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Wish U Were Here by Cranberrytaboo
Fandoms: Half-Life, Half Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware
20 Jan 2021
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Following the events of the "Switch," both Gordons realize they are being plunged into a series of events far greater than themselves.
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- Part 2 of The Switch
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Who cares about what caused Freemind to become the person he is today? He's just a bad guy right?
But maybe you'll click on this anyway. If you're curious about what consecutive negative reinforcement does to a person.Series
- Part 2 of More Freemind Please
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Gordon Freeman harbors a general fondness for bugs in all their forms. Barney Calhoun does not.
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A Study of Lazarus Taxons (and the Other Things Gordon Freeman Cannot Kill) by Nymm_at_Night
Fandoms: Half-Life
17 Jan 2021
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The Combine's chokehold on humanity may have loosened, but their grip left deep scars on the Earth. In the wake of ecological devastation, Alyx, Barney and Gordon find themselves chasing a last ditch hope through the wastelands, desperate to breathe life back into a dead sea. Between the Combine, a contract and the fundamental truth of ACAB, they'll have to overcome more than ghosts if they want a piece of the future. The highway's long, the stakes are high, and it's the end of the end of the world.
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Mandatory Lockdown Procedure by fullmetal_historian
Fandoms: HLVRAI - Fandom, Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware, Half-Life, SCP - Containment Breach, Ghostbusters (1984-1989; 2020)
17 Jan 2021
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When Gordon wakes up on Monday, after a long weekend of preparing for the Fourth of July, he is satisfied with the work he’s got cut out for him. You can only set up and mess with your new barbeque so many times without thinking of work, and in Gordon’s line of work, it’s almost necessary for him to constantly be thinking of it. Especially with the addition of the new Secure Research Facility Complex to the Black Mesa facilities, there are gonna be a lot more people wanting to talk to him.
But after visiting SRFC for an introduction, both Black Mesa and SRFC go down; a containment breach of catastrophic proportions. After nearly all faculty have been wiped out, Gordon, armed with a crowbar and his own brain, must find a way out of SRFC and back to the Black Mesa complex in one piece without either being killed by incoming MTF, Black Mesa guards, or worse, the unknown beings that live within SRFC.
Or, Gordon and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
[AU where Black Mesa and SCP work together, and the Resonance Cascade never happens.]
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Agent Michael [REDACTED], a government agent who's main job is to cover up the numerous lawsuits and OSHA violations charged against Black Mesa. After a severe brush with cancer as a result of his former employment with Aperture Science, he's hoping Black Mesa will be a walk in the park. He'll soon learn, however, that nothing is a walk in the park when it comes to Black Mesa versus the law.
Security Chief Calhoun, head of security at Black Mesa. He's rarely seen by anyone, much less the security team. He's considered by many to be the Administrator's right hand man--or his lapdog, to those who hate him. No one is sure of when he turned up; they've just assumed that he's always been at the job and they haven't noticed. He mans the surveillance room. If any kind of danger presented itself, Calhoun would be on the job in a heartbeat. Don't be fooled by those sleepy eyes--he's always watching.
And Gordon Freeman, an MIT graduate who often finds himself working as a heavy lifter for the science team.
Three individuals--caught in one resonance cascade that will change them forever.
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A Barney/Gman Swap AU. This AU has a sideblog! Chapters posted on Saturdays and on Tumblr. -
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Barney Calhoun meets the man of his dreams and has a lot of feelings about it.
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The Great Catboy Maid Debaucle, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Selfcest by Anonymous
Fandoms: Half-Life, freeman's mind, Half Life VR But The Are Self Aware, barney's mind
15 Jan 2021
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Two houses, alike in dignity: Casa de Freeman and Barney House. Sure, learning to live with two alternate universe versions of yourself can have its rough patches, but it seemed like things had finally settled down.
....But then Freemind catches a bad case of Catboy Maid disease.
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Barney has an exhibitionist kink and can't keep it to himself, Gordon should not be encouraging him but he does.
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They liked to say they had a competition going. See who could grow their hair out the longest before upper management got on their back. Considering the other stuff the two got away with, it wasn’t the craziest thing they’d done.
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Gordon works far too hard. Whether it’s staying up all night solving equations, throwing himself into the line of fire, or fixing his new world, he goes above and beyond. And frankly, he’s exhausted. He just wants to relax, relinquish some of his power. Not have to worry about being in control. Just be a good dog.
(Sub Gordon pet play)
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What you see is what you get, I love this myth and am using a few different tellings of the myth to write this and adding my own personal touches so sorry if this doesn't fit the telling you know.
it's gonna hurt by the end so get strapped in. -
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The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference. And, truly, what is a place more wrong for Gordon Freeman than Dr Breen's office?
Well, what's a little misinformation between friends?
[How will Gordon's life change, living in the Citadel?
When will he put 2 and 2 together and realize something Isn't Right?
How long can I make Barney Calhoun yearn for?
Will my burning hatred for Ravenholme be made clear?
These are the questions you should tune in to have answered!]Series
- Part 1 of GiBO-verse, I Guess!
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Shaney Fanfic: Episode 1 (Season Finale) by Anonymous
Fandoms: HLVRAI - Fandom, Half Life: But The AI is Self Aware, Nintendo, Doom (Video Games), Homestuck, Bee Movie (2007), Undertale (Video Game), Half-Life, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
08 Jan 2021
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There are some days when I wake up and think "Oh! This is lovely! Life is good and humankind is good."
There are other days when I wake up and think "Oh! This is horrible! Life is miserable and humankind is deplorable!"
Today is one of those Other Days. "Why?" You may ask. Well here's why: This story.
This story was written by many different people, line by line, in a discord server. Nothing was pre planned. Nothing was thoroughly discussed, so here we are.
I (the publisher) can only take an iota of credit for the content of this work. I (the publisher) only wrote a handful of the awful lines you are to read (should you chose to do so). That being said: proceed with the utmost caution. Read at your own discretion. If you are offended, simply click away!
And remember: Only God can save us now.
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get used to the wrongs i'm gonna do for you by bevmantle
Fandoms: Half-Life, freeman's mind
06 Jan 2021
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Barney Calhoun was annoying. Like a fly Gordon couldn’t swat. An itch he couldn’t scratch.
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what if i fell and dragged you down with me and we were gay by gaybarn
Fandoms: Half Life
03 Jan 2021
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Barney Calhoun tries to be smug. He fails. And falls. And brings a certain scientist crashing down with him. WhAt’Ll HaPpEn now?
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Gordon Freeman deserves a nap, and Barney is determined to get him some rest, by hell or highwater. The dusty floor of an old train will just have to do.
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inspired by this post i made a while back: https://free-freeman.tumblr.com/post/631726163258195968/me-no-thoughts-head-empty-my-brain-what-if
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Better The Demon You Know by FangsScalesSkin
Fandoms: Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
02 Jan 2021
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Gordon's life has been pretty normal, at least as much as can be expected for the only succubus with a PhD in existence. What's he to do when the demon he made a contract with shows up and decides his "pet" needs an attitude adjustment?
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A prequel to "Persuasion" and "True Love, At A Price".
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- Part 4 of The Succubus Gordon Saga
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His hair lacks any grey strands unlike Barney's.It's shorter in length—he recalls it used to reach past his shoulders when let loose out of it’s ponytail but now his brown hair ends right above his neck. He always wanted to comb his fingers through the long curls but this is nice too. He thinks he looks good with short hair.
-a short fic of Gordon and Barney being romantic goofs and they also talk about Gordon's hair-