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    Of all the blasted cars at the intersection, the hijacker had to choose theirs. Typical Gotham luck. Except that they are also Waynes (and vigilantes). This is not going to end well.

    BTHB Prompt(s): Hijacked Vehicle, Hope Is Scary
    BatfamBigBang 2022

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    Lila made good on her promise. Marinette has lost all her friends. Though she has found friendship with Chloe. But you know the good thing about having nothing? You get to stop caring. So if Lila wants a little monster to cry about....well she's going to get one. But closing yourself off is a slippery slope. The class goes to Gotham for an exchange program(because that's how Daminette stories go) Damian sees Marinette closing herself off and it reminds him of how he used to be. And he would never wish that on anyone. Will he be able to help Marinette?

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    60/?
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    A collection of one-shot and story ideas centered around the Batfam.

    1. Coffee Shop au

    2. Star Wars au 
    part 1 
    part 2

    3. Vampire au
    part 1
     
     [.......]

    Dying sucked. Jason remembered the pain, the fear as the crowbar fell on him, breaking his bones. He remembered the teeth popping out of his mouth, and the bastard's laughter.

    God, those laughs were unbearable. He would have given anything to make him stop.

    What a pathetic end for a pathetic hunter: to die at the hands of a human being. When Jason thought about his death, he believed it would be something heroic, saving children perhaps from rogue vampires or out-of-control werewolves.

    He didn't think it was going to be at the hands of a clown, gone mad after seeing too much of the world beyond the Veil.

    The Universe had a sick sense of humor. He hadn't saved anyone, he had fallen into a trap, he had trusted a bitch and he was dead.

    At least no one would mourn him. When he closed his eyes, he didn't expect to open them again. But he had done it.

    "What the fuck ..."

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    4/?
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    165
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    16
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    In Gotham City, the everyday civilian doesn't really interact with the crazy, and probably dangerous vigilantes that haunt the streets. That only happens to the police, and a few very interesting people. One unfortunate soul however, finds out the hard way what it means to be an interesting person. Now he has to deal with far too many people breaking into his apartment for one reason or another. To think, this all started because of one accident.

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    8/?
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    96
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    22
    Hits:
    2018
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    Bruce gets de-aged to the age when he just took in Dick, crack and shenanigans ensue as the whole family has to figure out this new (old) Bruce

    little excerpts of the batfam dealing with their oddball of a father getting de-aged

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    English
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    3,221
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    675
    Bookmarks:
    119
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    3521
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    Nightwing pulls himself out of the Bludhaven harbor at the end of a long patrol. His equipment is used (well used) and his suit is… tattered. He also has no memory of how he got there. Honestly? That’s just the start of his problems.

    OR

    Dick Grayson comes down with a mystery illness. It will become the fight of his life while his family races to save his life.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    Just a good dad and his hyper son on a camping trip.

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    18
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    1/1
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    2
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    5
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    2
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    Tim is bored during a test. Shenanigans ensue.

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    1/1
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    It all started on a completely normal day. Birds were chirping, the sun was brooding, Jason was throwing cereal at Dick, Tim was sneaking caffeinated tea. Honestly it was a normal morning.

    Bruce should have taken that as the first sign that something was wrong.

    Or maybe Harley Quinn knocking his door in yelling about dates.

    That was definitely not good.

    It was too damn early for this.

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    5/?
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    Have you ever wondered what the batfamily would be like playing Minecraft? Oh you haven’t? Well I and a bunch of other people have so join me as I explore who of the batfamily would be an adventurer, who would live in the mines, who would pick flowers and almost die all the time, who would dig massive holes for no reason. But also there’s plot and angst. Because why not.

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    5/?
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    2
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    Helena Wayne inadvertantly travels to an alternate universe. The good news: this proves that the multiverse exists. The bad news: she's stuck. Which is how she ends up living with her Dad's doppelgänger, a man that is nothing like her father and seems to have a bit of an adopting problem. Navigating her new life full of familiar faces is difficult, especially when the differences between the two worlds just keep stacking up, but Helena is beginning to realize that there are a bunch of people who have her back.

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    10/?
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    “You’re a crime boss.”

    Somehow, Hood managed to convey how unimpressed he is through pose alone.

    “And you want an accountant.” Simon really tried to keep the incredulousness out of his tone. Tried. Turns out, all his self perseverance has been wrung out and evaporated in the past ten minutes.

    “Oh fuck off,” Hood waved a hand. “You ever tried running an entire crime empire all by yourself in the worst part of town?”

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    ... and one time Jason Todd did.

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    Aka how the (relatively) normal civilians of Gotham sees and interacts with the Red Hood.
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    On a rainy night, Dick Grayson has a meeting and quickly gets in over his head.

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    1/?
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    Two kids, both raised by their parents to become living weapons from the day they were born.

    Also, they both suck at connecting with people.

    Cassandra Cain has just lost the person she was closest to, Clayface, an ex-criminal. Only with him she could feel vulnerable because they both thought they were inherently evil. He was killed by Batwoman a member of a team they were in. Now she lives in Leslie Thompkins Medical Clinic, where she attends therapy and is taught by Barbara Gordon. She hangs out with Stephanie Brown but she can't be herself with her.

    Damian Wayne is an annoying, condescending brat. But he tries not to. Usually. He's also a vegan and a passionate pet owner. Alfred and Bruce insisted on him attending a public middle school which he begrudgingly does. But he's not there to make friends or even acquaintances. He's there because he has to. But one day, in his English class, Damian notices someone. Jonathan Kent, Superman's kid, whom he teamed up a few times with.

    Damian and Cassandra meet again at Wayne Manor (last time she wiped the floor with him) and some understanding starts to form between them.

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    1,846
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    1/?
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    16
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    3
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    It starts with his firstborn, as most things in his life tend to.

    Bruce Wayne, the man who'd strictly forbidden metas and mythical creatures from wandering the streets of Gotham had gone out of his way to accidentally adopt a whole hoard of them.

    Or, Bruce is incredible at solving cases but figuring out that his children are supernatural entities? Not so much.

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    English
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    2,125
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    136
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    855
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    After getting strep throat one too many times, it's decided for Tim's own good that he should get his tonsils removed.
    And he is less than pleased about it- but so is the rest of the Batfamily once they find out why Tim keeps getting sick.
    Fortunately, they are determined for this to at least be the most interesting recovery time of Tim's life.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
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    57
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    606
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    107
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    7679
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    Jason Todd fears fatherhood, but when a baby is kinda thrusted into your hands he is forced to be the thing that he fears to be, and is super totally awesome at it.

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    English
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    2/?
    Comments:
    9
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    651
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    In which Bruce Wayne rapidly discovers why the average number of children per household is only 2.5, AKA, where I keep all my batfam oneshots until one day, I'll die.

    Updates sporadically, send drabble requests to the comments or my tumblr (although I might not do all of them, sorry!)

    Language:
    English
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    6,279
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
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    123
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    16
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    1647
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    "Really, Titus", Damian rolled his eyes, putting his pencil down, "you'd think they'd have made their moves by now. They're so hopeless, it almost makes me feel sorry for them. Maybe you can help, considering how often you're with them"

    The last part of his sentence had been meant as a joke, but the second he said it, a lightbulb went off in his head.

    "Titus", he rubbed his palms together, nearly cackling like the evil genius he was, "what say help out Grayson and the rest?"

    He took the happy bark he received as assent.

    "Then let's get to work!"

    Or, Damian is tired of his family's pining and decides to do something about it. Feat. Ultimate Wingmen Titus and Krypto, Voice of Reason Jonathan Kent and a series of zany antics as they try to give the Batfam and the Superfam the happy endings they deserve.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    240
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    1173
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    The entirety of Gotham City waited in anticipation for the Annual Wayne Manor Tour, the two weeks of the year in which the doors of the Manor open to the public for educational and historical tours of the Manor and Grounds. Spots on the coveted Tour were impossibly rare, but the city is curious and eager to get an insight into the lives of Gotham's reclusive Royal Family.

    Duke Thomas forgot about the tour. Granted, it was easy to forget about a tour of your own house.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/8
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    238
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    2587

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