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    You are a recently-unemployed personal support worker living with your boyfriend, Luke Skywalker.

    Luke's father is a severely-injured veteran of a war that ended when you were just a baby, and whose own previous assistant just so happens to have quit.

    The younger of the two believes that you are the perfect candidate to take on the task of helping his dad; however, you are more than a little reluctant to spend your days working with a man who invariably seems to be in a terrible mood.

    After some cajoling (and the promise of more money than you earned at your previous job), you agree to take on the task despite your reservations.

    Is Anakin really just an ornery old man who disdains any and every form of social contact, or does his 'uniqueness' have the potential to put all of you in a supremely uncomfortable position?

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    Disc 2.

    Sophia expects a reunion with the Fayt of her childhood—a brilliant, good-natured boy, but lazy and way too in love with gaming.

    The Fayt she meets after clashing with the Vendeeni... is not that boy anymore.

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    “Do you want me to mourn, Techno?” Tommy asked, forcing the blade deeper. Staring down at him, Techno swallowed a few times. If looks could kill, had Techno been any other man, then he would be lying on the ground and dead. “I am no Theseus. I am not some myth. I am me, and you know nothing,” the blade was forced up to its hilt, “about me.” The twist to his face faded for a second, “Not anymore.”
    Techno stared down at his little brother, wondering how this could have come about—but he supposed it was his fault in the first place.
    ~
    Or, five times Techno and Tommy were brothers, and the one time Techno couldn’t recognise the young man in front of him in a thousand years.

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    A collection of flash fictions/drabbles/writing prompts in the A:tLA fandom. Will be updated monthly. You probably could have guessed all that from the title. (Rated for safety, individual ratings inside.) Will take requests of up to 1000 words!

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    The Santa that fell off of the roof that day has never been human or mortal.

    Cue naked nation respawning somewhere in Finland...

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    One time Chang used an army of child soldiers to take the dean of the school hostage and replace him with a lookalike. What a comedy!

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    Aboard the Enterprise, Spock notices when the Doctor avoids facing the viewscreen on the Bridge, when he sits furthest from the observation window in the Captain’s cabin, and recalls that he has never seen Dr. McCoy on the Observation Deck. Spock watches, and the urge to speak with the Doctor gnaws at his thoughts. 

    It is illogical to continue to dwell on the issue. Dr. McCoy has more than proven his capability as Chief Medical Officer a multitude of times, despite his phobia. As the Doctor’s superior officer, he should be content with this. However, he is most assuredly not.

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    "...as soon as harry noticed their conspiratorial glances, he encouraged them all to take up residence in the basement. after all, that’s why i bought a wii in the first place, though he failed to mention his proficiency at virtual archery."

    henry has only visited his father's rather egregious vacation home twice. the two visits couldn't have been more different.

    takes place simultaneously before both not the lake that never gives up its dead, but close enough and this crazy lazy river we call life as well as between them.

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    You and Anakin built an intimate connection a long time ago... the only problem was that you’d also just been hired by his wife to babysit his children when you began to build it. Although you grew to love him, he left you to go back to her. He had to.

    She’s died since then, though, and his daughter has been pleading with him to attend grief counselling because she’s worried about him. When he finally does as she asks, he finds himself speaking with you about his loss.

    It’s a strange surprise for everyone.

    You fear you may not be the right person to help him with this; however, he seems convinced that you’re the only one who can.

    Could this be your second chance at having a relationship with Anakin?

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    She knows who she is, and she knows Chaz has an appropriate level of respect for her career goals and shit, and she’s pretty sure she can find something in common with some of these women if she tries. There’s got to be some who are just cosplaying the glamorous blond thing in order to fit in, right?

    Still, Raf Sanchez’s girlfriend is a relief.

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    Murphy never saw this coming. And now, she feels nothing at all.

    Post-CHANGES, pre-GHOST STORY. Murphy POV.

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    With her father back in prison and her C.I.A. clearance restored, Sydney attempts to get her life back. Sark is wanted by the Covenant.

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    The few survivors of the Battle of Winterfell, and the Army of the Dead's assault on Westeros, must find different ways to survive as the situation gets ever more dire. A few unexpected beacons of hope shine in the darkness.

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    Brienne doesn’t care why it’s cold. She just knows it’s really fucking cold.

     

    A quiet evening between the Lady of Winterfell and her sworn shield, with ruminations on sex, love, and dealing with everything being awful.

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    “You know Chief,” she says, “I always get confused with Earth animals. Which ones are cats and which ones are dogs again?”

    “Well, dogs are generally bigger but—” he stops as soon as he notices the smile on her face. “You’re pulling my leg.”

    “A little,” Jadzia confesses.


    Jadzia and Ezri try to befriend Chester the cat.

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    The team: Maj. Thomas Moore, Cpt. Maureen Reece, SA Matthias Morsberg and SMSgt. Simon DeLisle. The city: Atlantis. The journey: continues.

    #12 Why Thomas Moore has a really hard time warming up to the Pegasus Galaxy? It keeps throwing stuff like this at him.

    #13 Simon DeLisle wakes up to the aftermath of collapsing on a mission and has to face a few unpleasant truths.

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    "i felt the urge to buy this for you," taekwoon says. "i do not understand why, so please do not question it and just accept my gift."
    "is... this what i think it is?"
    jaehwan keeps looking at their joined hands, his vision starting to get a little blurry and—
    "why are you crying."
    "sunbae," jaehwan says, voice strangled. "are you my soulmate?"

    or, when you find your soulmate, you get the urge to give them a gift as a means to tie your fates together. jaehwan just never thought his Gift would be a fruit given to him by someone that Does Not Want A Soulmate.

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    Jean and Rogue shared a moment. It's become something of an obsession.

    Alternate sequel to even in vegas. Way less angst, more romantic comedy, far more sex. Rogue POV.

    Unlike histoire restante, mostly ignores the events of X2 and 3.

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    It is the evening of the surprise, and Dahlia takes Zéphine into her bed — at least until they are interrupted.

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    Ever since Jean did something nice for her, Marie's all she can think about.

    A downward spiral leads to the dark power of the Phoenix.

    Pre-X2 to post-X3. Jean, Logan and Rogue POV's.

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