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    Barbara was aware that treating your root vegetables like your children wasn't normal. It's not like she tried to.

    Or: The first time Barbara finds out her children (vegetables) had died.

    Ready Set, Not Yet Washington DC made me cry, you have to deal with the aftermath.

    I suck at summaries, I'm so sorry

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    After the wedding, Beetlejuice manages to save himself from murder by Lydia's hand, and now everyone has to deal with the consequences.

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    1/?
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    It didn't come as a surprise that he came back so quickly - like a wound that wouldn't heal properly.

    What did surprise Lydia, however, was that it was for revenge.

    (In which Beetlejuice returns post-musical, and he's got some issues to unload.)

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    7/7
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    40
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    After a grave error in Beetlejuice’s evil plan turns him and his two ghostly friends into humans, he must learn to live for the very first time. Which proves difficult…. Very difficult.
    Now instead of battling literal demons, he’s battling metaphorical ones. Which, as he discovers, is in many ways worse.

    (Illustrated by @an.outerspace.luvrr on Instagram)

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    23/?
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    9
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    What would happen if Lydia immediately changed her mind about marrying Beetlejuice after seeing him rush to defend her?

    I couldn’t find a fic like this and I wanted one so I decided to write one.

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    1/?
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    12
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    1
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    One week after the disaster of a wedding, Beetlejuice is forced back to the Maitland-Deetz household. Only this time, he has no agenda and doesn't quite know what to do with himself.

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    3/?
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    3
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    Lydia Deetz and Bill Denbrough had many things in common, but the main thing was dead family. The losers club just didn't seem to understand what it was like to go home without the person they loved there. So when the bio- exorcist strikes up a deal to find Bill's brother in return for saying his name three times, its hard to resist. They did not realise that they were going to introduce Beetlejuice to the love of his undead life in the process.

    Really just a chance for me to write witty bisexual Lydia Deetz and married monster antics.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
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    15
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    3
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    Yes the terribly suited couple love each other but what does taking the next step look like?

    Set in Demon’s Dance universe, not required reading but it’s better if you do.

    ~Now with added 2nd chapter 👀 ~

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    No demonic entity, regardless of pantheon, shall remain in the Living World outside the following three circumstances:
    1) The entity is fulfilling a duty assigned by an Afterlife Administrator;
    2) The entity is serving time as punishment as decreed by an Afterlife Administrator;
    3) The entity is under contract to a human summoner.
    Any entity engaging in unauthorized interaction with the Living will be subjected to punishment under the laws of the Afterlife Accords.
    Beetlejuice is back in the World of the Living, unemployed, unfettered, and completely unabashed! The Administration of the Afterlife, however, is unamused.

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    3/?
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    The Deetz' are taking a vacation and find someone to move in and mind the house whilst they're away. Before they can even make it out the door though, Beetlejuice has some bad news about their breather house-sitters lifespan.

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    1/?
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    You know, Lydia's thought a lot about summoning him again, or maybe finding some other way to keep in touch.
    She never imagined the way he'd come back into her life was by keeling over on their front porch in the snow.

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    2/?
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    Scream is not a sexy movie but Beetlejuice swears it could be and Lydia wants to see if he’s right.

    Written with tour cast in mind!

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    For Lydia being best friends is easy, but being more is is terrifying. However when Beetlejuice makes a mistake, the two are forced to face their true feelings. Will fate be on their side or are they destined to be nothing more than a teenage fling?

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    Lydia is stressed about college but the Ghost with the Most so kindly offers to help her relax, unfortunately he’s a complete asshole sometimes.

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    Exactly what it says in the title.

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    10
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    When your favorite mug accidentally meets the kitchen tile courtesy of your ghoulish boyfriend, you simply spare a moment of passing sadness before going to clean it up. For some people, a broken cup is just a broken cup - for others, however, it’s a reminder of times they’d rather forget.

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    1/1
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    Beetlejuice is Lydia's number one supporter, even when she's the lead singer of an emo band (of questionable quality) in her college town.

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    “If you aren’t topless in thirty seconds, I’m breaking shit.” The Deetz family asked you to housesit for them. Adam and Barbara would be there to reign in Beetlejuice, but Charles knew he liked you best. Of course, they hadn’t figured out why yet. It had nothing to do with the fact that two weeks ago you rode his cock for the first time. Nope, nothing to do with that.

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    Beetlejuice learns Lydia is blowing him off for “new friends” she met at college and when one of them is everything Beetlejuice is not it results in the demonic poltergeist feeling unwanted by his only friend; it also doesn’t help that he’s madly in love with said friend.

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    “Our mom always told us that if we ever found ourselves in over our heads, we had to call our Uncle!”
    “Now is not the time to call a random dude we don’t even know, guys!”
    (“You do realise the moment we get out of this alive he’s going to tell mom, right?” Dipper remarked, slightly out of breath thinking about the last time they’d been in semi-serious peril. Mabel paled further, although was feeling calmer than she had been when they first escaped Mabel-Land now that they had a plan.
    “Oh God/Satan, we’re going to be in so much trouble.”)

    Or - What if the Pines had a secret ace up their sleeves in the form of one messed up family history? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Dipper and Mabel are Lydia's kids and BJ is just confused as to how the gremlins keep getting in so much trouble.

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