20 Works in Ben Hargreeves/Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves

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    “You guys seem really chill about all this,” observed Ben. “By this point most people are running around screaming.”

    “Occupational hazard,” said Klaus.

    “I’ve lost a lot of blood,” said Diego. “I’m just accepting everything at face value right now.”

     

    Allison is the best damn realtor in the business, and she is going to sell the Hargreeves Mansion if it kills her. Never mind that it’s packed to the rafters with the ghastly relics of grisly murders, or that there’s a vampire in the basement who looks like a 13-year-old, or that the medium she hired to exorcise its inhabitants keeps flirting with some of them, i.e. the one with the knives and the one with the tentacles. Or that if they all spend enough time together, they just might cause the apocalypse.

    NotSiblings!AU that is basically The Umbrella Academy as American Horror Story: Murder House, though you need not have seen any AHS to read this.

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    4/?
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    352
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    65
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    Even the smallest of changes can have a huge impact. Like a woman deciding to drive herself to the airport instead of taking a cab, leading to her untimely demise and changing the lives of twenty-four children forever. Or a dog wandering into the same park as a dying drug addict, which eventually leads to stopping an apocalypse.

    Because sometimes it’s the little things that make the biggest difference.
    --
    Or, an AU in which the Hargreeves find out what happened to the other 36 children who share their birthday, and even meet a few of them.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    18
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    81
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    16
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    The worst thing about being dead was just how quickly you forget what it's like to be alive.

    Ben had been dead for a long time.

    Or

    How an accidental compliment led to the Even Number Boys getting the happiness they deserve.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    62
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    395
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    It’s hard to make a good first impression in pajamas. People always say, dress to impress, and Klaus was almost certain that his Harry Potter sweatpants (stolen from Ben, of course) and his too-big, nameless college shirt wasn’t impressing anyone.

    Klaus extended a hand, hoping to continue the introduction with any semblance of normalcy.

    “I’m Klaus. You are?”

    The other boy stared oddly at him, but took the hand in front of him, shaking it.

    "Diego,"

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    39
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    4
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    297
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    Sir Reginald Hargreeves made them brothers. Life, death, and everything between made them more.

    He hopes, whenever he fucking is, that Sir knows.

    He fucking hopes he's disappointed. Klaus hopes he's disappointed and disgusted and horrified.

    Look at all these shiny toys you bought and broke, he thinks, as he comes straight up Diego's chest, and across his open, panting mouth - while Ben watches.

    Klaus hopes, with the petty, vicious, blue-burn manic mist, that Sir is fucking haunted by it.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    62
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    347
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    5536
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    It's no-pocalypse time, baby! Klaus, Ben and Diego forge a new bond for better or... eh, not so bad, actually.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1442
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    Diego can’t resist the idea of getting his hands on Klaus again

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2480
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    So like,, this is all over the place but Author's boyfriend asked for it so here ya go bb i love you, ya crackhead <3

    Series
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    5,038
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    531
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    Klaus, Ben, and Diego are running a mission when things go sideways. Very very sideways, in very bad ways, and when it comes down to losing Ben or doing something they’d never thought they’d do, Klaus and Diego make the only choice they can.

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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    8
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    103
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1203
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    As if things could get worse than Vanya blowing up the moon - oh wait, this was Klaus' life, which meant the only way things could go would be getting worse. Like appearing back in time in your pubescent body with a father who hates you. Hey, at least Ben is alive.

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    4,241
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    36
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    231
    Bookmarks:
    48
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    Ben and Diego have been kind of naughty. Klaus corrects that.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    78
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    3
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    1386
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    Stuck in the past - in their sixteen-year-old bodies no less - the Hargreeves siblings need to find ways to pass the time together. At first, it's just Ben and Klaus, reunited after years of being unable to touch. Then Diego happens. And by the time Five is invited to blow off steam, it's no longer just passing time.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    4
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    26
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    3116
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    When Number Five disappears, so did Number Four. He packed a bag, left a note saying that he was done and disappeared into the night. Luther isn’t sure how he feels about that. He knows that at the age of thirteen, Number Four is far too young to be on his own. So he looks everywhere in his free time instead of disappearing into alcoves with Allison or getting into trouble with Diego. When Ben nearly dies, he watches his family scatter to the wind. They think he stayed because of their father.

    He stayed so if Number Four came back he wouldn’t feel alone.
    Then he was sent to the moon

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    141
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    1013
    Bookmarks:
    223
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    13827
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    “No one cares if you’re perfect, Di. Not here, not like this. I don’t care. You wanna give in to this fucking filth, I don’t care. I’ll fuck you up, Diego. I’ll fucking wreck you.”

    Series
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    4,449
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    350
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    3908
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    “Use your other hand too,” Klaus instructs, eyes closed. Diego can see the tremble in his arms, elbows bending as he brings himself a little closer to Ben, fucks his skinny little hips up into Ben’s grip. Ben does as he’s told, getting his second hand around Klaus’ cock, and twisting. “Aww, shit Benny. Just like that. Harder, you can---”

    Series
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    2,493
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
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    341
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    3786
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    Klaus is restless. Since averting the apocalypse and becoming sober he is bored and doesn’t know what to do with himself. It doesn’t help that his bed has been empty for far too long.

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    10,198
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    260
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4910
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    When Diego had decided to turn vigilante, he’d foreseen that he’d likely be shot at, stabbed, punched, and/or assaulted with any number of blunt weapons, often during the same night. He never imagined that’d he’d ever run the possibility of being kidnapped by a skinny priest in order to be sacrificed to some God of Death—

    “And Misfortune,” said the priest, “but we don’t advertise that. You’d be surprised how many people are OK with death but Not OK with a teeny bit of bad luck.”

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    3,799
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    46
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    527
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    3038
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    Five and Vanya take a vacation.

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    Words:
    1,161
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    175
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    1632
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    “This isn’t going to work,” Diego said, once everyone had stopped moaning on the grass and/or throwing up.

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    58,519
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    433
    Kudos:
    2033
    Bookmarks:
    427
    Hits:
    25354
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    "Your favorite,” he adds, unnecessarily but correctly, because leave it to Klaus of all people to know what kind of candy he prefers. He is pretty sure not even Eudora ever had any clue just how much he liked the taste of the rainbow.

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    English
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    2,307
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    490
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    2793

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