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    Inappropriate use of the secretary disguise.

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    Сборник преимущественно не связанных между собой драбблов о членах ГПВ и не только.

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    "Bertrand Markson had likely the largest, most apparent crush on someone in the history of the world since he had met Lemony in school a few years ago, and it had only gotten bigger after they both took a part-time job at the Efflorescence Flower Shop. Honestly, it wasn’t his fault Lemony was so smart, or cute (was cute the right word? Lemony was better with words) or…

    Bertrand’s thoughts were interrupted by the door flinging open, and a woman storming into the shop.

    "Oh, look, Bertrand. It’s one of those flower thieves." "

    In which Bertrand has a crush, Lemony also has a crush, Beatrice is her vivacious self, and Widdershins is annoying.

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    Between three bored people, two working phones, and an unfinished crossword puzzle, this should really be easier.

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    When Violet was born, Bertrand felt like he couldn't breathe.

    When Klaus was born, Bertrand was terrified.

    And when Sunny was born, Bertrand had to keep two very curious children under control.

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    Lemony Snicket attends the wedding of Beatrice and Bertrand.

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    Beatrice dances, Lemony talks about literature, Bertrand thinks too much.

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    3
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    Беатрис танцует, Лемони рассуждает о литературе, Бертран слишком много думает.

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    Русский
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    Lemony Snicket has had enough of Bertrand Baudelaire and his altruism.

    Series
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    100
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    1/1
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    2
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    9
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    1
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    [so beatrice is nicholas, lemony is elizabeth, violet is annie, klaus is hallie, bertrand is the absolute worst at being meredith because he is a Genuinely Nice Person so honestly he’s really not meredith at all, and those parallels are all a little loose anyway because i moved places and conversations and character roles and basically everything around, everyone is just a mess. where is vfd????? i sure don't know.]

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    Lemony receives a letter after coming back from his exile.

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    4
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    20
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    Лемони Сникет на свадьбе Беатрис и Бертрана.

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    Lemony Snicket, an old man, meets someone he doesn’t expect, and reflects on the people he loved.

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    drawing of a half-remembered dream

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    Lemony Snicket is in the middle of his transformation into a vampire. He is confused, distraught and melancholy. Fortunately, two well-intentioned people are willing to help him in such a difficult situation.

    Language:
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    Bertrand experiences his sexual awakening in a very awkward way.

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    Um dos poucos pertences pessoais que ele guardava era o velho porta-retrato.

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
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    ‘Tryst’ is a word that is commonly used to describe a secret rendezvous between lovers in a private setting that is potentially impolite or salacious to mention in polite company. For example, if I were to announce that I was invited to the house of a woman who had recently married and had her first child to a man who was not myself, that may be considered strange, but not damning. However, if I announced I was joining said beautiful woman for a tryst after her daughter had been put to bed, I would be far more likely to be punched in the face by that woman’s husband or a close confidant of that man.

    The tryst that is being described in this story is one of a rendezvous of lovers, and is definitely considered impolite to talk about in high society unless one lives in a very liberal society that has recently been made aware of the evolving nature of love and sexuality, or at least a society which only pretends to pay attention to the lives of others, even when the opportunity for gossip emerges. Tragically, very few of these societies are present today, and even fewer are present in this story, so this tryst was also a secret.

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    One of the few personal belongings he keeps is the old framed photograph.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    5
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    25
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    1
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