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    This is basically my version of Season 3 so buckle up and get ready for a wild, crazy, holistic ride. And oh, keep an eye out and pay attention to "irrelevant" details...

    They've got a new case. But this time they're finally going through it as Detective and Assis-Boyfriend.

    When Todd's neighbor has a ghost in her apartment Dirk and Todd come to solve the case. Except they solved it much sooner than they anticipated, at least part of it. The universe is just getting started. This is just the tip of the iceberg, actually, no. It's the whole iceberg in the Arctic Ocean.

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    27/27
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    26
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    Dirk wakes up, and finds that he has no longer got hunches. Instead, there is a Blackwing alarm. He finds out that Mona can no longer change shape, and Bart is mysteriously missing. When the Rowdies start causing deaths, they realise they have to find a solution.

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    1/1
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    “Hey, Barbie?”

    He sighed, and then turned to look at her.

    “Yes, dirt muppet?”

    She smirked and chuckled a low, raspy chuckle, and then she looked him in the eyes. He would never get tired of looking at her eyes; they burned, they looked like fire and ashes and the birth of a star and death and chaos and life.

    “For, uh, for what it’s worth, Ken, I think the universe will remember you too. I will, at least, and that’s gotta count for something.”

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    9
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    1
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    Описание:
    Небольшая зарисовка об отпуске, коктейлях и о самых красивых ногах
    Посвящение:
    Нашей холистической секте, кому же еще :)
    Примечания автора:
    Давненько меня так на творчество не пробивало. Даже "Доктор" не вдохновлял меня так, как "Дирк", которым я, неожиданно для себя, зафанатела очень быстро. Небольшие каникулы дома, и новый музыкальный сборник, где оказалась песня Шакиры "Try Everything", вдохновили меня на такой летний и немного сумасбродный мини-фанфик.
    Музыка:
    Shakira - Try Everything
    И немного:
    Mika - Talk About You
    Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight (Abbey Road Sessions) и та же песня Kiss Me Once Tour Remix
    Пикча для вдохновения:
    http://c7.alamy.com/comp/CWNRKW/a-woman-doing-a-handstand-in-the-water-CWNRKW.jpg (и пофиг, что это женские ноги)

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    Trapped and alone once again at Blackwing, Bart’s still waiting for a sign from the universe about where she really belongs. Amanda's strange visions of a woman who needs her help prompt the Rowdy 3 to rescue her from the clutches of their oldest enemy.

    After losing Ken and Panto, Bart’s hesitant to trust any more friends the universe puts in her path. But maybe the punk life is exactly where she belongs. Maybe a holistic witch is just the answer she'd been looking for.

    (Or - how a murderous dirt muppet joined a weird supernatural punk family)

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    57
    Kudos:
    24
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    4
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    228
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    “I read what I need to read. Just like I eat food when it comes to me, and find cars that start when they’re supposed to, and drive to wherever I gotta go.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    102
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    45
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    2
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    reboot 483
    This is the bad place!” cries Dirk, again, and Friedkin just about catapults himself into the sun.

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    Buzzfeed Unsolved AU: Dirk and Todd are paranormal investigators with a relatively popular youtube channel. When they decide to go visit a supposedly haunted house in Todd's hometown (and bring Amanda along with them) things go a bit different than usual.

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    1/1
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    The universe is contagious.

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    1/1
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    Todd and Amanda have the most boring lives in the world. They miss class, smoke pot and hate everyone. One day, a new kid arrives at the school, and from there, things get weirder and weirder. And they will have to save the world they know and don't know, or at least try it.

    This is my part for the DGHDA Big Bang <3

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    Chapters:
    11/11
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    13
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    “While I’m not entirely down with the Grease reference, I appreciate the sentiment,” Dirk told Amanda. He tilted his chin up against Todd’s shoulder, looking Todd in the eye as best he could from such an awkward angle. “I’ve cracked what’s happening case-wise.”

    “You mean not happening case-wise?” Todd asked, worming his hand behind Dirk so he could put his arm around him. “None of these leads are viable. Even the realtor’s pest-control thing was a first-three-months standard courtesy. I checked with other clients of theirs.”

    “We’re trying too hard,” Dirk said. “We had two major cases come so fast and furious that we’re expecting the next one to behave the same way. What if it doesn’t? What if the most pressing concern is the one we’ve stumbled into by accident, but nonetheless agreed upon unanimously?”

    “I didn’t agree to you nerds putting a ring on it,” said Amanda, but in jest. “I have concerns.”

    “Yeah, well,” said Todd, sticking the correct earbud in his left ear, “unanimous means two.”

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    Dirk pushed past [Farah], taking the remaining stairs two at a time. He opened the front door and stepped onto the porch, only to halt in his tracks at the sight of a familiar van.

    Amanda stood with her elbow propped on the mailbox, leisurely smoking. She saluted him.

    “Hey, so,” she said, taking a final drag before pitching the joint, “congrats on accomplishing what every horny, stoned groupie between here and Chicago used to dream of.”

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    “No, but really,” Todd continued, nudging Dirk’s shoulder again, possibly a sign of subconscious reciprocal flirtation. “You’ve been jumpy like you were when we started the case. I know when something’s eating you.”

    “Not likely. If it were one as yet AWOL kitten-shark,” said Dirk, too glibly, “then you'd notice.”

    Without any warning, Todd grabbed Dirk’s tie, tugging until they were nearly nose to nose.

    “We’re meant to be here, and everything’s connected,” he said. “Just fucking tell me.”

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Young Svlad Cjelli would say he was entirely comfortable with things never making sense. That was the way the world was for him always. But ghosts, vampires and murderous little girls may be a little bit overkill.

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    Chapters:
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    24
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    51
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    6
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    "Hello." Says Svlad, and there's something wrong with his voice.

    A part of his shirt falls away when Svlad turns to look at Colonel Riggins and Bart sees the glint of metal, the dots of grating, finally registers the odd noise as the whir or wiring and gears.

    Bart realises what's so wrong with Svlad. "He's an android." Bart says, slowly.

     

    (In which Blackwing created androids, but didn't realise that the androids could be programmed to want revenge.)

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    500 word drabble based off the Pintrest prompt:

    He stared at the bodies on the ground, at the girl covered in blood. Her eyes narrowed as she stood up.
    “You’re late.”

    You can't tell me that doesn't sound like our Bart. Ignore season 2 and last few minutes of season 1, this is somewhere before Blackwing came back into the picture.

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    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    When young Bart is first brought in to Blackwing, the Rowdy 3 try to befriend her.

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    18
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    56
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    3
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    593
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    Life goes on after Wendimoor. Dirk and Todd live together in the agency office and don't talk about what happened under the love spell. Bart thinks about murder, and also about fixing the universe, and how the two are connected.

     

    “I figure, stuff started to go wrong when I tried to kill you, so you’re the starting point,” Bart explained. “I backtracked back to you, and now I’ll choose a different path, and stuff will make sense again. I’ll kill the people I’m supposed to kill, and I won’t try to kill the ones I’m not, and the universe will stop being broken. Okay?”

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    1/1
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    The universe is angry, the universe is at war with itself. Something happened. Something that wasn't supposed to happen. There was a shift in the balance, and now Marzanna has been sent hurtling down into the depths to compensate for something being flung upwards into the sky, higher than they should ever go. The universe is trying to save someone - Project Icarus - and has decided that Marzanna is worth sacrificing.

     

    (The universe makes a mistake, and that mistake needs to be fixed)

    Language:
    English
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    30,711
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1420

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