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    What happened in the story of John Carter and Phaidor as told from her point of view?

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    I was not the woman John Carter had once believed me to be. “The incomparable Dejah Thoris” was a myth. She always had been and I knew that, yet I at least believed her to be good. Now I had to doubt that, and consider all the other ramifications of that myth. John Carter had loved a fantasy, but I had never objected. Likewise, I had once believed John Carter a paragon of honor and esteemed that quality above all others. Later I learned that he was not what I had imagined; nor, I now realized, was I. I had given honor no thought at all since my arrival on this planet. Just why had I reached my hands toward the blue orb of Jasoom, and then ended up here instead?

    Perhaps we all end in the hell we deserve.

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    John Carter and Dejah Thoris of the Burroughs novels are mis-directed to the world of Game of Thrones, fulfilling two separate prophecies. Carter is a Confederate officer; his ideas might be considered unenlightened. Dejah is very good at killing people, but she feels bad about it.

    Updates every Saturday.

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    Under the cover of a sandstorm death has entered into the city of Lesser Helium. Guardsman Saran Tarad leads an investigation that will uncover forgotten secrets and a plot that threaten all life on Barsoom.

    An attempt to combine contemporary pulp detective tropes with the sword and planet fantasty of Barsoom

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    Thuvia is very good at finding ways to pass the time. Friends make everything easier.

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    Born and raised in the city of Helium, princess Dejah Thoris escapes in hopes of seeing the outside world, only to be captured by a pair of monstrous Green Martians

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    The sun crested the distant cliffs across the vast expanse of sand and dirt in front of them, and in a blink the purple of the Barsoomian night was chased away by brilliant daggers of sunlight. Dejah whooped and shouted “It is three days’ ride— follow me!”

    John Carter does not know much about Barsoom, Tharks, Helium or the struggles of red men. During the three days' ride to the river Iss, and then Helium, he learns.

    Or: John Carter's Crash Course in Socio-Politic Relations Between Barsoom's Major Sentient Races: A Gonzo Ethnography.

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    Dejah Thoris prepares to get bred by a powerful sorcerer. First posted as a blog exclusive chapter on January 17th, 2019.

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    Tardos tries to get to know John more.

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    Tars has a moment of story telling for his friend's son.

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    "I believe that this was written by you," my sister of the heart said. "There are too many indicators of your authorship."

    "How can you say that?" I countered. "It is wretched prose, filled with references to inter-species sex and to extreme violence. It is a tale told by an idiot."

    "You have attempted to disguise your authorship by purposefully employing weak sentence structures, unbelievable dialog and overuse of tired tropes."

    "I am a princess, and a scientist. I would not waste my valuable time or my talents on this so-called 'fan fiction'."

    "There are 731 references to breasts, and 112 references to receiving orgasm," Thuvia pursued her point. "Your obsessions with these topics are well known."

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    In which Thuvia of Ptarth discovers an embarrassing secret.

    Submitted in response to the prompt: "characters discovering fanworks about themselves."

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    Five moments during the time that John is gone, while Sola watches over his family. And more.

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    Dejah lives in the shadow of her missing husband.

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    I finished reading LXG Volume 6: The Tempest a few weeks ago, and I was immensely disappointed. The story was shit, the characters were flat, and the whole thing was just a real crappy way to end a saga.

    So, I have decided to write my own ending. With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the blackjack!

    Starting with the revelation of the Antichrist's identity, I'm putting my own spin on how LXG should have ended out, and hopefully do it with the same creative storytelling spirit that the series started out with.

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    This will be a collection of first chapters for stories I'd like to tell, eventually.

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    Thuvia's thoughts, the morning that will begin a new journey for her life.

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  16. The Extraordinary Presidents by

    Fandoms: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Hamilton - Miranda, Johnny Appleseed (Folklore), Johnny Tremain - Esther Forbes, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow - All Media Types, Sleepy Hollow (TV), POE Edgar Allan - Works, Gravity Falls, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Seth Grahame-Smith, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012), Doctor Who (1963), Clockwork Century Series - Cherie Priest, Vingt mille lieues sous les mers | Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - Jules Verne, De la Terre à la Lune | From the Earth to the Moon Series - Jules Verne, TROLLOPE Anthony - Works, Wild Wild West (TV), Gone With the Wind - All Media Types, The Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks, Nation - Terry Pratchett, The Colour Out of Space - H. P. Lovecraft, Adventure Time, Barsoom - Edgar Rice Burroughs, Django Unchained (2012), Blazing Saddles (1974), DCU (Comics), The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., Marvel (Comics), BioShock Infinite, The War of the Worlds - H. G. Wells, Stranger in a Strange Land - Robert A. Heinlein, Oz - L. Frank Baum, Citizen Kane (1941), Professor Challenger Series - Arthur Conan Doyle, The King in Yellow - Robert W. Chambers, The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Tintin (Comics), There Will Be Blood, Disney - All Media Types, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, It Can't Happen Here - Sinclair Lewis, Superman - All Media Types, The War of the Worlds (Radio 1938), Three Stooges, Flash Gordon - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Captain Marvel (DC), The Rocketeer (1991), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Der Untergang | Downfall (2004), Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982), Radar Men from the Moon (1952), Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand, BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games), Resistance (Video Games), The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951), Mass Effect - All Media Types, Boardwalk Empire, The Great Gatsby (2013), The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Mouse That Roared - Leonard Wibberley, The Beast From 20000 Fathoms (1953), Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964), Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956), Advise and Consent - Allen Drury, Advise and Consent (1962), The Day of the Triffids - John Wyndham, Little Shop of Horrors - All Media Types, Tropico (Video Games), Fantastic Four, Justice League - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), Watchmen (Comic), The X-Files, Red Dwarf, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Men in Black (Movies), The Poseidon Adventure (1972), Doctor Who (2005), Charlie Series - Roald Dahl, The Pink Panther - All Media Types, ゲッターロボ | Getter Robo, The West Wing, James Bond (Movies), Carrie - Stephen King, Carrie (1976), Battlestar Galactica (1978), Galactica 1980, Taxi Driver (1976), Scarface (1983), Friday the 13th Series (Movies), Return of the Living Dead (Movies), G.I. Joe (Cartoon), The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), V (1983), Ghostbusters (Movies 1984-1989), Q: The Winged Serpent (1982), Yes Minister, Yes Prime Minister, Jack Ryan & Related Fandoms, The Stand - Stephen King, Alien Nation, Red Dawn (1984), Battle Royale - Takami Koushun  

    23 Nov 2018

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    There are a lot of Presidents in fiction. So who's in the White House in a world where all of fiction is true? A short description of all the presidents of the United States, from it's birth to it's death.

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    Dejah Thoris comes to broker an alliance with the Martian queen, Tyr'anhee. She ends up getting more then what she bargained for...

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    "This peace simply cannot last, how long do you really think Mars will remain complacent as their world continues to die around them? They came with Venus only because the promise that their world would be spared and instead they've been used as the High Queen's attack dog, if Mars rises the only people that can stop them will be the Union of Storms and it is unlikely that the Queen of Neptune will lift a finger to circumvent the annihilation of the Moon. If she does not move against the Martians the Union of Storms will not move against the Martians and yet at every turn you yield to that woman's demands without guaranteeing that she will hold to the promises she made."

    For only a moment she entertained the idea that her son had in some way been poisoned against her, the time he spent in the company of the young Neptunian Princess warping his perception of the Alliance that the High Queen had fostered over these long centuries but all the evidence was there. Queen Beryl had only been put down by the disobedience of the Martians, three legions descending to Earth in force slaughtering anything and everything in their path until Princess Serenity had married Prince Endymion cementing a peace.

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    Teaser drabble for a Burroughs/L'Amour fusion

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    The talk that should have occurred between Matai Shang and the captive John Carter in the spectacular flop "John Carter". Matai Shang explains John Carter's true situation to him. This talk would have raised the ante for his heroic deeds.

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