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    Beetlejuice has trouble reading. He always sort of has. He never really had to be efficient in reading, writing, or spelling; after being dead for hundreds of years, you get bored of reading the same old things. So when the Maitlands play a game of Scrabble, his insecurities shine through - and the Maitlands decide to help their demon learn to read.

    Just some fluff.

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    Lydia Deetz was never familiar with 'normality.' But, when a dead man returns from far beyond the grave and the depths of Lydia's past, any hope of achieving blissful rationality is cruelly revoked.

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    Elizabeth Cronin is 28 years old and starting over in a boring little town in Connecticut. No more ex-husbands, no more overbearing mothers...no more Drop Dead Fred.

    Time to put childish things aside. That includes Imaginary Friends...right? Lydia and her own Invisible BFF have other plans.

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    Beetlejuice makes a demon deal that gets you desperately horny for him for 24 hours straight. You find out, and get sweet revenge.

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    5 years since the events of Beetlejuice, Lydia Deetz and the ghost with the most have struck up an unlikely partnership. One that might even keep the conniving bio-exorcist in check.

    But as tensions run high with a new boy in the picture and parents breathing down her neck, she might yet learn the meaning of the old adage: "You can’t keep a good ghoul down". A tale chock-full of snakes, specters, and Satan, featuring a fashionable fortune teller, several beleaguered bartenders and vengeful prostitutes from another dimension...this is a new adventure Lydia Deetz won’t soon forget.

    P.S. Every chapter is themed around either one of the seven deadly sins or one of the seven heavenly virtues.

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    A movie night between friends

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    Takes place directly after the movie ends. The ceremony is competed and Lydia and Beetlejuice are married, but is he really free? How do the newly weds feel about each other? M for later chapters.

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    The Powers That Be knew from the start he'd be special.

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    Just before Lydia leaves for college, she and Beetlejuice grab one last moment of passion. Unfortunately, their choice of where to do it is a bad one.

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    All Jareth wants to do is mope in peace, but he is faced with an unwanted guest. A certain poltergeist finds himself in the Fae Realm and needs to find a way into the Goblin King's good graces if there is to be any hope of finding his way back to his bride he unintentionally left at the altar. Can Betelgeuse con his way out this pickle? Not without finding some common ground with his Royal Glitterness, that's for sure. (AN: Rated M for language and handsy-ness. Post both films and utterly ridiculous. Complete)

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    Not much has been said about how the duo met or what happened after the cartoon, but Lydia Deetz was about to make some choices that would haunt her for the rest of her life.
    Life is hard for those who don't fit in, and harder still for those who don't have a life.
    But, in the end, things like wanting to be loved & accepted is a universal desire for all beings, right?
    What do you do when you're faced with making a choice and there is no right answer?
    Worse yet, what do you do when you're forced to make choices that you don't want and will alter your life completely.
    This will not be easy by any means.

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    It should have been easy to say. Should have been simple to just open his mouth and tell her, ask it from her, but there was no way he could ask aloud. Not now. Not after how hard he worked at being the sexual demon she knew and expected him to be. It wasn’t like Lydia had never taken the reigns before. She was a natural dom when in the right mood, but it had been so very long since they’d played those games... (AN: Takes place in the same universe as NHNT and THNB)

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    Beetlejuice and 12-year-old Lydia Deetz have been friends since Halloween. During a sunny morning in March, an innocent game turns into a challenge that Beetlejuice wants to avoid more than anything: Opening up about himself.

    This story is third in this arc in the "A Beetlejuice & Lydia" series:

    "Falling In Loathe: How Beetlejuice and Lydia Met."
    "The King of Sin."
    "The First of Many."
    "Homework."
    "School visit."

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    [pendiente]

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    Lydia's off at college. Worried, Beetlejuice investigates new construction at her parents' house. This leads to an unexpected commiseration with Charles about women, which leads to an unexpected invitation to a party, in which Beetlejuice meets the one person he wants to kill more than any other.

    This was from a challenge by a friend to write a non-Ship Beej story in under 4 hours. I wrote it in 2.

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    Ever since his proclaimed death after the Night Attack at Târgovişte in 1462, the newly-born vampire king, Vlad Tepes (better known as Count Dracula), lived in isolation at his castle with his son, Ingeras and his daughter Mavis. Castle Dracula has since been build even bigger to house other supernatural and paranormal creatures from the outside world who wish to seek solitude away from the human populace. In 2017, a human parapsychology student, Abraham Grey, graduates from college and travels to Transylvania with his friends on a vacation. That's where they find the castle full of millions of monsters, ghosts, slashers and psychopathic maniacs about to celebrate Mavis's 118th birthday. Mavis immediately takes a liking to Abe.

    Set in an AU where humanity is aware of the existence of monsters and other paranormal forces and seemingly co-exist with them.

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    Lydia's Spring Break job at Mobybucks Coffee Shop in Peaceful Pines is depriving her of sleep, sanity, and time with Beetlejuice. Add to this the return of a now rich and famous nemesis. Lydia is determined to be an independent young woman, but her last nerve is about to snap. Beetlejuice is determined to give Lydia the best Valentine's present she's ever received. To do it, he'll have to break a lot of Neitherworld Rules and wreack a lot of havoc in the Living world. But the misunderstandings and consequences may be ruinous for the girl and ghost's relationship.

    Chapters will be added every Thursday.

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    Veronica Sawyer has graduated highschool in one piece, with a shambles of a mental state and a diploma. Sometimes you have to go to the beginning to find out where you can go from here, though.

    She's just hoping not to leave a trail of bodies in her wake...

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    After following the Maitland's advice to give their new sexual relationship a 2-week rest, Beetlejuice and Lydia are going insane. Lydia's restless horniness in class is interrupted when a school principal from New York visits Miss Shannon's for a tour. But her nemesis, Claire Brewster and Miss Blithe, are making it impossible for the girl and her poltergeist to find some alone time.

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    2/2
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    Tiny drops of things going wrong cause an avalanche of an awful day for twelve-year-old Lydia. Beetlejuice has never seen her like this, and their two-month-old friendship shifts.

    This takes places two months after "Falling In Loathe: How Beetlejuice & Lydia Met." If you haven't done so, I recommend reading that story first.

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    1/1
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    11
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