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    Just fanfics not connected to any of my series

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    Because we absolutely needed another "Bruce Wayne gets turned into a cat and learns the value of cuddles" fic, right?

    Right?

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    34/?
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    "What do you think?"

    Jason thinks if he were ever so close to that bomb he’d have been blown up to high heavens and there wouldn’t have been a body to bury or come back to, but he can’t say that, so he just says “oh you know Dickie, I think this is all going to go so, so horribly wrong.”

    He had enough bones to pick with Bruce already, he really didn't need to add "trapped in a hallmark movie" to the mix, but he also doesn't want to watch the man blow up again.

    There is a Bruce Wayne that has to spend a jolly merry time with his family this Christmas, or Die. Inspired by Surviving Christmas (2004) in the loosiest sense

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    9/?
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    42
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    6
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    Joker discovers references to Batmite after he hires someone to hack into the Bat computer to figure out how he can continue to mess with Batman. Joker, upset that Batman has a villain who appears more obsessed with Batman than he is, confronts Batmite and hilarity ensues.

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    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    Bruce narrows his eyes and almost tilts his head in confusion. His Batsuit is drenched in rainwater, making it impossible to glide. “Where is Robin.” If this… thing doesn’t start answering his questions he’s gonna start punching.

    The thing giggles. It's smile widens, revealing a maw with too much teeth. “Silly, Batman! That’s not how it works.”

    A ninja star in the shape of a bat is thrown at the anomaly who disappears with a FWOOM! right as the projectile makes contact.

    “I’m Bat-Mite by the way.” the voice says behind him. How it crept up on him, Bruce doesn’t know.

    “Here’s what’s gonna happen: You, Bruce Wayne, The Batman, Vengeance, Gotham’s Dark Knight! You, my friend, are gonna learn.

    __________________

    When the fifth-dimensional being named Bat-Mite decides to sow chaos in Gotham City, Batman and Robin were immediately on the case. Robin regrettably gets kidnapped and held hostage by Bat-Mite, and Batman reluctantly enlists the help of Superman, who has faced Mr. Mxzyptlk in the past. Will they be able to save Robin in time? Or will Bat-Mite prevail?

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    1/?
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    2
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    15
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    2
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    Batman is forced to fight all of the people he knows in his past present and future villains and heros included in a tournament

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    349
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    1/?
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    4
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    What does a lobster thermidor, a gallon of milk, and a body swap have in common? A trip to the Watchtower med bay.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    15
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    128
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    13
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    2,359
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    Clark has a much smaller Batman on his hands. Literally. (Tiny plastic Bruce is having a great time, and is exactly as difficult to work with as the tall one.)

    Bruce is in a simpler, brightly colored world where Dick and Alfred give him spontaneous hugs and Superman is practically a stranger. But hey, the Batcave has a lagoon now.

    Bat-Mite has a 5D video camera and popcorn. Game on.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
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    101
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    6,136
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    This is a series of very short stories about files that Batman keeps on his computer that no one is supposed to see and scenes of people finding them.

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    5/?
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    Una historia de las aventuras (sexuales) del Caballero de la Noche, atravesando un extraño desafío impuesto por la nueva Emperatriz Joker.
    *Esta basado en varias de las series animadas, películas y comics de Batman, pero no tiene una consistencia particular (en resumen, una amalgama - no intentes pensar mucho en un canon particular).
    *Inspirado por "Batman One-Shots/Writing Practice" por GothamKnight y "Gotham City" por Random_bleh_stuff

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    1
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    1,112
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    “You have to learn your own lessons,” Bat-Mite said, slowly, as if to an idiot. “Listen, I promise it’s a good plan. Thought-out and everything. I send you places, you learn some lessons, bam! Better Robin. Foolproof.”

    Send me places? And where, exactly,” Damian drawled, “would these places be?”

    “Well that depends on the lesson, doesn’t it?”

    “Humor me.”

    “I was thinking different dimensions, maybe some time travel?”

    Damian’s stomach dropped, and a spasm of wariness flashed down his spine. His Father. Damian had to contact Batman. He forced his stance into something resembling casual and strolled to the bank of monitors connected to the Batcomputer. He said, “So your grand plan is to trap me in a different plane of existence so that I can—what?—be a better version of what you think Robin is? Shall I learn to improve my delivery of bad puns? Perhaps heighten my dramatics. Wear scaly panties. Or maybe some reconditioning to be a good, obedient Robin that does everything he’s told.”

    “Nah,” said Bat-Mite and flopped to his belly, kicking his feet in the air. “Too obvious.”

    Or: the one where Damian travels across space and time.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    35
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    “Is that the batcycle?” asked Black Canary, placing a hand on the motorbike, “Wow, Batman really spares no expense.”

    “Do you ride?” asked Batgirl.

    Black Canary scoffed.

    “Do I ride?” she repeated back, “Here, move over.”

    Batgirl grunted as Black Canary placed a hand on her chest and forcefully pushed her farther back on the seat. Black Canary then quickly mounted the bike, forcing herself between Batgirl and the handlebars. Batgirl let out another grunt as Black Canary’s butt finished forcing Batgirl farther back on the seat, where she instinctively grabbed the sides of the seat for balance.

    “If I were you,” said Black Canary over her shoulder, “I’d hold on a little tighter than that.”

    Batgirl didn’t respond for a moment, but when the engines revved to life she found herself quickly throwing both arms around Black Canary’s torso and hugging her tight as they sped off. Batgirl ducked her head under Black Canary’s blonde hair waving in the wind. She did her best to keep her cool and not think about how incredibly beautiful the woman she was clinging onto was.

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    “Aw,” frowned Bat-Mite, “Robin! That’s so mean! And after all the trouble I went through to bring you this.”

    Bat-Mite produced a large present wrapped in pink wrapping paper with a big red bow.

    “I don’t want your stupid present!”

    Bat-Mite’s lower lip trembled as his eyes welled with tears. He tilted his head back and let out a loud wail as he sobbed and sobbed.

    “Was that really necessary?” Donna asked Dick angrily.

    “Yeah,” said Wally, “What’d this guy do to you?”

    “I’m telling you, he can’t be trusted.”

    “Here, Bat-Mite,” smiled Donna as she approached the small man, “I’ll give the present to him later when he calms down.”

    “You will!?!” beamed Bat-Mite, ceasing his crying in an instant.

    “Donna…” cautioned Dick.

    “We can fight him later if we must,” said Donna as Bat-Mite handed her the present, “but let’s not let paranoia ruin our hospitality.”

    “Um, Donna?” chimed in Kara, “I think the present is… hissing.”

    “Oh!” said Bat-Mite cheerily, “That’s just because it’s a bomb.”

    BOOM!

    “DONNA!” cried the other Titans.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    14
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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Continuing from Part 1, three months after The Mutant mayhem in Gotham City, the Moltenschwartz family continue to try their hardest to take care and look after their children and their new lives such as Felicity possibly going through teen rebellion with some new friends, LJ and Zofia wondering what to do with their lives, and even a new Harley Quinn and return of The Joker?

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    (AU!). A four year old Izuku meets everyone's favorite imp from the Fifth Dimension. The world isn't prepared to deal with the results…

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    11,694
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    52
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    37
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    Everything is going fine for Terry. A normal patrol, a normal fight- that is until a certain fanatic shows up to complain about "the wrong Batman". Maybe he can show this newbie how the REAL Batman would do it.

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    3/?
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    14
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    Atticus, Cherry, Mo, and Patch are called to help out The Justice Leauge for a brand new mission. However, it becomes a strange and different new adventure when they are told about a quartet called Superior Lad, Lady Sunshine, Toxic Girl, and Shocky Boy who are from a different world than their own.

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    Dick and Damian are out on a routine patrol when a familiar figure appears.

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    501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    40
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    525
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    The Harley Quinn of Earth-12 (The DCAU) is visited by the infamous imp known as Bat-Mite and whisked away on a universe-hopping adventure. All Harley wants is to go back to her world but Bat-Mite wants her to have the adventure of a lifetime. Now the two of them must navigate the DC Multiverse together; meeting parallel selves and traversing strange worlds along the way.

    Language:
    English
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    35,175
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,102

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