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    This is so good

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    For years, Barney's suffered a slow, silent drowning. He concedes ownership of his body and mind to the mask, leaving him with only complicity. The end result is he can't bear being perceived, least of all by himself. The briefest of glances feel like blistering accusations.

    Just when he begins to entertain thoughts of dissent, he meets someone who refuses to look away.

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    listen I had 3 am thoughts about this guy and I needed to write them down.

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    “And what if I decline? What if I don’t want to follow your orders? I have a good life, Gordon and I just defeated the Combine and cut off all contact they had with their home-world after walking from one end of the country to the other, and we barely broke a sweat! What makes you think I want to do this, let alone anything else, for you?” Alyx spoke venomously.

    The G-Man smirked.

    “I’m afraid you don’t have a choice in the matter, Ms. Vance. You see, I was able to call off those... Combine friends of yours due to the... deal we made, years ago. To break this deal would simply let those creatures return. Think about my offer, Ms. Vance. For if you decline, those ‘could have’s’... will no longer be ‘could have’s’.”

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    Spoilers for Half-Life: Alyx

    Alyx finds herself duped on a new world with a mission. On a new planet in a new body, she must work with the local Freedom Fighters and help fix the wrongs of Dr. Robotnik and prepare the way for Humans to escape the Combine! She makes friends with a certain two Tailed Mobian and they must make it out of the city of Robotropolis. Will she be able to acclimate to the new situation? Will the Mobians really want more Humans on their planet after all the damage Robotnik has caused with the Roboticizer? Lota drama ahead! Multi POV 3rd person
    This AU story is an attempt to mix my favorite elements with the old SatAM cartoon and the current IDW comic I'm reading. It's also to give the Humans a more interesting backstory and I am a Half-Life / Portal nerd. I tried to write this so either fan group can enjoy but this is geared more towards Sonic Fans. This takes place 15 years after the coup, Earth 2019 and Mobius 3239. There are OC's in this but mainly family and kids to flesh out more background. Starts out following Alyx but later many characters POV. No sexually explicit content. Blood and guts possible but not excessive. Tags update to reflect story, some omitted for spoilers.

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    I'll never stop remaking Danganronpa 70. It's my curse.

    Greg Heffley wakes up in a hotel with around 23 other people. He soon finds himself in quite the predicament. There's murder, mischief, betrayal, and most importantly, loss. Will Greg manage to make his way through this unscathed; or will he succumb like those before him..? Or even worse.. lose a part of himself in the mix..?

    Only god knows. Well, him, and also Monokuma. Or.. whoever's running this thing, anyway. Pretty sure the bear's on vacation.

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    Barney Calhoun's upbringing in Black Mesa.

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    Lauren can't remember her life before the 7-Hour War. A mysterious man shows up and helps her recover her memories, but she has a nagging feeling that something’s not right. After escaping City 14 and arriving at Redwood Base, she encounters someone she thought she’d lost forever. Their reunion triggers a series of events that affect everyone, and everything, she knows. Will her memories piece everything together or tear everything apart?

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    How do you manage a new relationship in a research facility deep underground when both of you have wildly different schedules? Lots of intricately laid plans, and extremely expensive phone bills.

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    Who cares about what caused Freemind to become the person he is today? He's just a bad guy right?

    Years after he established what he thought was a good 'arrangement' with his co-worker Barney, Gordon is forced to acknowledge that one person can't fix all his problems for him.

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    Gordon Freeman was the straightest man you could think of. Slept with loads of women in college. Was the perfect man in every way- but then Barney Calhoun had to go and ruin it all with his stupid laugh and stupid smile and stupid face and stupid hair and pretty eyes and-

    Gordon Freeman used to be the straightest man ever, until Barney Calhoun came along, and ruined it all. He struggles and fails to ask Barney on a date.

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    Pretty much if hlvrai gordon and hl gordon suddenly swap places and its all awkward

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    When he woke up this morning, Freeman never thought it’d be the day he’d witness a Resonance Cascade firsthand. He expected a dull little experiment that would take at most a few hours to conduct, at least for the day. He hadn’t expected to experience teleportation that felt like his body being pulled apart and put back together. He hadn’t expected to be teleported to what had to have been an entirely different planet, nor did he ever expect to see real alien creatures.

    Often he’d tell himself, “expect the unexpected!”

    But this was far beyond the usual unexpected someone would expect to happen unexpectedly.

    OR

    Gordon Freeman Meets Himself Six Times.

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    After stealing the Jinki, Matsu decides to flee the country rather than risk staying in Shinto Teito. She manages to forge a new life for herself in the United States as an employee of the Black Mesa Research Facility. Unfortunately, she wasn't prepared for what happened next.

    A short featuring Gordon Freeman becoming the Ashikabi of Sekirei No. 2 Matsu.

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    A collection of drabbles about the Mind series guys bonding and being dorks very shortly post an alternative canon where Adrian simply does not get detained with a chocolate bar forever. Part of an art trade with the lovely mchi22 on Tumblr dot com. Go show them some love for keeping these guys alive.

    First portion is a late night conversation about exes.

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    Gordon finds Barney's old camera.

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    Bubby, having left behind his human life, doesn't expect much. After all, Black Mesa already took everything from him. But then something called the Black Mesa Cleanup Initiative comes back down into the ocean. And inside is a man that looks painfully familiar.

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    Chell had to think of something. She solved hundreds of tests while down in Aperture, but had she had any clue how to solve the biggest issue? No.

     

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    After the events of Portal 2, Chell meets a mysterious man. He has a job for her.

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    Chapter topics in tags and more content warnings in each chapter. Other characters:
    Eddie (Freeman's mind) chapter 1, 5, 11
    Benry (Hlvrai) chapter 7, 17
    Barmey (Barney's mind) chapter 12, 19

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    Gordon seeks out Barney in White Forest so they can discuss what was, what is, and what will be.

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