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Beelzebub and Gabriel, having recently promoted their relationship from professional to romantic, decide to test a theory.
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【好兆頭/上司組】上司們的五十道陰影 : 起初 by LysineNotGlutamate
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Dec 2019
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與別西卜的一夜激情後，加百列確信自己愛上了地獄王子。现在，他决心找出求愛的一百種方式，並向對方證明他的愛是無比真實。（提示：別西卜喜歡的求愛方式很……特別。）
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- Part 1 of 上司們的五十道陰影
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Signed and Sealed (with a Kiss) by gypsyweaver
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Dec 2019
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After the War between the Heavenly Host and the
FallenFalling angels, Heaven's Host waits outside the gates of Pandemonium for...something to happen. Eventually, Dagon challenges the assembled Host to single combat. If Heaven's champion wins, then Hell surrenders unconditionally. If Hell wins, Heaven kindly pisses off, and all further combat between the two armies takes place on Earth.Gabriel is Heaven's champion. Beelzebub fights for Hell.
Thus begins 6K years of not-so-slow burn.
Derivative works are awesome, but please cite me for the original concept and also link to my work! Thanks.
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Wie Feuer und Wasser by Jessica_Graves
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2019
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Nach der Fast-Apokalypse stellt sich für Himmel und Hölle die Frage, wie die beiden Verräter es hatten schaffen können, immun zu werden, gegen Feuer und Wasser. Gabriel geht dieser Sache nach und beschließt, eine Partnerschaft zu Beelzebub einzugehen. Gemeinsam wollen sie ebenfalls Immunität erlangen, um dann dieses Wissen an ihre Obrigkeiten weiterzugeben. Nur, dass die Suche nach der Immunität intensiver wird, als gedacht. Und die Nähe, die sie dabei zueinander aufbauen müssen, ihnen mehr abverlangt, als sie vorher geahnt hätten.
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”I expected nothing of you, I really did,” Gabriel murmured, wiping blood from his cheek.
“And you saw how well that worked out,” His lover buzzed, a wicked grin on their blood soaked lips.
The Champion of Heaven is sent to fight the Prince of Hell. He finds himself crawling back for more, and more. At what point does fighting for honor become addiction? -
50 Shades of Bureaucracy: Endings by vol_ctrl
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Dec 2019
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Twenty years have passed since the relationship between the Lord of Hell Beelzebub and the Archangel Gabriel was discovered. Gabriel has been demoted to a mere Messenger of God on Earth, and Beelzebub has been tasked by Lucifer himself to make him Fall and join the ranks of Hell. Holy wars abound in the wake of the failed Armageddon, keeping Heaven and Hell busy as Beelzebub slowly corrupts Gabriel, against their own will. Is there any way they can save their angel from Falling?
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- Part 3 of 50 Shades of Bureaucracy
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In Essence by gypsyweaver
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Dec 2019
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In another universe, the former Archangel Gabriel is Belial, king of Hell. He's doing great until Lord Beelzebub, the overindulgent Cat Prince of Hell arrives in his office with some very unwelcome news. The Archangel Remiel, Belial's main contact in Heaven, is in one of the black cells. And she's not looking too healthy.
There's only one way to save her, and he's not about to let her die without a fight.
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Gabriel has some doubts about his new relationship with the prince of hell. Well, make that a lot of doubts. Is he in her realm as the result of a mutiny in heaven? Has he merely given in to a temptation?
Or, worse: has she grown tired of him?
Meanwhile, Beelzebub deals with two unwanted visitors to head office: the very angry archduke of Wrath and the very slimy archduke of Greed.
(This fic takes place immediately after the events of “Hey Pretty” and won’t make sense if read out of order.)
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- Part 3 of Bound Angel
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Prequel to "Hey Pretty" (but it doesn't need to be read first). After Ligur returns from the dead (for lack of a better word), Beelzebub sends him and Hastur to bring her the archangel Gabriel--who seems to need a little "convincing" to finally admit to himself that he'd rather serve in hell than lead in heaven. If they're successful, she says she'll reward them with a front-row seat to the show of their wildest dreams.
And who wouldn't want to see Gabriel humiliated to his heart's delight?
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- Part 2 of Bound Angel
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Marriage(s) of Convenience by ElijahTheEmuMan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Nov 2019
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What do you do when you're in love and refuse to talk about your feelings like the several millennia old beings that you are? Why, come up with increasingly ridiculous reasons to get married, of course!
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Ineffable Bureaucracy kinky smut. Fan Art.
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Bad Enough For You by squishymorvok (aretia) for Aziraphales (arka_r)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
25 Oct 2019
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When Gabriel gets into some trouble and Beelzebub catches him, their reaction is not what he expected. Their idea of punishment for naughty behavior is more like a reward.
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Heaven's Secret Weapon by APeculiarPersuasion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Oct 2019
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If the phrase "heavenly gangbang" isn't immediately attractive I'm not sure if this'll hold much interest. Also this has a lot of fucking plot for the pwp tag but here we are
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Gabriel is lost after the stop of the Armagedon. He wants explaination and doesn't feel safe anymore.
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50 Shades of Bureaucracy: Beginnings by vol_ctrl
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Sep 2019
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After a drunken one night stand with Beelzebub, Gabriel is convinced he is in love with the Prince of Hell. Now, he's determined to figure out Beelzebub's love language and prove his love is real. (Hint: Beelzebub's love language is kink.)
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- Part 1 of 50 Shades of Bureaucracy
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Gabriel wants one thing: for Beelzebub to dominate him. But he refuses to admit it. An angel cannot want such things... can they?
Beelzebub and her dukes show him just how wrong he is--with a little help from a certain archangel.
(Please heed the warnings in the tags.)
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- Part 1 of Bound Angel
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Beelzebub and Gabriel fuck in a dank alleyway after a botched spy-mission.
Gabriel tops.
Beelzebub uses they / them pronouns, but I wrote them with a dick.
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Everyone’s a beggar by Oops_this_sucks
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Aug 2019
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The only place where angels can’t perform miracles is in the dungeons of hell. So Beelzebub takes Gabriel on a little trip there.
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What happens when The Prince of Hell takes The Archangel Gabriel prisoner? Well, things don't really go as planed.
(I suck at Summaries)
Another RP between me and a friend on my Discord Server. Reading over it n such there are a few times I've found that I said one thing in one response and something else in another that contradict each other, but lets be honest you're reading this for the smut and you don't really care.
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A collection of WIPs because I want to share my writings, but can't make promises that they'll ever be finished, and think that it's tragic to not share even the short things I've written.
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- Part 2 of WIPs, hopefully not RIPs