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    The Autobots have done the impossible and won the war. While they argue over what to do with their enemies, Optimus hopes to offer his people a better solution.

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    27,525
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    9/?
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    41
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    Cosmos and Beachcomber try to drink fuel but can’t figure out how to get it through Cosmos’s bubble.

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    2,428
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    1/1
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    4
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    5
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    2
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    42
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    Life in the minibot tribe could be boring, but thankfully for its leader, Bumblebee, adventure is about to fall into his lap. AKA my obligatory Barbarian AU featuring Starbee. On Hiatus

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    9,305
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    10/?
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    14
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    94
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    8
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    1154
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    Chapter 9: "Endless Reverie": Ratchet x Nickel... a sequel to "Hidden Gems".
    Chapter 10: "The Farm": ~'Sides and 'Streaker had a farm. E-I-E-I-O~ ~And on this farm they had some Insecticons. E-I-E-I-O~
    Chapter 11: "Desert Mission: Part 1". Prowl, Red Alert, and Smokescreen negotiate a treaty with Grimlock, the leader of a tribe of savages whose territory abuts that of their colony. Trapped at Grimlock's fortress by a sandstorm, the colonists are treated to a night of Dinobot hospitality.
    Chapter 12: "Rodimus Grundy": The author's thoughts and one of my favorite nursery rhymes-Frederick Winsor style!
    Chapter 13: "Desert Mission: Part 2": Jazz's bitter past. Prowl's solution. Rhodos' future.
    Chapter 14: "Intimacy, Disclosure, Profference, Devotion": Ratchet x Nickel... again. I will go down with this ship.
    Chapter 15: "Mystery Cybertronian Theater 3000": We've secretly replaced Tom Servo, Crow, Gypsy, and Cambot with Skids, Swerve, Nautica, and Rewind. Repeat to yourself 'It's just AU. I should really just relax.' No movies were riffed in the making of this AU.

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    Chapters:
    15/16
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    6
    Kudos:
    47
    Hits:
    801
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    Optimus Prime wishes to enlist the aid of the Nuns of the Solian Order to fight the Senate, and his former friend, Megatron. But the virgin Nuns require that he must first pass three trials...and then he must deflower them.

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    77,014
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    61
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    131
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    4199
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    What happens to an asexually-reproducing species when it suddenly and unexpectedly becomes sexually-reproducing? How do you end a millions-of-years-long war? Compare and contrast humans and Cybertronians. Change or die. Also, see above quotation. This story is a biography of the OC Borealis on the surface, but is in fact about Optimus Prime – much in the way that when some people say, “As you wish,” what they really mean is, “I love you.” Prowl also decided to become a prominent character. :D

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    478,660
    Chapters:
    82/?
    Comments:
    473
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    72
    Hits:
    8571
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    Hook and Scrapper planned a lovely dinner, but unfortunatly the meal isn’t great quality, luckily, they’ve got a back up dish

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    11
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    96
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    The Autobots and their allies shake something loose in DC, and prove that not everybody is still refusing to listen.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    235
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    Knowing Beachcomber is fraught with peril. Embarrassing peril.

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    1,408
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    103
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    Peace has finally come to Cybertron and a peace between the Autobots and Decepticons has occurred. However, 75 years later, Decepticons and Autobots get a letter asking them to attend the about to be open Hope's Peak Academy as teachers for the new students. They go, however, they end up trapped in the academy and the only way out is to kill each other. Oh, and there's a talking bear as the headmaster.

    Current Chapter: Chapter 6: Plan of Action

    Note: I'm currently suspending the story to edit the previous chapters, mainly the trials.

    Language:
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    322,732
    Chapters:
    89/?
    Comments:
    553
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    6714
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    Cybertron is dead, the Matrix is disintegrated; and Prime, Megatron, and Elita are somehow supposed to keep their heads in all this mess. Jetfire and the 'Structies head teams down to explore their dead home. What they find there will change every transformer forever.
    [Book-- well OK, novella-- Number 2 in the Transformation Saga]

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    22,753
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Kudos:
    2
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    More ficlets set in Playswithworms' Project: Reset!verse!

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    5,718
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1234
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    A collection of prompts given to me by various people: Jazz/Bluestreak, Blaster/Bluestreak, Megatron/Optimus, Blurr/Shockwave, Bumblebee/Cosmos,...

    71. Prime - Wheeljack/Bulkhead- Cleaning up a mess
    72. Prime - Bulkhead/Miko-turned-bot/wheeljack - “Bulkhead! Wheeljack! More! Frag me Wrecker style!”
    73. TFA - Megatron/Optimus Prime- In captivity
    74. G1- Breakdown/Prowl - You can’t hide.
    75. G1- Prowl/Jazz- Cultural Misunderstandings
    76. TFA - Jazz/Prowl - What Happened?

    Series
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    31,866
    Chapters:
    76/?
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    606
    Bookmarks:
    35
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    22605
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    Perceptor has been ignoring his heat, and now he is past the point where it could be handled by himself—so he gives himself over to the 'capable' mecha of the Arc.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    54
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    936
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    Both Autobots and Decepticons are competing tribes similar structure like that of Vikings, Towerlings are a tribe of an new settlement. Tower is like a sylvite crystal in appearance

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    English
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    18,255
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1273
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    A collection of random TF Drabbles I've done over the years.
    Each drabble info will be given on its respective page.
    Ratings and pairings will vary

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    English
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    3,398
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    23
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    335
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    Jazz-shenanigans. Because sitting under the umbrella and just relaxing was too boring for Jazz to do.

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    1,932
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    424
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    Sequel to "Bushwhacked".

    Astrid's plans for a peaceful new start in Alaska - her life in California all but upended after the accident that Hound rescued her from - get thrown out the window when BREME, the Bureau for the Regulation of Extraterrestrial Machine Entities, a powerful and esoteric government organization that Hound had never mentioned before, makes an offer that she really can't refuse. So now, the two are trying to figure out how to just get through the day as a couple despite the US not officially recognizing that the Autobots exist, all while working for a lawless government agency on a classified project they barely know anything about. But something terrible is in the works: some mechs in the Starscream-led Decepticon ranks are planning a mutiny, and no life is too valuable to get between them and their escape from Earth.

    (Oh, and chapters with sexytimes marked with an asterisk, if you're into that sort of thing. Weirdos.)

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    English
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    173,395
    Chapters:
    21/23
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    In which Hound severely lacks self-preservation, Mirage is moping, and Jazz is set to fix the problem between the two friends/lovers/would-be-bondmates… If Earth's weather doesn't go and sabotage his hard work, that is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,249
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    597
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    A series of kinky scenes between several couples.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,233
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2509

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