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    This is a Male x Male one shot request form for all TV Shows I will list and various movies, celebs, and select youtubers. More information on my guidelines and form of submitting inside.

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    113/?
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    Kudos:
    164
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    12
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    Of the two, Barney is definitely the evil twin... but when Billy shows up asking for help, there's no other real option.

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    What if the characters from BBC Sherlock, exactly as they are, were dropped into the universe of other shows, filling the roles occupied by other characters? I'll tell you what... hilarity. Or, stupidity. Yeah, I'm gonna go with stupidity.

    I've basically borrowed dialogue directly from other shows, and attributed it to the Sherlock characters. Let's be upfront- the majority of these are Sherlock characters delivering lines from The Big Bang Theory, because Sheldon and Leonard so perfectly fill the Holmes/Watson type.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1037
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    Okay, so it's exactly what it says in the tags. Barney proposes to Ted while I ugly cry behind my screen.

    "“of course – ah, yeah, that’s, that’s good – of course it’s something you said – ah! – you asked me to marry you, so yes, I’m fucking crying!”
    His eyes are burning with tears and he is reduced to a soft, sobbing mess, but Barney reaches his hand between them and uses the pad of his fingertip to wipe away his tears, and the ones that escape he captures with his kisses. He moans and whines and gasps a string of filth into Ted’s mouth, carves love letters on his skin that seep through it and into the marrow of his bones. Ted cries out and he can’t help bucking his hips against Barney, all the while clinging to his fiancé (fiancé) for dear life, not letting go, never letting go.

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    AU: Ted runs off with Robin on the day of her wedding. Barney is left to pick up the pieces. (Also on FF.net)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    150
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    Barney is overwhelmed by his divorce, and after a heart to heart with Lily, he knows he wants to be with Robin again. (Also on FF.net)

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    1
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    7
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    Set during/after "How I Met Everyone Else" (S03E05). Ted goes home with the strange man he met at the urinal.

    "“Fuck, Barney” Ted grinds out through his teeth as he bucks his hips forward, pushing himself forcefully against that wiry, inappropriate, gorgeous creature that is clutching at him, hanging onto him so tightly, like a... like a... Damn, metaphors are hard, all of a sudden. Fancy words and purple prose have always been Ted’s forte, spinning vivid tales of love and fate and destiny, but now, at this moment, he comes up short and then realizes that maybe things don’t always have to compare to something rhapsodic. And just like that Barney licks and bites his way into Ted’s mouth and Ted thinks that oh, they definitely don’t. There is nothing like this."

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    1/1
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    1
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    487
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    Set in 2020, starts at Ted's wedding.
    Goes off cannon from there.
    Barney/Robin centred; how they cope with being around each other after no contact for so long. How Robin reacts to Ellie.

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    30,152
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1827
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    This is purely self-indulgent fluff. A long piece of sexy fluff with a lot of "other stuff" because I always end up exploring their relationship instead of staying on track. That's what happens when you don't plan a story before hand. Bear with me!

    Ted makes a surprise discovery about himself and Barney is completely cool with helping him explore it. There is also salmon and love involved. Mostly the latter.

    "The first time Barney calls Ted by his full name, Ted pops a boner. At that time it’s highly inconvenient, because he is at work and sporting an erection is not really proper office attire. They have been talking on the phone, Ted sitting by his desk and Barney cruising through the aisles of a grocery store, shopping for their dinner, when Barney asks, sounding slightly distracted, “So hey, Theodore, I’m feeling salmon. What’d you think?”
    Ted is about to reply that he could be feeling salmon, too, but then what Barney said registers in his mind, one particular word resonating like a bell ringing, echoing and heart-achingly sweet, and something shifts.
    He sucks in a stuttering breath through his teeth, feeling heat rushing to his face. "

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    It's their first Christmas together as a married couple and Barney wants to make this Christmas a special one for Robin so he does. Some surprises are just as shocking as Barney making breakfast for them. 2013 and beyond, Barney & Robin's lives are about to change in the most unexpected of ways.

    Language:
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    45,112
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Ever since Ted had realized that his old feelings for Robin were coming back with a vengeance, he had gone out of his way to avoid Barney altogether; but when a sudden tragedy strikes, it forces him out of Robin's bed and into Barney's arms.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1498
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    Small changes can cause big ripples, starting on the night Robin first walks into MacLaren's. Barney/Robin focused AU based upon the butterfly effect.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    56/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    221
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    5405
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    Robin, decides to get Barney back for throwing her the rehearsal dinner before their wedding. A little AU and fun lighthearted one shot, the story dates is 2013-2018 the years after their wedding.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    "It's going to be Legen-" Barney does his typical pause that doesn't keep anyone expecting because, well, everyone knows what comes next "dary!" And there it is.
    No one is actually paying attention, no one but Ted.
    Everyone knows there's something up with them, but they decide not to interfere, to wait until they are ready, though it's kind of hard to keep their mouth shut.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    Someone -ok, who am I kidding?- Barney challenged himself to kiss another man, and he sees this as the best shot he'll have to see if a little someone -yes, Ted- feels the same as he does.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    Barney, Robin, a week in Staten Island. What could go wrong?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    17
    Hits:
    600
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    If the Ministry Of Magic, in the UK at least, outsourced their muggle related problems to a private firm what would it be like to work there? Any time the Ministry needs an excuse for something else that has happened threatening the lives of countless Magical users then the Firm steps in. Yes it has a creepy name, just the Firm because it is über powerful and in control of a lot. The Firm is staffed by characters from other fandoms, so step in have a read and see who you can recognise. I promise it’s going to be fun, I can promise you that!

    Language:
    English
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    29,803
    Chapters:
    50/50
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    960
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    In January I published a Ted/Barney fic called "Not a Priority" and it made me so sad that I have now decided to write a continuation (in two parts). Part 1 is kinda short, part 2 longer (because apparently I can't write Ted and Barney without having them do the nasty).

    Rated Explicit for later chapters.

    "It is November, on a quiet Sunday night where the air is crisp with the promise of frost, when Barney finally snaps. Ted has just called him his best friend, and that would have been great if it hadn’t been for the context. Ted wants something from him. He almost always does. "

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1091
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    All my crossover-fanvids on NatM. Each chapter - new video.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    321
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    Robin’s moving back to New York, Barney still doesn’t have a real job, Lily’s along for the ride (for now), Ted and Tracy aren’t burdened by illness, and Marshall may just get to run for office again.

    DEFINITE CANON DIVERGENCE, THE LAST EPISODE NEVER HAPPENED AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY.

    Language:
    English
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    709
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    419

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