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    “Hey, Barbie?”

    He sighed, and then turned to look at her.

    “Yes, dirt muppet?”

    She smirked and chuckled a low, raspy chuckle, and then she looked him in the eyes. He would never get tired of looking at her eyes; they burned, they looked like fire and ashes and the birth of a star and death and chaos and life.

    “For, uh, for what it’s worth, Ken, I think the universe will remember you too. I will, at least, and that’s gotta count for something.”

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    This is why Ken was meant to lead Blackwing.

     

    Or, a classic escape plan lead by amnesiacs with dark senses of humor.

    You know, the usual.

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    Wayhem gets adopted by reality altering super beings.

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    (because the best love songs are written with a broken heart)

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    Todd slumps against the door once it's closed behind him. Amanda is never going to believe this. Todd hardly believes it. The idea that Dirk Gently was in his house, wearing his clothes, and Todd spent that time wondering about apricots in honey, it seems so stupid.

    There's a knock on the door and Todd jumps in fright. It's Dirk, looking a bit sheepish. Todd can hardly believe it. "You came back." He says.

    Dirk smiles, for a second. "I forgot one of my bags."

     

    (or the Notting Hill AU where Dirk is a nervous TV star and Todd is an ex/aspiring musician who just spilt coffee all over him)

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    Ken sits up properly against the door and runs his hands down his face. "You scare the shit out of me." He moans.

    "It's my job, Kenny Boy." Bart tuts and kicks her gun towards him, almost a sign of peace.

     
    (Or, the one where Bart is a trained assassin and Ken is the FBI agent assigned to catch her.)

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    A collection of as many Brotzly/Kurlish/Faranda prompt fills I can do because I have lots of writers block to work through and short stories are a yes. Gonna be a mix of fluff, angst, humour, and probably more heavily weighted towards Brotzly because that's mah jam <3

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    “While I’m not entirely down with the Grease reference, I appreciate the sentiment,” Dirk told Amanda. He tilted his chin up against Todd’s shoulder, looking Todd in the eye as best he could from such an awkward angle. “I’ve cracked what’s happening case-wise.”

    “You mean not happening case-wise?” Todd asked, worming his hand behind Dirk so he could put his arm around him. “None of these leads are viable. Even the realtor’s pest-control thing was a first-three-months standard courtesy. I checked with other clients of theirs.”

    “We’re trying too hard,” Dirk said. “We had two major cases come so fast and furious that we’re expecting the next one to behave the same way. What if it doesn’t? What if the most pressing concern is the one we’ve stumbled into by accident, but nonetheless agreed upon unanimously?”

    “I didn’t agree to you nerds putting a ring on it,” said Amanda, but in jest. “I have concerns.”

    “Yeah, well,” said Todd, sticking the correct earbud in his left ear, “unanimous means two.”

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    Dirk pushed past [Farah], taking the remaining stairs two at a time. He opened the front door and stepped onto the porch, only to halt in his tracks at the sight of a familiar van.

    Amanda stood with her elbow propped on the mailbox, leisurely smoking. She saluted him.

    “Hey, so,” she said, taking a final drag before pitching the joint, “congrats on accomplishing what every horny, stoned groupie between here and Chicago used to dream of.”

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    “No, but really,” Todd continued, nudging Dirk’s shoulder again, possibly a sign of subconscious reciprocal flirtation. “You’ve been jumpy like you were when we started the case. I know when something’s eating you.”

    “Not likely. If it were one as yet AWOL kitten-shark,” said Dirk, too glibly, “then you'd notice.”

    Without any warning, Todd grabbed Dirk’s tie, tugging until they were nearly nose to nose.

    “We’re meant to be here, and everything’s connected,” he said. “Just fucking tell me.”

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    Farah sighed. “This sounds… this sounds pretty implausible, but it also sounds like exactly the sort of thing Patrick believed in.”

     

    Both of them gawked at her. Even Dirk seemed surprised that anyone believed in his flighty life philosophy.

     

    “What? What do you mean?”

     

    “Patrick was obsessed with the force. He said he was part of an organization that took special interest in people who exhibited force-like abilities, so they could be studied. Force abilities hadn’t been displayed in anyone born in the past hundred years outside of the organization, and that fascinated him. Even after he left and became part of the resistance, the concept of the force enthralled him.”

     

    Todd was about to reply to what Farah had said when he saw the expression on Dirk’s face– he was pale, much paler than usual, and he looked drawn into himself like he’d just remembered something important and terrifying. The expression scared him.

     


    a Star Wars AU will a little less force and a little more mystery than originally intended.

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    "Hello." Says Svlad, and there's something wrong with his voice.

    A part of his shirt falls away when Svlad turns to look at Colonel Riggins and Bart sees the glint of metal, the dots of grating, finally registers the odd noise as the whir or wiring and gears.

    Bart realises what's so wrong with Svlad. "He's an android." Bart says, slowly.

     

    (In which Blackwing created androids, but didn't realise that the androids could be programmed to want revenge.)

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    Bart thinks she's become nocturnal. Can't sleep in the darkness, more alive than ever in the darkness, afraid of the light. Light ensures her survival. In the darkness there is no voice in her head begging her to kill the man on the other side of the table.

    In the darkness she can cry about wanting to kill the only person she's ever really loved.

     

     

    (Bart reflects on returning to Blackwing and on Ken)

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    The universe is angry, the universe is at war with itself. Something happened. Something that wasn't supposed to happen. There was a shift in the balance, and now Marzanna has been sent hurtling down into the depths to compensate for something being flung upwards into the sky, higher than they should ever go. The universe is trying to save someone - Project Icarus - and has decided that Marzanna is worth sacrificing.

     

    (The universe makes a mistake, and that mistake needs to be fixed)

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    'I can be your hero baby
    I can kiss away the pain
    I will stand by you forever
    You can take my breath away'

    Panto has been pining over Silas for months, so Bart gives him a little push to ask out his crush.

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    "Todd, this is Dirk." She says, bumping her shoulder against Todd's and smiling brightly at the both of them. "I was telling you about him, the other night." Amanda wiggles her eyebrows at Todd.

    Todd gets the gist. He's finally meeting her fiancé. Thank fucking god.

    And.

     

    Oh no, he's fucking cute, fuck.

     

     

    (Or, five times Todd let his life become a goddamn rom-com, and one time he took control)

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    Dirk Gently, Pirate AU

    Just a quick one shot of a pirate AU. Dirk is Captain, Todd is his first mate

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    She plays the guitar as though she was born with it in her hands—like it was a part of her own body.

    Kurlish Week Day 2: AU

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    She didn’t think touching could ever be a good thing.

    Kurlish Week Day 1: 'Touch'

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    “Oh, come on, how’d you get me that time?” he whined, dropping his remote and throwing his hands in the air. “You weren’t even looking at me!”

    She shrugged, but she looked brighter than she did before. Maybe all she needed was a bit of familiar grounding violence. “Guess I’m special that way.”

    Kurlish Week day 5: 'Domestic'

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