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    So what if some of those recordings Duck listened to at Greenbank were from a certain seven other people we all seem to love? Let's find out.

    or: The IPRE kept trying to send messages to their home world but Earth picked them up instead.

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    The lines have been drawn, and Davenport is ready for battle. Like it not, he cares about this plane, and he's going to do anything to save it. But when his fights don't take quite the turn he expects them to, well... it's all Davenport can do to keep himself and his family alive.

    Playing the villain and Umbridge's lackey, Hogwarts just got a whole lot more complicated.

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    Seven (young and not so young) adults were looking forward to a relaxing Saturday while playing this new game. Advertised as a "RL Sims"... probably a mixup of VR and RL. No big deal, still an exciting game to try.

    Less exciting are the meteorites that are heading their way.

    (Seven Birds play Sburb AU.)

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    Since wizard's daemons often settle as birds and urban legend says that elves are separated from their daemons, no one looks too closely at the fact that Taako and Lup are both single entities, missing the other halves of their hearts. They walk like people, they talk like people, and if they're hard to read because their daemons aren't fluffing up their feathers or swatting playfully with their paws, well, elves are notoriously enigmatic anyway.

    This lasts until their first death.

    All deaths on the Starblaster are strange. When Magnus first died on the animal planet, I'morko followed right after, both of their bodies dissipating into golden sparks, a strange inversion of the natural order. The pattern holds. Year after year, person and daemon alike dissipate into a fine mist of dust, knit together by the bond engine in the new plane.

    During their fifteenth year, Taako is shot through the heart with a well-aimed magic missile. Lup screams and casts one last firebolt, spell-sculpting around their bodies, before unspooling into a fine golden sand.

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    A collection of drabbles I posted on tumblr, feel free to send in your own prompts!

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    Time passed as it always did, with Barry and Lup going to work and the boys going to school. But April school vacation was coming up and it had, by some miracle, aligned with Keats' spring break at the community college. After some deliberation, they'd decided to take another swing at taking a vacation.

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    The Wordless One is trapped at sea.
    One Twin who's school would never be.
    The Protector's last quest left undone.
    The Peacemaker who's truth would be re-spun.
    The Lonely Journal-Keeper forgotten again.
    So much worse than the first slip of her pen.
    The Lover stolen away from his family.
    Another Twin who happiness will never see.

    ------
    Something has changed the memory of the past and stolen the future, but the gods refuse to stand for it. These Seven aren't just anyone, they're the Seven Saviors of Faerun and the gods want them back.

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    It was always meant for there to be seven of them on this mission. Thanks to the twin's bond, there's eight. Taako didn't care how many people were around though, the only thing that mattered what that he didn't lose his sister. Thanks to the way they were rebuilt every year, he'd never have to worry about losing her again. That was all that mattered.

    Or at least, it was all that mattered at first.

    Taako wasn't sure when he started caring so much about the others, but he guessed it was inevitable. You don't go decades dying alongside the same people over and over again without a bond before formed. You can't spend a hundred years of little moments with people without those starting to mean something.

    You can't just fall in love and have all of that amount to nothing in the blink of an eye.

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    If anybody looks at the lease, they’ll see that the house actually belongs to Julia and Magnus Burnsides. But walking inside, they’d have a harder time figuring out who’s actually in charge, and who’s a weird roommate, or quasi-uncle, or just some kid who wandered in.
    They still laughingly argue about how Taako and Lup got there.
    “No,” Julia will insist, chuckling, “I’m pretty sure that I we helped them stop that bank robbery.”
    “Nuh-uh,” Magnus will laugh back, “They were robbing the bank but they liked us enough to stop!”
    And then Taako will throw a loose brick in their general direction, and Magnus will catch it and crush it, and whatever criminal they’re super-illegally pursuing will be intimidated enough to surrender right there, or at least freeze long enough for Davenport to fly into his face and knock him out.

    Oh, yeah.
    Because the Burnsides and the Taaco twins and Davenport aren’t just weird suburban roommates. They’re also superheroes.

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    What if Lup and Barry had gotten together before The Legato Conservatory and manage to keep it a secret from (mostly) everyone? Well, this is that!

    title is from "Rewrite The Stars" from The Greatest Showman!

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    A collection of the Young Angus Verse minifics from Tumbl Into TAZ to minimise frustration.

    Tags subject to change and IDK if this will ever be finished, but there will be some kind of full fiction from this sometime around half-past eventually [I have a lot of projects, sorry]

    Based on prompts from my Tumblr (internutter) where my Ask Box is always open. Even to Anons.

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    Barry meets the most beautiful person he's ever seen at a party he couldn't have wanted to be at less.

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    Barry Bluejeans was a talented medium traveling with a pair of con artists who were more than happy to help him stay in one piece as long as they got a cut of the money from his shows.

    Kravitz McAllister was a man with a vendetta against fraudulent mediums.

    They were bound to cross paths eventually.

    But what neither of them knew was that there was something much, much larger at play.

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    The Gods of Faerun have gone missing. No one knows where they've gone or what could have taken them away. But without them to maintain the delicate balance of order and chaos, life and death and fate itself, it won't be long before the world begins to come apart.

    It's time for the Seven Birds, emissaries of the gods themselves, to save the world again.

    (Set in the Emissary Davenport series, but this story can be read on its own.)

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    Some Chucklefucks went into the woods once and thought they could capture some ghosts on camera. These are their stories.

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    Angus McAllister McDonald is a 13 year old detective from the small city of Rockport. He works with the police captain, Captain Bane to solve mysteries and prevent crimes. Alongside his best friend June, and his concerned adoptive father Kravitz McAllister, Angus tends to get in over his head more often than they'd prefer.

    When Kravitz' job takes him and his son to NeverWinter, a busy and bustling city nothing like Rockport, Angus is in over his head in a completely different way. But as Angus quickly learns, he may seek out danger more often than not, but danger also has a habit of seeking out him.

    EDIT 2/2/19: Off hiatus! Updates once a week, Weds/Thurs

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    People are disappearing in Neverwinter.
    When Taako’s twin sister Lup disappears without a trace, he and their partner in crime Barry (who’s not-so-secretly in love with Lup) start out to find out where the fuck she went.
    They are accompanied by Carey Fangbattle and Magnus Burnsides, both of whom are looking for their wives- Killian and Julia- who have disappeared under the same mysterious circumstances as Lup. Also in their ramshackle party is the best detective in the world, thirteen year old Angus McDonald. He hasn’t lost anyone- not in the same way Taako and the others have, at least- but he felt it pertinent to lend his considerable skills to the cause. When they’re joined by the wayward pseudo-cleric Merle, and Kravitz- an emissary to the Raven Queen- Taako is left wondering when he will stop attracting the attentions of clingy strangers, if Barry will ever admit his feelings for Lup, and if the mysterious Kravitz is single.
    That, and of course, where the fuck his sister is.

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    Shortly after Lucretia wipes the memories of most of the Starblaster crew, and Barry's survival by becoming a litch, the two split, forming their own secret groups. Tensions grow, and both leaders in an attempt to recruit their former friends and family, end up lying along the way.

    i know i suck at summaries but its Barry vs Lucretia with tres horny boys shenanigans sprinkled in

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    This is a collection of short stories and Taz one shots. I will be taking requests, although how quickly I get to yours depends. The rest are just ones that I wanted to do, beecause this is. My one shot book and i do what i want within reason. There is no smut, but there is cursing. Also tags are subject to change. I love getting better at writing, so leave comments with any feedback that you have in the comments.

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    ...

    Lup took Barry’s hand. “Wanna watch the world end together?”

    ***

    A deep dive of each year of The Stolen Century, mostly centered around the development of Barry and Lup's relationship, with a look into the changes and growth as individuals of each member of the IPRE crew. And also, an exploration of the disturbing nature of the light of creation.

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