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    "Fairytales were real. So what if the bad guy won every once in a while? Most villains were misunderstood."

    This is an archived roleplay between guidebetelgeuse and TheArtOfSuicide. It will likely never have a clean, concise ending. Proceed at your own risk and please read the author's note at the beginning.

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    17/?
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    47
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    Elizabeth Cronin is 28 years old and starting over in a boring little town in Connecticut. No more ex-husbands, no more overbearing mothers...no more Drop Dead Fred.

    Time to put childish things aside. That includes Imaginary Friends...right? Lydia and her own Invisible BFF have other plans.

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    9/?
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    3
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    Lydia's off at college. Worried, Beetlejuice investigates new construction at her parents' house. This leads to an unexpected commiseration with Charles about women.

    This was from a challenge by a friend to write a non-Ship Beej story in under 4 hours. I wrote it in 2.

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    Not much has been said about how the duo met or what happened after the cartoon, but Lydia Deetz was about to make some choices that would haunt her for the rest of her life.
    Life is hard for those who don't fit in, and harder still for those who don't have a life.
    But, in the end, things like wanting to be loved & accepted is a universal desire for all beings, right?
    What do you do when you're faced with making a choice and there is no right answer?
    Worse yet, what do you do when you're forced to make choices that you don't want and will alter your life completely.
    This will not be easy by any means.

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    37/?
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    88
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    Not for the first time, he wanted what he couldn’t have. Barbara and Adam longed for the lives they lost; BJ longed for a life he never had.

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    Lydia's Spring Break job at Mobybucks Coffee Shop in Peaceful Pines is depriving her of sleep, sanity, and time with Beetlejuice. Add to this the return of a now rich and famous nemesis. Lydia is determined to be an independent young woman, but her last nerve is about to snap. Beetlejuice is determined to give Lydia the best Valentine's present she's ever received. To do it, he'll have to break a lot of Neitherworld Rules and wreack a lot of havoc in the Living world. But the misunderstandings and consequences may be ruinous for the girl and ghost's relationship.

    Chapters will be added every Thursday.

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    14/14
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    2
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    After creating an animated television series and a live show, Lydia's plan to pull Betelgeuse out of Hell actually works, but is it too little too late? Seventeen years is a long time apart, and Lydia has made some very dubious choices in order to cope with the loss of her groom. Beej has his own demons to deal with... quite literally. Bartholomew is still on the loose and Hell wants their escapee back. The journey continues in this sequel to Neither Here Nor There as the strange and unusual couple go head-to-head with Hell itself!
    (WIP Part II/II)

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    23/23
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    72
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    65
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    6
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    Veronica Sawyer has graduated highschool in one piece, with a shambles of a mental state and a diploma. Sometimes you have to go to the beginning to find out where you can go from here, though.

    She's just hoping not to leave a trail of bodies in her wake...

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    After following the Maitland's advice to give their new sexual relationship a 2-week rest, Beetlejuice and Lydia are going insane. Lydia's restless horniness in class is interrupted when a school principal from New York visits Miss Shannon's for a tour. But her nemesis, Claire Brewster and Miss Blithe, are making it impossible for the girl and her poltergeist to find some alone time.

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    1
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    Tiny drops of things going wrong cause an avalanche of an awful day for twelve-year-old Lydia. Beetlejuice has never seen her like this, and their two-month-old friendship shifts.

    This takes places two months after "Falling In Loathe: How Beetlejuice & Lydia Met." If you haven't done so, I recommend reading that story first.

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    As long as he protected her from that abusive bastard, she'd do whatever the dead man wanted. To her that seemed like a fair trade. Betelgeuse (Questionable OOC - He has less sleaze and grossness, but kept him an asshole and gave him some maturity)/Lydia

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    14/?
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    33
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    18
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    A wedding seemed kind of random, don't you think? Or was it really?
    A series of drabbles that explore the scenes which Beetlejuice and Lydia shared and what happened in the time gaps, how Beetlejuice's plans shifted, what drove Lydia to write that suicide note and how our lovely couple felt on their wedding day.

    --
    I read an amazing post by satsuki-chan (http://satsuki-chan.tumblr.com/post/56380022245/seeing-as-my-last-little-betelgeusexlydia-rant) that explored the theory of why Beetlejuice changed his plans from tricking the Maitlands to marrying Lydia, and I think it fits so perfectly. And I decided to write about it! So the theory is hers and this is just my own take on it.

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    2/?
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    (Se passe peu de temps après la mort de Merle) Dans son enfance Daryl pensait avoir une amie imaginaire. Mais Bettyjuice, petite soeur de Beetlejuice est loin d'être imaginaire! Et quand Daryl qu'elle considère comme son protégé demande à nouveau son aide. Elle décide de ramener le groupe de survivants à l'abri chez son frère, au Royaume des Morts. Ancien amour, délires et ectoplasme sont donc en prévision!

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    20/81
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    Beetlejuice works up the nerve to ask Lydia out for a night on the Neitherworld, but not as his best friend...

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    Lydia Deetz was never familiar with 'normality.' But, when a dead man returns from far beyond the grave and the depths of Lydia's past, any hope of achieving blissful rationality is cruelly revoked.

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    14/?
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    38
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    51
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    8
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    On the routine scare for Halloween, the Creature Under the Stairs accidently comes across Harry Potter and leaves the door back to Halloween Town open. Harry follows the Halloween monster back, changing his life forever.

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    73,350
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    20/?
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    80
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    259
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    87
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    A random section of a much larger and longer fic that has not been posted here at all and would be unrecognizable if you managed to find it on ff.net. Lydia, after going through some rough stuff in life, looks back and discovers there's a reason all the bad stuff has been happening. Here's a small part of the reason.

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    Beej and Lyds are madly in love. So why can't he get some love? Lydia firmly holds her ground.

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    1/1
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    Beetlejuice is Santa Claus at the Peaceful Pines Mondo Mall, where Lydia has volunteered as an elf in support of her favorite charity. Beej gets peeved and chaos ensues, which breaks Lydia's last nerve. To explain himself, and seduce her back, Beej resorts to a 1977 disco song.

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    1/1
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    100
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    One night while you’re on your own, a strange glowing pamphlet appears beside you, advertising a pretty risqué service.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
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