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Harris and Dietrich grouse about a recent weekend vacation.
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Small fic based on Murphy's Cops Law #2: The bigger they are, the harder they fall. They punch, kick, and choke harder too.
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- Part 2 of Murphy's Cops Laws
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- 1/1
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Annie Halsey is a cop transferred to the 12th Precinct. Her new partner turns out to be someone she knows intimately.
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- Part 16 of 15 Year Old Me Was An Idiot
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The Figure by JiniZ
Fandoms: Barney Miller (TV), Boston Celtics - Fandom, The Light At The End
23 Jun 2014
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Marq Kyle is a cop at the 12th Precint who's dating Larry Bird. She becomes a true believer in vampires. Rudy Pasko shows up and wants her to be his queen. Will true love conquer all?
Seriously, it's a fucking mess. All spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors left intact.
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- Part 14 of 15 Year Old Me Was An Idiot
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Barney Miller - Boston Celtics by JiniZ
Fandoms: Barney Miller - Fandom, Boston Celtics - Fandom
19 Jun 2014
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I’m pretty sure this marks the transition from Barney Miller fics to Boston Celtics fics. I guess I moved on from my crush on Wojo to Larry Bird.
I actually don’t think this is horrible, but it ends abruptly and of course the plot points are ridiculous.
As always, all spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors left intact.
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- Part 13 of 15 Year Old Me Was An Idiot
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Barney Miller/Hunter mashup.
So, a slight reboot from the other Jules Tyler pieces. Jules & Wojo haven’t gotten together yet, and I think it’s a whole other timeline. It seems like I took an episode of Hunter and made it fit the Barney Miller characters.
Danny Vermin is a character in the movie “Johnny Dangerously.” Again, go see it!
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- Part 12 of 15 Year Old Me Was An Idiot
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Barney Miller - Thinner by JiniZ
Fandoms: Barney Miller (TV), Thinner - Stephen King/Richard bachman
17 Jun 2014
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A Barney Miller/Stephen King’s “Thinner” mashup. I just. Wow. Same character, a gypsy curse, a green hickey that supposedly tracks the wearer (don’t ask, ISTFG), and an abrupt ending with no resolution whatsoever.
The 88 Magnum is a plot point in the movie “Johnny Dangerously.” If you haven’t seen it, shame on you. Go watch it.
That last monologue is a whole litany of quotes the real JMK (real initials, name changed) and I used to say in high school.
As always, spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors left intact.
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- Part 11 of 15 Year Old Me Was An Idiot
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I think this was just an exercise in me describing my room. That’s it. That's the fic.
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- Part 10 of 15 Year Old Me Was An Idiot
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New name and actor in mind. Still beyond far-fetched. She’s a cop who just so happens to have access to Yankee Stadium because reasons. She’s also a nurse, so a nop? A curse?
As always, all spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors left intact.
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- Part 9 of 15 Year Old Me Was An Idiot
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So, this is a continuation of the pot brownies piece. It’s the same girl, and she and Wojo are an item. She is also bat shit crazy. The conclusion she jumps to is ridiculous, her payback is even worse, and she seems to get off on hitting Wojo when she’s not being all clingy and starry eyed.
If the shoving sounds familiar, it’s from the Bosom Buddies story. And actually Bosom Buddies. Such a good show.
As always, all spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors are left intact.
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- Part 8 of 15 Year Old Me Was An Idiot
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Pretty sure I just took an episode of Barney Miller, copied it and inserted the character into it, stealing lines from Harris, mostly.
You guys remember what dialing a phone was all about, right? A rotary phone? It was the 70’s. Google it.
I clearly put Dietrich in the beginning of this thing and then said he was off that day a little later on.
There’s a big gap at one point where I literally left a space of a guy who I apparently couldn’t think of.
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- Part 7 of 15 Year Old Me Was An Idiot
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This one was dated, too. I was only 14 and it’s the earliest one I found. This time around it’s Barney Miller and it was prompted by a UFO my mom and I thought we saw one night driving home across the Napeague Stretch (it’s a thin strip of land from Amagansett to Montauk, NY with the bay on one side, the ocean on the other).
Anyhoo, there’s the UFO, there’s a love story, and a kidnapping. All in less than 1000 words.
As always, all spelling, grammatical, and punctuation errors are left intact.
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- Part 5 of 15 Year Old Me Was An Idiot
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Staying true to form, this piece is a mix of an actual Barney Miller episode, dialogue from Moonlighting (namely giving Marcy David Addison's personality), and porn that I can only begin to imagine where I lifted it from since I had zero clue.
There is also no opening. Like zero. I guess I knew what I was thinking and didn't feel the need to elaborate on any kind of backstory for Marcy, other than stating what she does right at the beginning.
Also true to form, it's written in first person and all spelling/grammar/punctuation mistakes are intentionally left in, as is the occasional "y" for and because I was taking Spanish when I wrote it.
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- Part 2 of 15 Year Old Me Was An Idiot
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The removal of some old filing cabinets inspires nostalgia.
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Dietrich and Harris don't fool Nick.
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Dietrich knows how to make Eggs Benedict. Harris is impressed.
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SG-1 visits a Renaissance Faire for a little R&R.
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The brave men of the 12th precinct catch the notorious Debutante Rapist. One problem: their suspect has diplomatic immunity. How can they bring the pervert to justice? Guest starring Jack McGee, ace reporter from the National Register
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- Part I: Together
Harris and Dietrich express their true feelings for each other:"You are the most self-centered, narcissistic, and irritating individual that it has ever been my displeasure to encounter."
"Then why the hell do you put up with me?" Harris demanded.
"Because I love you, you selfish jerk!"
- Part Two, Together Again
Harris and Dietrich host a party celebrating Wojo's promotion, and invite an old friend.
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- Part 5 of Nocturne
- Part I: Together
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Harris and Dietrich take their time counting flamingoes in the evidence room. "Counting flamingoes?" Yemana asks. "Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?"
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- Part 3 of Nocturne
- Language:
- English
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