupportable cuts to the wine cellar.

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    When someone lights a fire, you could put it out. Or you could light a bigger fire, to stop everyone looking at it.

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    Hacker decides to try his hand at some policy decisions. It's not long before he gets burned.

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    Sir Humphrey wasn't always a moral vacuum; Bernard wasn't always appreciated for his work.

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    Title: Roof-Garden
    Characters: Sir Humphrey, Sir Desmond, DAA staff
    Genre: One-shot
    Rating: G
    Warnings: sillyness
    Summary: Pre-canon, a few days before Open Government. As we know, DAA has a roof-garden. It is useful on occasions such as sending Ministers away. Not that Mr. Sargent was actually invited to this party. In other news, on whose soundness is Sir Arnold reflecting upon this time?

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    Title: Marshal's Baton
    Characters: Bernard
    Genre: Speculation
    Rating: PG
    Warnings: none
    Summary: Post-canon, sequel to "Strategic Hell". This time, somehow, Clouds of Good Fortune are really starting to gather over Bernard's head.

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    • Part 3 of BW1
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    It's a good day to bury bad news. And for Sir Humphrey to indulge his secret RPF habit.

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    Advisory: sexism.

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    Just a quick window to a cock-up-full day in the ministry that now has two cock-up machines - the Ministry for Administrative Affairs and the Department for Social Affairs and Citizenshit, sorry Citizenship.

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