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    Instead of being bitten by a spider, in this universe, Peter gets bitten by a vampire.
    Wade, instead of becoming a science experiment gone terribly wrong, becomes a werewolf.

    Eventually they meet, and find that their particular crazy goes pretty well together!
    A story of love and fluff, and probably a shitload of angst as well, because these boys can't do anything without angst.

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    Wade helps Hela and Peter adapt to human society. It goes about as well as expected.

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    There's a universe out there where he accepts Ness' death, where he puts together a super duper fucking team that ultimately falls apart and finds himself an F-Word, all his own. He thinks that sounds pretty fucking sweet, but as the great Sammy J once said, this ain't that kinda movie. And in this universe, things suck, and keep on sucking.

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    5 Times Deadpool (Kuroo) called Spider-Man (Sawamura) 'kid' and the 1 time he didn't.

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    Post-Spiderman Homecoming

    Tony Stark thinks he keeps tabs on Peter Parker, AKA Spider-Man, 24/7.
    So why is it that he had no idea the kid knew Deadpool?

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    Confusion ensues when Wade blindly agrees to some random thing Peter said, he would know what it was but the boxes were yelling about steak tacos.

    or

    Wade really, really needs to get better ears. Or a better brain. Or a better attention span. Really just a lot of things.

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    Peter is a lone fairy living out his days deep in the English countryside. One morning he stumbles across a man named Wade Wilson, a hero from a far away land who offers Peter the chance to escape his lonely life and return with him to the land of dreams.

    New York.

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    Wade ended up in the weapon x program because he was institutionalized for a mental break he had at 16. The program he was sent to wasn’t legit and was actually illegal testing on people w mental illnesses. He can heal from anything but it always leaves a scar. He eventually broke out, burned the place down, and came back to take care of his foster mom, Blind Al. He started doing street fights and “soft hits” for money. He’s starting to get in over his head.

    Peter lives with his Aunt May and got bit by the spider when he was 15. He’s been patrolling a little and perfecting his web serum but frankly he kinda sucks at it and keeps getting the shit kicked out of him and falling off stuff. Somebody needs to teach him how to fight…

    It’s been a year and Wade is back in Queens.

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    Can Colossus blush? Let's find out.

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    1/1
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    When Deadpool saves Peter from a group of muggers his initial attraction turns into a bit of an obsession, and just maybe leads to him getting to know someone who he could want a future with.

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    Peter Parker had gone underground for over twenty years so he could start a family away from the spotlight. Having never told the other father about the twins he had, Peter finally thinks its time to come clean with his secrets when the kids decide to move out of the house. There's only a small list of problems that face the whole dilemma...

    • Peter Parker and Wade Wilson never dated. Spider-Man and Deadpool did.
    • Wade Wilson doesn't know Peter Parker was Spider-Man.
    • The twins, Anna and Ben, took up the new occupation of being mercenaries for hire.
    • All while Deadpool is sent out to kill the twin mercenaries despite not knowing they are his kids.

    Do you see where the problem lies?

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    Set in the same "universe" as Authority Issues.

    The reader gets worried when Colossus goes off on a mission to investigate the disappearances of mutants in a nearby town --then goes looking for him when he fails to come back to the X-Mansion on time.

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    Oh come on. Wasn’t bad enough he was finally dying? Now some weirdo made at least one quarter out of indestructible metal had to invade his new digs (read: super mutant prison) and threaten to kill the baby faced, fire flinging pre-teen ‘the man’ had locked him up and thrown away the key with.
    The only saving grace of the whole messed up situation? At least the hyper violent Hobo With A Shotgun had the hots for him.

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    "He had planned the evening entirely different. Finally a peaceful evening, finally time to just relax for a few hours.

    But who could have predicted that a stranger wouldn't stop calling?

    And worse: who could have predicted he would have such a sweet, raspy voice?"

    ~Spideypool Big Bang Prompt #35~

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    In which Wade feels like he’s no good so he stays away from Peter as much as he’s capable of. Then Peter drunkenly calls him one night, and Wade can no longer avoid seeing his Baby Boy. Hijinks ensue as Wade uses Peter’s apartment as a hideout and tries to subtly take care of Peter at the same time. Both these boys are idiots—but they’re idiots in love.

    I recently read a fic where Deadpool had broken into Peter’s apartment to take care of him. And there’s a lot of fics where Deadpool breaks into Spidey’s apartment just to have a place to rest and heal. I kind of love the imagery of Peter being shit at taking care of himself, not only because he lacks the means to do so, but also because he runs himself ragged on a regular basis trying to make ends meet (and also, he’s yet to figure out how to adult). So, it struck me, why not have our favorite Pool-boy, knowing that Spidey’s apartment is relatively safe, use his apartment as a sort of safe house and also subtly take care of him while he’s at it.

    I hope you lovelies enjoy!

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    When it comes to Deadpool, Peter never thought he'd have anything to do with him, apart from kicking him out of town. But it had been a terrible day, and Deadpool is always good at cheering him up, not that he'd ever tell him that. And he's just in town for a simple SHIELD mission, and nothing could be wrong with that. Right?

    Or: it started with tacos, as the best things always do.

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    11/?
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    peter didnt mean to.

    it was just a stupid dare, a bet. and now it's all gone topsy turvy.

    (now he has a job offer at shield, and he's not really sure what to do with it)

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    41,173
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    14/?
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    259
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    48
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    Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.

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    22/22
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    2
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    Pancakes always help the morning after

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    2
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    88
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    5
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    Nathan Summers is dead, and to the bafflement of his closest friends and advisers, he's left Providence to Wade Wilson - aka Deadpool.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    124
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    925

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